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Published: 2012-05-14 03:54:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 774; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 11
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There, can I be popular now?Bahahaha... no.
For those of you unfamiliar, this is my freakishly tall, violent sociopath of a character, Mister Gunther Baxter.
I figured by standing at seven foot three, he would not be able to be a pony. He'd be a giraffe, and all of Equestria would fear and despise him. Hurrah.
This reminds me vaguely of Eddie Izzard's 'Evil Giraffe'. REGARDE [link]
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BAHAHAHA
I am an evil giraffe >:]
Pretty perfect :]
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"I am going to eat all of the berries on this tree, and then other giraffes may die. Mua ha ha ha."
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i shall eat all of the leaves on this tree
*chew chew*
I shall eat more leaves than i should
*chew chew*
then all of the other giraffes will die
ahahahaha *chew chew*
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I am an evil herbivore MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
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*saunters off* XD
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I will eat all the leaves on this tree. I will eat more then I should, so another giraffe... may die. Nya ha ha! *gallops away*
I'm so happy to not be the only person who know's that scene.
P.S. Best. Pony. EVER
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"I will hide berries where no one has sinned"
BAHAHA I love Eddie Izzard to itty bitty bits.
Nope, I've been forcing people to watch it and become Eddie Izzard fans for a while now. The numbers are slowly rising.
lol thanks xP
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SPREAD THE WORD SISTAH! Spread it like nutella!
He's a magical man, and i <3 him so.
and you are welcome!
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Why are you so clever? D:
I can't stop laughing, actually
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I'm clever?!
lol thank you, I'm glad I could amuse someone.^^
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lol thanks.
Of course now I can't stop imagining Gunther's magical adventures in Equestria. They're kind of terrible. XD
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XD
"Dear Princess Celestia.
Today I discovered the exact angle and force required to plunge a knife into a pony's heart. I also learned how difficult it is to do this without hands.
Signed,
Gunther Baxter" XD
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XD Pretty much. And of course he wouldn't have any funky things like flight or unicorn magic either, which would make it considerably harder.
"Dear Princess Celestia,
It is really quite cruel of you to mandate such things as compulsory letters from every citizen regarding what they have learned about 'friendship'.
So let it be known that you are a wicked and corrupt monarch, using your power to such flighty ends, and the good denizens of Equestria grow tired of your tyranny. I have assembled a not unformidable army and shall be calling upon you within a fortnight to collect your head as a symbol for the revolution. I would advise you clear your schedule.
Regards,
Gunther Giraffester"
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No, of course not. He's a bit too dorky for that lol
XD
"Dear Gunther Giraffester,
I hear your complaints and understand your concern.
I have only one question for you in response:
What do you think of the moon? For that's where you will be spending the rest of your life should you continue this mad scheme.
Your Sovereign leader,
Princess Celestia"
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XD
Hurray corruption! 8D
Man oh man, one could do a whole crackfiction about Mister Giraffester and his exploits as leader of the Equestrian revolution. Of course I don't feel bronie enough to go through with it.
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Hurray corruption indeed XD
Yes, one could. I think I'm a bit too casual a brony to do it properly, though lol
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Damn it, we must find a brony capable of such things! XD
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Thanks^^
I'm sure he'd just love to hear that lol
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I know, but I don't think he really likes being an adorable giraffe. XD
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i dont think he does
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Then again I don't think there is anything he particularly does like being XD
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AHAHAHAHA HA HA HA Yeeeeessss.
I must say, you've got the style down pat.
I don't watch My Little Pony, but an entire group of my friends (the Gamers and Post-Rock Enthusiasts, to be precise) are Bronies. They bought me a Twilight Sparkle shirt.
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lol thank you
I think I may have seen a grand total of three episodes tops, but I have a plethora of friends that are bronies. I have yet to figure out how I feel about the show, having been a fan of my little ponies when I was about 5. XD
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lol you're quite welcome. I live for other people's amusement. XD
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And yet so very, very wrong. XD
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