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HelloMyNameIsEd — Conquer Your Fears
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Published: 2015-03-07 03:07:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 1894; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 1
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It's happened. Archer seems to have surmounted his greatest fear. Just you wait, now he's gonna use all his gold to fund the creation of a spider-themed suit of armor, go fighting crime in the cities at night, and he'll call himself Spiderma... um, SpiderArgonian, I guess.Mod used is the Monster Mounts by gg77: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…
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You say that as if there were any other kind of spider!
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Well there are some Arachne I've seen before that are much cuter than that thing.
But then again, I hate most spiders.
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Remember the words of FDR! "There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders."
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Nah, there's no way she'd let something like that into the house. Too many gigantic spiderwebs to clean out.
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YEEE HAAAWWW! RIDE 'EM COWBOY! Ahem, sorry about that...
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*Magnificent Seven theme plays in the background*
It was pretty much my reaction too, so no worries!
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NO GOD. NO GOD, PLEASE, NO. NO. NOO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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I get that. I've heard it used in a few of TearofGrace's videos.
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I HAVE ARACHNOPHOBIA T-T
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They still creep me out, no matter how good you can pet them.
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I still find it horrifying.
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Poor Spidey, forever outcast for being a terrifying creature to behold.
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I think tarantulas and jumping spiders, but these guys..NOPE
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But he only wants to make friends!
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*Grabs a sword and a shield* I have Arachnophobia, get that bastard away from me. (XD)
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A new friend? Because Spidey loves meeting new people! <3
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Inigo like spider in a more "head crushing" way but Archer could be friend with him
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That'd be a cool mount...if Frostbite Spiders weren't so creepy.
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This coming from someone who loves spiders.
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Everyone run! The Dragonborn has lost it and he's training attack spiders!
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Cry havoc and let slip the spiders of war!
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Inigo I have a job for you.
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If he spends all his gold, at least Lydia won't have to worry about him throwing it at people again.
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But it's handy for smashing thieves with his wallet!
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I wouldn't want to face something that terrifying, that's for sure
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Only thing that's worse? Spiders on fire. Because then you can't kill them with fire. I remember that one place in the Dragonborn DLC that had that. I was shrieking inside the whole time while chopping them left and right.
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Oh yeah I remember that. I remember the exploding jumping spiders too. It was terrible
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Then there were those spiders that possessed people. I actually had to pause my game and say, "I'm done. So done. Skyrim can save itself dammit."
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...what. Spiders that possess people. I don't remember seeing that... I must know where in Solstheim this is so that I can nuke it from orbit. (It's the only way to be sure)
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Yeah. Did you see those bandits or whatever in that dungeon that glowed weird? That's because they had these mind control spiders biting them in the neck and controlling their actions. Killing them also killed the spider. Here's a picture (Prep your nukes 
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How about "The Komodo Spider"? Also, I can't help but think Vilkas will try to hire Archer to help Farkas with HIS arachnophobia now...
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Archers gonna charge him for every level of training until the price per level is absurd, just like the other NPCs.
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Yup...Skyrim is probably the worst game for arachnophobes. XD
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I love spiders, but Frostbite Spiders are the one exception.
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Yup. Definitely. Especially with that one from Bleak Falls Barrow.
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