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HelloMyNameIsEd β Archer vs Nazeem
Published: 2012-07-01 23:14:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 3219; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 9
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Nazeem: "Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course-"Archer: "GERMAN SUPLEX!"
Nazeem: "What the-"
*smash*
Lydia: "And he's down! Ladies and Gentlemen, the Close Combat Champion of the World: Archer!"
Alternate Title: Dovah Kombat
Under the "humor" category because I think it's funny.
No Warning set because it isn't graphic "Violence".
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I'm quite disappointed nobody has pointed this out yet.
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*Plays the quest Deceiving The Herd. Target is Whiterun* π: 0 β©: 1
"Okay, I need to kill a high profile target...how about Nazeem? He is always bragging about being important"
*Kills Nazeem*
Wow, Nazeem you are full of shit. Epic fail.
Every time I did something bad to him I always reloaded to right beforehand. He's still alive, and his wife hates me, but Nazeem doesn't seem to care.
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i'll have you know that there's no PUSIEEEEEEEE
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Those videos were hilarious
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nazeem : do you come to the cloud district very often?
oh what am i saying of course you dont
i'll have you know that there's no PUSIIEEEEEE
Guard : *Punch him until out cold*
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Spawning a giant next to this guy really showed him a true experience of "the cloud district"
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Yeah, but that's just evil. Be the better man and ignore him⦠or quick save before you do terrible nasty things to him.
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Well, considering that this is totally out of character for Archer, him being supposed to be a "good" person, I guess that Archer's a sort of hypocrite as well.
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Why are you sorry? I was only saying how I forced Archer into becoming "evil" for the fun of it.
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Oh ok, I thought the comment had offended you.
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Nazeem: have you ever been to the cloud district often?
Me: OH DA VIING!!
Nazeem: what on nirn was that?
Me: do you get to the clouds often?
Nazeem: wha-AAGGHH!!
(Ohdaviing grabs Nazeem.)
If only I could do that in-game.
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I don't really imagine that Archer is impulsively violent, he's just violent when I want him to be. Thank god for quick saves!
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Nazeem deserves everything he gets!
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Most satisfying way to kill Nazeem for me was mauling his ass as a werewolf! I just pictured pieces of Nazeem all over the place!
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Then there was casting Frenzy on him and watching him kill Heimsker then get killed by a guard, so i got a 2 for 1 deal on that one. <.<
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I think I did the Frenzy thing once on him a long time ago, when I first got Skyrim. He successfully fought off three guards and a passerby citizen before finally going down. The guy's tougher than he might seem.
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Still it's funny as heck, did it to Heimsker (sp?) once, he did not succeed in his fight, was cut down mid attack.
Still however Nazeem is taking out it's worth whatever fine results from it.
Though personally I'd of prefered it if you could bankrupt him, then pass by Nazeem as a Begger and ask him if heΒ getsΒ to the cloud district very often.
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I hope you not considering any..........thievery
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Archer's only bad when I feel like having fun. One save load later, though, and Archer's back to his good old self.
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I don't remember if I killed Nazeem or if he somehow glitched out of the game. Anyway, at least he's gone.
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He's returning to his homeworld, where the rest of his kind are plotting the invasion of Nirn itself. That, or he likes playing Hide-and-Seek.
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At the very least, his wife isn't telling me anything.
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oh god i hate him only because of that one line.
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I think most people would agree that that's his most well-known line.
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Strangely my Argonian also suplexed Nazeem today, I even draw a comic about it.
So that's a strange coincidence I suppose.
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Everyone deserves to share the joy of suplexing Nazeem!
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This is why I wish Bethesda didn't take out the bare handed skill. The finishing moves are awesome! Oh well, at least we have mods.
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Yeah, Skyrim is actually my first Elder Scrolls game, but when I learned that there used to be an UNARMED skill... I was disappointed
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Yeah. On a side note, who hasn't been tempted to do something like this to Nazeem?
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I would have a giant send him to the "Cloud District"
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Poor Divines, they'll be having an unexpected visitor coming via Giant Express
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He's now discovering the Land Down Under.
6 feet Down Under, that is.
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Braith is immortal, I don't think it'd do any good.
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It would still be satisfying.
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My brother has the Dawngaurd DLC, and I was so happy when I slayed a vampire in Whiterun. Why? BECAUSE IT KILLED NAZEEM! YUSH!
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Poor Nazeem...he deserved it, though.
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Not really poor Nazeem though. The file got corrupted, so I had to make a new file.
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lol i excuted Nazeem numerous times never was too happy how it turned out "it needs to decapitate damnit!" though i always got a bounty so i had to use a Fury spell on him in the Drunk Huntsmen i finally decided to give up trying to be-head him stealthly... so now i cooked his body and ate him... i miss killing him :/ though am happy to never see him in the market again
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It is possible to kill him in the drunken huntsman. I did it twice. Put some paralyze poison on your weapon, just to make sure. That guy must really be drunk, cause he doesnt notice anything, when Nazeem dies
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TAKEDOWN!
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Yeah, he did. Archer only has a limited amount of patience. You have to admit, Nazeem had it coming.
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