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You know, I had an entire gag scene all ready about how Michael Moore ate a dozen Taco Bell Volcano Burritos and produced the noxious miasma in this picture, threatening to do Connie in, but I decided to spare you at the last moment... you're welcome.

That's some way to introduce this amazing piece of gift art, isn't it? Sorry, SSW, for the unpleasantness; I mean, you were kind enough to commission this surprise for me, and I have to go and get all political/flatulence with it. Of course, some people think politics and that particular bodily function are one and the same anyway, so maybe I wasn't being so bad after all. Apologies must also go to a true master of the female form, Necrella, who is the artist that created this work. I noted him to gush over it already, but here's some more anyway; wow, does my girl look brutal in this picture! But if standard nubiles are more your taste, head over to his page and see his amazing work in its entirety--trust me, there are plenty of non-terrifying babes over there to keep you occupied.

This image immediately got my imagination going, and I tried to come up with the story behind it moments after downloading it. Is the Crimson Conservative investigating a landed alien spacecraft, or dealing with some unholy necromantic activity in a haunted swamp? SSW suggested that it was some form of chemical weapon Connie was facing, and I decided that was the likely culprit. And then, after printing this picture at the photolab where I work and showing it to , she came up with the picture's title. Yeah, I'd considered claiming the clever name of this piece as my own, but that wouldn't be right... besides, I have to work with her. Expect a story behind this image some time in the future; I was planning on writing it to go along with the picture's posting, but just couldn't wait to show it to everybody!

gave me this wonderful present, so a huge, grateful to her.
is the creator of this artwork, so a and go to him.

I am the guy who copyrighted the Crimson Conservative and original characters related to her, so I deserve something for that... I'm just not sure I want whatever that is!

Comments encouraged, even if it’s just to tell me I ruined your lunch with the thought of Michael Moore producing that much green gas…

Description
You know, I had an entire gag scene all ready about how Michael Moore ate a dozen Taco Bell Volcano Burritos and produced the noxious miasma in this picture, threatening to do Connie in, but I decided to spare you at the last moment... you're welcome.

That's some way to introduce this amazing piece of gift art, isn't it? Sorry, SSW, for the unpleasantness; I mean, you were kind enough to commission this surprise for me, and I have to go and get all political/flatulence with it. Of course, some people think politics and that particular bodily function are one and the same anyway, so maybe I wasn't being so bad after all. Apologies must also go to a true master of the female form, Necrella, who is the artist that created this work. I noted him to gush over it already, but here's some more anyway; wow, does my girl look brutal in this picture! But if standard nubiles are more your taste, head over to his page and see his amazing work in its entirety--trust me, there are plenty of non-terrifying babes over there to keep you occupied.

This image immediately got my imagination going, and I tried to come up with the story behind it moments after downloading it. Is the Crimson Conservative investigating a landed alien spacecraft, or dealing with some unholy necromantic activity in a haunted swamp? SSW suggested that it was some form of chemical weapon Connie was facing, and I decided that was the likely culprit. And then, after printing this picture at the photolab where I work and showing it to , she came up with the picture's title. Yeah, I'd considered claiming the clever name of this piece as my own, but that wouldn't be right... besides, I have to work with her. Expect a story behind this image some time in the future; I was planning on writing it to go along with the picture's posting, but just couldn't wait to show it to everybody!

gave me this wonderful present, so a huge, grateful to her.
is the creator of this artwork, so a and go to him.

I am the guy who copyrighted the Crimson Conservative and original characters related to her, so I deserve something for that... I'm just not sure I want whatever that is!

Comments encouraged, even if it’s just to tell me I ruined your lunch with the thought of Michael Moore producing that much green gas…