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Published: 2010-11-02 13:21:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 2619; Favourites: 41; Downloads: 49
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To those who thought this week's "Forever 16" story was just going to be six days of Bieber-bashing, I offer my apologies. Instead, Aaron's been inspired into creating some biographical literature of his own.Related content
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You did the right thing with the lack of Bieber bashing. It's just as annoying as people who are crazy about him, quite frankly.
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I am familiar with Herr Bieber thru all the JB merchandise Walmart sells.
Give it a year, and it'll be half-priced.
I've also fought (not all that hard) the urge to Google his music videos.
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The title sounds like something Bob Dole would write.
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Hay if he can, why not you... Aaron might be on to something...
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Chapter 20
"Joel was climbing off the roof, I hold deep concerns for the saftey of my dearest companion. He was about to enact a ludricous and dangerous stunt from jumping down his roof, into a trapoline, and finally in the kiddie pool I once partake into having several fond summer childhood memories many summers ago, ah I was so carefree back then. I tried to warn him of the dire consequences of his actions, alas I failed to do so. He crashed to ground, breaking nearly every bone in his body. He was in shock, crying, shrieking in agony. I rush to aid him; I immediately applied first aid on him. He was the brink to the abyss of death. Thankfully I saved his life, he applauded my valiant and courageous efforts."
Chapter 21
I recieved an invite to a Masquerade ball at Hallow's eve. I was the life of the party, members of the fairer sex founded me irrestiable and complex. I was quite the Ladies' man...
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Aaron is starting to grow into one of my personal faves here; can't blame the guy for trying, after all
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I was looking forward to Beiber-bashing.
Hey, it's a better title than Mel Gibson's autobiography: "Mel Gibson: Just F@#%-ING READ IT!"
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And, like most biographies, it will contain 299 pages of how great he is, his adventures, and his telling Joel to jump off a roof, while there will be only 1 page making a small list of his shortcomings.
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I'm having a serious case of cross-dressing voices when I imagine Aaron's voice. I keep hearing Grey DeLisle.
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When I write Aaron, I have Will Friedle in my head. He has the perfect sound of a character who's trying to look awesome but just comes across as a loser instead.
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Ah, that should help alleviate my issues
Will is perfect for those kind of roles.
I remember how surprised I was first time I figured out he played Terry McGuinness XD
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No, no - please, by all means, carry on with the Bieber-bash! I think we can tolerate it. Ever see an old guy doing cartwheels?
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Oh, goodness...I can't wait to hear/see what she has to "share."
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I'm happy to say that I know NOTHING about this Justin Bieber person.
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And you're probably better off that way.
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