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Draco sank down on the couch, he was utterly exhausted. He was just glad he was able to apparate home. He wanted to sleep, but that would require walking up the steps which he was now eyeing with disdain. The muggle machine was on. Well, he might as well watch it.

15 minutes later Harry came home to the funniest thing he'd seen in a long time. Draco was sitting on the couch blankets pulled all around and expression like he was watching the Saw movies. (which terrified him a great deal) "Harry! The muggles! They found out about magic look at this!" Draco said pointing at the TV. Harry looked and tried to contain his laughter, Draco was on the infomercial channel. He looked terrified and completely shocked. "Look! They have this thing called a Sham-Wow and it cleans things up. Soaks up all sorts of liquids! This is proof! They've discovered magic! I should contact the Ministry!" Draco told Harry in a worried excited voice his eyes wide and unblinking. Harry was trying so hard not to laugh, Draco thought the infomercial products actually worked and that they were magic. He accidentally let out a snort, Draco's eyes only got bigger. "And it's not just that theres this thing called Kaboom and when you spray it on it's white and then it turns blue! And when you wipe it away all the dirts gone and the showers all clean again! How does it do that!? They must have found out about magic this is dangerous Harry!" This was the last time Harry would forget to turn the TV off, Draco never responded well to it. Like the time he'd left it on Spongebob and Draco had watched some and now he didn't go in the ocean convinced the fish would talk. "Draco," began trying no to laugh in his face "they don't actually work and if they do it's just what the muggles call science." Draco didn't seem to hear him as he screamed and retreated under the blankets. "Look! It makes things shrink! It's called a Space Bag! Harry they've found out about magic we're doomed!" Oh yes, Harry thought, he was doomed to another sleepless night of trying to convince Draco things on the Telly weren't always real.

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Draco sank down on the couch, he was utterly exhausted. He was just glad he was able to apparate home. He wanted to sleep, but that would require walking up the steps which he was now eyeing with disdain. The muggle machine was on. Well, he might as well watch it.

15 minutes later Harry came home to the funniest thing he'd seen in a long time. Draco was sitting on the couch blankets pulled all around and expression like he was watching the Saw movies. (which terrified him a great deal) "Harry! The muggles! They found out about magic look at this!" Draco said pointing at the TV. Harry looked and tried to contain his laughter, Draco was on the infomercial channel. He looked terrified and completely shocked. "Look! They have this thing called a Sham-Wow and it cleans things up. Soaks up all sorts of liquids! This is proof! They've discovered magic! I should contact the Ministry!" Draco told Harry in a worried excited voice his eyes wide and unblinking. Harry was trying so hard not to laugh, Draco thought the infomercial products actually worked and that they were magic. He accidentally let out a snort, Draco's eyes only got bigger. "And it's not just that theres this thing called Kaboom and when you spray it on it's white and then it turns blue! And when you wipe it away all the dirts gone and the showers all clean again! How does it do that!? They must have found out about magic this is dangerous Harry!" This was the last time Harry would forget to turn the TV off, Draco never responded well to it. Like the time he'd left it on Spongebob and Draco had watched some and now he didn't go in the ocean convinced the fish would talk. "Draco," began trying no to laugh in his face "they don't actually work and if they do it's just what the muggles call science." Draco didn't seem to hear him as he screamed and retreated under the blankets. "Look! It makes things shrink! It's called a Space Bag! Harry they've found out about magic we're doomed!" Oh yes, Harry thought, he was doomed to another sleepless night of trying to convince Draco things on the Telly weren't always real.