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Published: 2015-02-16 20:14:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 30535; Favourites: 451; Downloads: 0
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In case you wonder at which point I realized that something will most likely go horribly awry with Oblivion's main quest - this is pretty much it. ;___; Nope, still not ok.Characters accociated with Sean Bean tend to have a pretty bad record at staying alive. I mean, really . I wish I knew this before I got all emotionally invested in a fictional pixel person, dammit.
Feat. Sean Bean as:
Alec Trevelyan from GoldenEye
Eddard Stark from Game of Thrones
Boromir from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Ulrich from Black Death
John Ryder from The Hitcher
Patrick Koster from Don't Say A Word
For more fan art inspired by The Elder Scrolls take a look at here !
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still waiting for the movie where everyone dies but him
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And professor X from x men films as uriel septim
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Poor Sean. Every character he acts is the character that dies.
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ROFL! What is it? Sean Bean: Walking Spoiler? xD
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I think unlike his majority, this death was a sacrifice.
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Just remember, this means he's got his Chosen Men in the afterlife.
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It looks like the curse of Sean Bean holds steadfast even in games. By the way, it's been calculated. Sean Bean dies 0.32 times in every movie he's in.
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awesome comic really 
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he didn't in Troy either.
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He didn't die in Jupiter Ascending either.
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He didn't die in Flightplan, either. Or in the Silent Hill movies (I don't think o.o)
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Nor in Percy Jackson, but that movie was horrible, so who cares? (He played Zevs)
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Well, when he played Zeus in the Lighting Thief, he didn't die. Which, given the fact that Liam Neeson's Zeus went and died in Wrath of the Titans... And he managed to survive Troy when people like Brad Pitt were dying around him. He isn't a TOTAL death magnet.
Or maybe he is. Maybe he just has to go Greek to survive.
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I didn't understand the point of this comic at first, but after that flashback... Andraste's grannypanties! I haven't realised Sean Bean's characters die in 99.9 % of cases till now.
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One has to wonder at this point does he choose these roles specifically for the deaths?
Sean Bean: "So... does this character die at some point?"
Casting Agent: "He doesn't just die, Sean. He dies epicly."
Sean Bean: "I'll take the job!"
Casting Agent: "Great! Let's start by filming you being shot in the head while being eaten by a shark for the trailers!"
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I know of one show that Sean Bean doesn't die in...
(and he isn't the bad guy either)
It's called Sharpe, it's set during the napoleonic war and Sean Bean was the main protagonist(a british soldier named richard sharpe)
it came out in the early nineties and the author of the books it's based on loved Sean Beans portrayal of sharpe so much that he said he can't picture him any other way
would recommend if you like historical fiction or war flix
back to the comic itself now,
I had no idea sean bean voiced martin I'll have to listen for that next time I play Oblivion Β Β
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OH MY AKATOSH O.O I never realized that it was Sean Bean... if I had, then I'd have known the ending before playing.
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As always, Sean Bean's character dies, but in an epic way. And what better way to go than battling a Daedric Prince while incarnated as a fire dragon?
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Has Sean Bean ever played a character that doesn't kick the bucket? xD
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Richard Sharpe in a series of terrible BBC tv movies.
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Odysseus in Troy.
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Ian Howe in national treasure.
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Oh man, Oblivion has and always had a special place in my heart, and it is a game I would return to anytime. So charismatic characters, so epic... but this, I never knew *gasp* However, Martin is really epic and I am tempted to play again :3
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Bright side: He lives in Troy.
Dark side: In the Odyssey, he spends twenty years being lost in the Mediterranean and finally getting back home to Ithica to find out that his son is all grown up, and kills a bunch of suitors who are trying to hit on his wife.
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I got far more emotionally attached to the characters and questlines of Oblivion, even though it was my least favorite of the three.
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like the only thing I've seen that has Sean Bean in it where he doesn't die is the Silent Hill movie.
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However *Silent Hill game SPOILER ALERT* the man Sean Bean portrays in the movie (Harry Mason) dies in the game. So if Silent Hill movies would continue, he's destined to eventually die anyway.
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Well at least he survived the first one... That's gotta count for something, right?
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I suppose, lol. But hey, he does survive in "Percy Jackson & The Olympians" movies as Zeus.Β Β
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Haven't seen that one, but I'll take your word for it.
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How in blazes did Sean Bean survive Silent Hill?
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Because he was the husband who stayed at home while his wife went searching for their daughter. The whole family survives, but there still isn't a happy ending.
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The only movie I saw him not die in was Percy Jackson and he was a god. Β Which means that it was literally impossible for die XD
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sGR1-β¦ This.....
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Sean Bean, a man who dies for a living.
Although he is doing work as a narrator, for a new game comming out called Kholat. However it's based on the Dyatlov Pass Incident, and unless the malevolence has fourth wall breaking abilities, I'm guessing it's Sean who's safe, and your character that will most likelyΒ die.
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Could even the fourth wall protect Sean Bean? Or will the protagonist have the wear a Sean Bean Voodoo doll to redirect the monster to them?
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I'm not sure, we'll have to wait until June to find out for sure. It seems the fourth wall will defend Sean though, for now.
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Let us hope.Β Poor guy needs a break between deaths now and then and the Grim Reaper of Cinema and Gaming as well.
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25 times! That's how many times he's died on-screen. 25!
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