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Kirk: Hey Mr. Spock! Guess what I wrote down on my Naughty List...Spock: What Captain? Captain....may i inquire as to the meaning of my name being stationed on the ill-behaved list?
Kirk: Hehehe well, besides the strangling on the bridge action that you took...you have been even more naughty when you are NOT on duty.
Spock: Captain...I do not recall me doing anything that you consider 'naughty'.
Kirk: Ah but Spock...don't you 'recall' all those nights you were in my quarters?
Spock: The actions that i performed were simply done because of my strong feelings for you Captain, as far as I am concerned...our 'sessions' were not naughty but...good.
Kirk: Yeah...but you were acting NAUGHTY while we were doing our SESSIONS!
Spock: Are you saying that by my showing my love for you sexually was naughty? You did not approve of it?
Kirk: No GODDAMMIT...I LOVED it!!! It's just that...when humans say that you are "naughty" during those 'session times' that means that you were very very very attractive, satisfying and oh so very good at what you do!
Spock: Ah...
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LOL. I'd love to see Spock try to wrap his head around that little bit of human logic. XD
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poor spock doesn't understand human phrases. Poor cutesweetadorablelogical spock.
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lol ^^ true ^^
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Yep! Maddy Martinez? Who are you?
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Oh!!!! Yes I know her! Shweet! lol
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xDD i saw ur username n im all liek "
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hahahahahahaha yeppers ^^
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Spock: Ah yes, you Humans typically change the known definition of a word around to suit your innuendos.
Kirk: Seriously, you're like, no fun. You belong on this list.
Spock: As do you. You were quite naughty as well.
Kirk: *blush*
lol 
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Jim: So...I was put on the naughty list as well, so we're even >> ^///^
hahaahahaha true, people who are 'no-fun' do belong on the list ^^ aha! now Spock finally gets it ^^
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Hahaha So Cute! XD I love the mini-conversation with this, Oh Spock, you and your understanding to human phrases/meanings at times! XD Nice job and very funny X3
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thank you very much^^
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McCoy: *grabs list* I better not see my name on...*blink* Dammit, Jim, it's bad enough seeing Spock's name on here next to yours, but did you have to put the hearts? Very manly, by the way.
Kirk: Shut up, Bones. 
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hhahaahahhahaha thank you very much ^^ HAAHAHA yes Jim is very manly ^^
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thank you ^^ he is when he is clueless ^^
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Hahaha, I love this! <333 Oh, Spock...isn't the whole 'Naughty' concept -- when applied to lovely sexual activity -- so /illogical/? > w >
Also, I totally see what you did tharr. ;D IMC on the 'Naughty' list.
Also Nero's name under Kirk and Spock's. xDD
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heehehehhehehe Spock needs to take human Xenolinguistics at some point in his awesome life ^^ Teehee I have been naughty ^^ And yes! even though Nero's dead...he is still the bad kind of naughty ><
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I kinda actually.../fear/ the day when Spock does, and starts using /figures of speech/. xDDD
Naughty is fuuun~! > w >
And yeah, Nero isn't the cool kind of naughty. x____x
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hhahahhahahhaha he must learn to go 'yo mama' to some people...that is one part of humanlinguistics that I must recomemnd that he learn if he is going to survive on earth ^^
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teeheeheehee thanks ^^
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