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Published: 2015-07-04 16:20:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 15279; Favourites: 509; Downloads: 187
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Man, doesn't that fool know that the opener/summoner is always the first one to get killed?
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"Fearless wretch. Insanity. He watches lurking beneath the sea."
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Captures the sheer immensity of Cthulhu perfectly.
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The more I look at it, the creepier it gets. That's some serious nightmare fuel
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Tremendous look.
Greetings from MΓ©xico.
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I do not deserve the insight you bring to my mind's eye oh Great One...
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Cthulu: *ELDRITCH ROAR* MORTAL. WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME?
Guy: Uh... so... there's this, I guess, pressure plate thingy? Embedded in this rock I'm standing on?
Cthulu: ... AND THIS CONCERNS ME WHY?
Guy: Uh... well... you see... I sat here to watch the ocean, and I must've sat on the plate, and then... you showed up.
Cthulu: OH.
Guy: Yeah.
Cthulu: IT SEEMS MY CULT HAS GOTTEN LAZY.
Guy: W-well... I mean, sure, maybe, but... wouldn't the plate save them a lot of time?
Cthulu: WELL, NO, YOU SEE, THE RITUAL TO SUMMON ME IS LONG AND COMPLICATED FOR A REASON.
Guy: Oh. "Testing of faith" sort of thing?
Cthulu: "I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP AND WON'T WAKE UNLESS IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT" SORT OF THING.
Guy: Ah.
Cthulu: YEAH.
Guy: So... I suppose you can go back to sleep, then?
Cthulu: I'D LIKE TO, BUT MY ALARM CLOCK IS BROKEN, RIGHT? GOTTA GO SMITE THE GUYS WHO RIGGED IT.
Guy: Ah. Yeah... okay, cool.
Cthulu: HEY. BUDDY. THANKS FOR BRINGING THIS TO MY ATTENTION. UM... I WON'T SMITE YOUΒ THIS TIME AROUND, COOL?
Guy: Oh! Okay, yeah, cool.
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haha, that was a great read.Β
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"The guy who opens the portal is always the first one to get killed!"
-The Venture Bros
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Yeah, summoning ancient gods usually isn't good for your health
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That pretty much fits this picture perfectly
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"What?!? You "can't reach the light bulb"!?! ...seriously?
(Somebody's gonna be in trouble...)
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Cultist, are not usually the smartest people in the world.....especially when summoning world destroyers....
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That's badass! How long did it take you, if you don't mind me asking? o:
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