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BorisFedorov [2019-06-03 01:51:13 +0000 UTC]
More like a sick sense of humor if you ask me. Nothing funny about the act of murder.
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kylander108 [2019-05-02 09:11:39 +0000 UTC]
Lol
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BBBHuey [2019-04-02 16:43:00 +0000 UTC]
Well, the tortoise would definitely win race easier...
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Hatchetstein4Real In reply to BBBHuey [2019-04-03 05:49:28 +0000 UTC]
Unless if the tortoise happens to be a yokai. XD
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EmperorNortonII [2019-04-01 21:40:33 +0000 UTC]
I can totally see a kappa having a mindset like that!
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Hatchetstein4Real In reply to EmperorNortonII [2019-04-01 21:42:30 +0000 UTC]
"And so, the tortoise won the race, but everyone starts to question of the whereabouts of the hare. It wasn't until 10 days later, a water rat found a drowned corpse....'
XD
Glad you enjoyed this take!
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Ch1l1l1zardL3g3ndz [2019-04-01 20:47:23 +0000 UTC]
Kappa can be crass and violent, but they are also highly knowledgeable about medicine and the art of Japanese bone-setting, or sekkotsu: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sekkotsu
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eternalJonathan [2019-04-01 20:01:00 +0000 UTC]
Fun fact: Humans gave the Kappas cucumbers so they wouldn't eat the soul gems they'd rip out of the human's butts
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Hatchetstein4Real In reply to Blockdasher91 [2019-04-02 05:16:50 +0000 UTC]
But again, they do have weaknesses. In fact, according to the legend, if you bow to them, they'd bow back, resulting their bowls on their heads to slip out. Because they have cavities in their heads [which holds water to keep them moist], they become vulnerable and overtime, they'll dry up and die. You can either ditch them or place the lid back on and it will be your willing servant.
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