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Jesterbrand — Melee Mage

Published: 2010-04-29 00:19:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 4195; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 26
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Least he had chicken? Sometimes, just for fun, my little Mage likes to go fisticuffs style… mostly just miss, but sometimes he’ll land a right cross to the chin for a whopping 1 damage (critical of course).

Now then… With the recent changes announced to the Paladin class, I knew I had to make this comic asap (you know, before everybody forgets about the good times).

So, as a Paladin with buff QQs as my anger management trigger, I have definitely passed out Might to every caster in a raid when bombarded with a million whispers for Wisdom or Kings. Seriously, after a wipe or when getting set up, wait for everyone to get in before begging for buffs. Because 10 seconds later, someone else will waltz into the instance and be like “Hey gang, how bout some buffs?” XD

Heaven forbid you put the wrong buff, Wisdom or Might (or even Kings) on the wrong person! That’s grounds for all out war! But them crafty minions working at Blizzard decided to combine them, specifically, to curb my buff rage issues. Heh. >)

For the record, this is a reference to Legend of the Seeker. I got totally addicted to that show after practicing my insomnia skills on Sundays… it was like, Xena but with more slow motion. If you are new to the show, or will be soon, the first season was all about the slow-mo jump attacks! I’d love to recommend making a drinking game of it, but I don’t want to be responsible for any alcohol poisoning incidents.
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Comments: 18

toidarian [2010-05-06 02:42:04 +0000 UTC]

Had this happen. It was annoying, but didn't kill us.

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ryuukhan [2010-04-30 00:11:55 +0000 UTC]

i cant believe you made freaking kahlan a orc wy not a blood elf you should be ashamed kahlan is much more prettyer then a orc

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Jesterbrand In reply to ryuukhan [2010-04-30 04:25:04 +0000 UTC]

awe, but orcs are cute too! and they got the booty to boot! >)

Cara is still my fav though. just can't resist a lady in a full leather outfit. XD

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ryuukhan In reply to Jesterbrand [2010-04-30 13:14:04 +0000 UTC]

its not reasonable cara is small and tall unlike orcs who are just big and tall and cara pretty orc arnt

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Shrubli [2010-04-29 21:02:42 +0000 UTC]

LOL i use to be a melee mage

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Jesterbrand In reply to Shrubli [2010-04-30 04:21:29 +0000 UTC]

XD and there aint nuttin wrong with that!

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Shrubli In reply to Jesterbrand [2010-04-30 07:58:26 +0000 UTC]

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LilyAngelPhoenix [2010-04-29 05:00:18 +0000 UTC]

I always feel like doing that when someone gives my priest might...
Dagger time!

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Jesterbrand In reply to LilyAngelPhoenix [2010-04-30 04:21:09 +0000 UTC]

and dual wielding with an offhand book or stick too! that's hardcore right there!

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LilyAngelPhoenix In reply to Jesterbrand [2010-04-30 06:50:14 +0000 UTC]

Offhand/book is our shield...who needs a giant shield just to block. Using something smaller is pure skills.

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nunilwen [2010-04-29 04:18:59 +0000 UTC]

lol cute.. paladins are always such slackers when it comes to buffs! mage ftw, int-table-PEWPEW!

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Jesterbrand In reply to nunilwen [2010-04-30 04:19:58 +0000 UTC]

yeah. I totally am on my pally too... but you know, when they combine might and wisdom, I'll probably still complain that it needs to be combined with kings! lol!

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zodiac1805 [2010-04-29 01:09:35 +0000 UTC]

Mages can so melee.

That's why, as a paladin, I always buff them might.

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Jesterbrand In reply to zodiac1805 [2010-04-30 04:18:59 +0000 UTC]

hehehe! do this in a 25man and prepare to get a LOT of whispers from angry mages... it's kinda funny really... XD

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zodiac1805 In reply to Jesterbrand [2010-05-01 15:25:54 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it's funny, my fiance rolls a mage, so I'm sure I'd do it just to see his reaction, lol.

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ToshirotheKnightWolf [2010-04-29 00:45:24 +0000 UTC]

pfffffffft........

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Jesterbrand In reply to ToshirotheKnightWolf [2010-04-30 04:18:04 +0000 UTC]

if they didn't want us to melee... why give us a sword? >)

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ToshirotheKnightWolf In reply to Jesterbrand [2010-04-30 11:11:53 +0000 UTC]

XD yes

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