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erikatheraindeer [2016-02-05 04:23:39 +0000 UTC]
Lol. XD I for some reason really wanted to include a bad driving gag somewhere in the Super Smash Bros fics I want to write; this seals it, I think I'm going to make Ike drive. And there's gonna be lots of yelling about "magic wagons", basic driving instructions from the modern characters (who likely don't drive because they're too short), and things like "TREE!" or "CLIFF!", all the while some monster comes up behind them. XD
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erikatheraindeer In reply to Hylian-Link [2016-06-28 13:17:18 +0000 UTC]
Thanks. XD I just love the imagery for some reason. The characters bouncing around the back as the driver doesn't even know expresses negative knowledge of driving a car. Though he might get the hang of considering the kind of person he is later. I think I was inspired by another scene I wanted to write for a rewrite of a badfic for these scene where Chrom was driving a pickup with the mail "heroes" in tow in a car chase. It makes just as much sense in context.
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Redrose463121 [2015-09-25 23:21:27 +0000 UTC]
I almost died because of mai friend driving me home.
My friend drives worse.
I called my mum to pick me up the next day instead. I did not wanna die.
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TwentyfootAngels [2013-07-03 02:47:38 +0000 UTC]
Imagine a Radiant Dawn traffic jam. Ike is driving with Mist and Boyd in the backseat. They are stuck behind Dheginsea (with Ena in the passenger seat), and we have Tibarn, Janaff, and Ulki in the car behind Ike. Finally, Ranulf is carpooling with Skrimir in the fourth car. All cars have the windows down.
Ike: Oh, come on already! *honk*
Dheginsea: No. We are not moving.
Ena: Can we please go? It's-
Dheginsea: Goldoa will not move.
Ena: But the light is gree-
Dheginsea: GOLDOA WILL NOT MOVE!!!
Tibarn: Will you guys go already?! *honk*
Ike: I'm TRYING!!! *aggressive honk*
Mist: This is a disaster.
Skrimir: WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING?! *aggressive honking*
Dheginsea: GOLDOA WILL NOT MOVE!!!
Ulki: WOULD YOU GROUND-BOUNDS STOP YELLING ALREADY?!
Ike: *bangs head against steering wheel*
Skrimir: *increasingly digressive honking*
Ranulf: That's it. I'm walking.
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Enron-II [2012-01-29 08:31:19 +0000 UTC]
Mist: "Look out!! Squirrel!!"
*car swerves* -thump!!- *Black Knight goes flying*
Boyd: *Opening eyes* "You here something?"
Ike: "No, go back to sleep."
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xxArrowWolfxx In reply to Enron-II [2012-10-18 06:25:03 +0000 UTC]
This comment cracked me up so much soda came spewing out of my nose XD thank you for making my week.
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HeartfulPeach [2011-12-28 14:01:39 +0000 UTC]
I want a wild ride with Ike XD
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Hylian-Link In reply to HeartfulPeach [2011-12-28 18:58:34 +0000 UTC]
I know! Me too!
There would never be a dull moment when riding with Ike! Its life or death!
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HeartfulPeach In reply to Hylian-Link [2011-12-29 02:12:19 +0000 UTC]
Pure adrenaline, the way I like it! Where's the fun in a calm, peaceful ride when you can have a hot-headed mercenary pull you wherever in the blink of an eye?
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Hylian-Link In reply to HeartfulPeach [2011-12-29 23:08:49 +0000 UTC]
Lmao! This comment made me crack up so much. I wish i could favor it.
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MisteryEevee [2011-08-01 20:11:50 +0000 UTC]
Just when I thought my cousin drives worse xD
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Ethereal-Saviour [2011-07-13 00:26:51 +0000 UTC]
i would never want Ike to drive...
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levenark [2011-05-07 17:08:15 +0000 UTC]
LOL!!XD its awesome!XD
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Itachi2007 [2010-11-12 17:34:19 +0000 UTC]
tis awesommmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeee!
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Hylian-Link In reply to MiharuZee [2011-11-22 16:58:12 +0000 UTC]
Lmao! Best comment EVER! I cracked up so much.
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flamingchibi [2010-09-02 04:20:24 +0000 UTC]
This reminds me of Saturday Night Live's mocking of Night at the Roxbury lol.
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impulsivelyliving [2010-07-21 01:00:39 +0000 UTC]
I wanna see Ike GREAT AETHER a CAR, no not HURT the car but rather USE THE CAR as his sword. xD
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riyoru [2010-05-16 15:02:34 +0000 UTC]
lmao luv the expressions XDD
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MistressofIke [2010-03-23 18:59:51 +0000 UTC]
Very Awesome! Too funny!
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TemaShika85 [2010-03-21 23:52:29 +0000 UTC]
ahahaha, ike is priceless!
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Platinumglow [2010-03-19 17:05:09 +0000 UTC]
What is love...baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me...no more...
This is made of WIN.
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Hylian-Link In reply to Platinumglow [2010-03-20 19:07:17 +0000 UTC]
lmaoo totally!
"Oh, I don't know why you're not there...I give you my love, but you don't care..." XDD
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