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Published: 2012-12-27 07:48:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 1234; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 2
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Luzon: How to scare a Philippines-tanGive 'em a box of Goodbye Philippines.
For those who don't know, firecracker in the Philippines have the weirdest names.
Like goodbye Philippines, it actually describes how powerful the explosion is.
five star< super lolo< Lolo thunder< goodbye Philippines< end of the world < goodbye Universe
There are also firecrackers named:
Ampatuan
Bin Laden
Gangnam Bomb
Piccolo
Atomic Big Triangulo
Crying Bading (tn. Crying Gay)
Goodbye Gloria/Arroyo
Goodbye Pacquiao
p.s. All of the firecrackers mentioned are illegal kids. Take care of yourself this New Year.
Amiah OC!Philippines (c) ~HikariShichiyou
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Luzon: We have one..
.....it's called a grenade.
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Hey Hey.
What will be the trio's reaction when Christmas is delayed?
(I want to see minda's badly)
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CJ: Oh, you can repost this on the profile page so I can put it on queue. Sorry for the inconvenience...
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OPPA GANGNAM... *Explodes*
GANGNAM... *Kaboom*
OP OP OP OP OP
OPPA GANGNAM... *cue nuclear explosion here*
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GANGNAM BOMB?! THERE'S SOMETHING LIKE THAT ALREADY?! all i knew was everything else you mention except fo dat.
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Luzon: That one was just this year.
It was just added to the list of illegal firecrackers this yea~.
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so you know investigate illegal firecrackers? #marklogan
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Luzon: Well....Bulacan is the one who's always nuts about firecrackers so I always have to check on him...
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It's like the people are always high! XDDD
How do they come up with these names?!
Oh and by the way, what did Visayas do with the Goodbye Universe?
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Luzon: She's a goody-two shoes so she threw it away..
=3=
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***sorry! What I meant was what did Amiah do with the firecracker JC sent?
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Gangnam Bomb?!
What is happening to this country?!
Good thing I hate firecrackers... Not a single lucis was lit by me
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Luzon: Wwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyy?/
It's sugoi kawaii~!!!
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I'm scared... I can handle the lucis but holding it makes me go "WTF!! It's gonna blow! I don't wanna lose a hand!!"
Like that... There are times that lucis accidentally blow with no reason, probably with the wrong use of ingredients or wrong packaging...
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Luzon: Fricken' weirdness of Filipinos..
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Why are the names amazing in this country?
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Luzon: Because we're naturally high.
//slapped
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Oh~there's a new one and it's called Crying Bading
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Luzon: BahahahahhahahHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA.
*Adds to the list*
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Luzon: You're welcome, Ami~..
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Amiah: I'll get back at you JC
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Luzon: I shall be waiting, Ami~.
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Don't forget Goodbye World, Goodbye Philippines, Goodbye Pacquiao, Goodbye Arroyo, etc
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Luzon: THERE'S A GOODBYE PACQUIAO?/!!
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omg those things
i hated those god damn
i remember i almost kick a kid in the face because he threw one in my house
oh! oh! oh!
do you know watusi? OwO
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Luzon: Yehp~! I used to play with those when it was still.........legal.
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lol there are still some here and i bought one
even tho its illegal
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Luzon: . . . . . .
I will make sumbong-sumbong to the authorities.
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I didn't even know that they had different names.
omg
Did the world experience a shortage on "end of the world" fireworks six days ago?
Gosh, Steph. No. Shut up.
Sorry for the lame jokes.
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M. Choco: Those names are...
Nyo!2P!Indo: For some reason they remind me of your human name Adek
Nyo!2P!Nesia: ......
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M. Choco: the firecrackers you mean?
Nyo!2P!Indo: I mean Nyo!2P!Nesia. His human name is cute
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Luzon: Yes. I understand. I was asking what his name was...
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Nyo!Nesia: Nyo!2P!Nesia's name is Tiko
Nyo!2P!Indo: Tikooo~
Nyo!2P!Nesia: ...........
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Luzon: So...which firecracker name did it sound like?
I'm sorry...I'm so slow today...
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Hm... I forgot but Indonesians do have weird (and frankly perverted) names on stuffs
Don't worry
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