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Have you ever received a text from your gassy girl, windy woman, or stinky spouse and found yourself at a loss for what she might mean? Worry not! Our experts have been working around the clock to precisely determine the exact meaning to some of the most common text-speak of butt-burping babes from across the nation! With a brief study of our new translator matrix, you too can be in the know on what exactly the flatulent female in your life is telling you.

While our researchers are working hard to translate a myriad of common abbreviations, they can't complete this project alone! If you know any abbreviations from your own experience, put them in the comments!

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Have you ever received a text from your gassy girl, windy woman, or stinky spouse and found yourself at a loss for what she might mean? Worry not! Our experts have been working around the clock to precisely determine the exact meaning to some of the most common text-speak of butt-burping babes from across the nation! With a brief study of our new translator matrix, you too can be in the know on what exactly the flatulent female in your life is telling you.

While our researchers are working hard to translate a myriad of common abbreviations, they can't complete this project alone! If you know any abbreviations from your own experience, put them in the comments!