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Description well. here is my little new years present for all humon-worshippers out there.
and please, don't EVER let me be this suggestive again.

a little explanation may be required:
the "cock" in question is of course the jersey giant, the largest breed of chicken. and this also means that the roosters of the breed are the largest of all cocks.
the netherlands knows his size because at one point. the slow grow rate of this breed ment that this breed wasn't as important for the meat industry and so it startet to die out. but one breeder tried to bring this breed back, and he found a dutch chicken breeder who also had jersey giants. so the mixed their flock and the breed was saved. (you can say they introduced their cocks and chicks to each other(GAH. i did it again))

also. this is america's pride and joy because everything from america that is bigger than the rest is his pride and joy

and why is japan following the netherlands and denmark or why she is spying on america's ranch. the world may never know

ps: all your satw are belong to humon
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Comments: 31

goeliath [2015-04-23 14:08:24 +0000 UTC]

lol whai is japan spying on 'murika

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Rayres03 [2014-09-13 07:07:53 +0000 UTC]

XD

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cautioncone16 [2013-01-03 21:42:53 +0000 UTC]

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KukaiSoma921 [2012-02-14 03:15:06 +0000 UTC]

Saw it coming a mile away!

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Nor1Nor1 [2011-07-27 15:20:02 +0000 UTC]

NUUUUUU! Dont eat him! Hes cute!

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hannoth In reply to Nor1Nor1 [2011-08-05 11:43:06 +0000 UTC]

seems you really like the cock.



(dear lord, that was a lame perv joke.)

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Ayunderu [2011-05-25 16:45:47 +0000 UTC]

Someone set up Sister Japan the cock!

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hannoth In reply to Ayunderu [2011-05-26 07:23:27 +0000 UTC]

we get signal
what
main screen turn on

its you
how are you satw fans
all your pervgasms are belong to us

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VOLVO870 [2011-05-12 14:36:12 +0000 UTC]

this is just great

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TrueCynder [2011-03-19 09:17:27 +0000 UTC]

hahaha ^^

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Cezille07 [2011-02-08 04:23:17 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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robert201 [2011-01-06 23:46:58 +0000 UTC]

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Author4ever [2011-01-02 03:22:26 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Generation-Facade [2011-01-02 00:08:10 +0000 UTC]

NETHERLANDSSSS!!!

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SnowFlower55 [2011-01-01 23:49:46 +0000 UTC]

America's going to kill his rooster?! Poor thing...Funny, though.

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Alfunkso [2011-01-01 22:53:40 +0000 UTC]

fucking hilarious

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gruffen [2011-01-01 21:26:45 +0000 UTC]

Looool. Kinda guessed it halfway through, but that just made it all the more satisfying. Poor Sister Japan.

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BrokenHeater [2011-01-01 20:16:13 +0000 UTC]

oh lawd
nice

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Blackmoonrose13 [2011-01-01 18:07:46 +0000 UTC]

hilarity so funny beeing an american farm girl i figured out the joke quickly but its so cute pervgasam

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iNiveous [2011-01-01 17:30:51 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha.

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Darkest-Concubine [2011-01-01 16:20:10 +0000 UTC]

Japan is the most fangirly fangirl in existence.

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Thisini [2011-01-01 15:34:53 +0000 UTC]

This made my day XDDDDDD

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JRL5 [2011-01-01 15:34:28 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious

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Magical525 [2011-01-01 15:28:44 +0000 UTC]

that was funny - great job

*goes wipe teared up eyes from laughing*

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Hotaru-girl [2011-01-01 15:10:23 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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ve731 [2011-01-01 15:09:36 +0000 UTC]

Taste it?
but... but... wouldn't that require that the cock is... DED?!

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hannoth In reply to ve731 [2011-01-01 16:39:13 +0000 UTC]

kentucky fried chicken

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ve731 In reply to hannoth [2011-01-01 19:51:54 +0000 UTC]

So THAT's what it stands for...
thanks, lad.

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welshieboy [2011-01-01 15:01:15 +0000 UTC]

saw it coming

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welshieboy [2011-01-01 15:01:09 +0000 UTC]

saw it coming

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bluebutterflies4566 [2011-01-01 14:50:10 +0000 UTC]

lol

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