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Published: 2010-07-28 09:51:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 1114; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 0
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Description Week 30 of my 52 week self-portrait project.

I went to see a 3-D film last night for the first time in my life. (Yes, I'm one of those old fashioned people, scared of progress and hurting my eyes and stuff.) I didn't really find 3-D that exciting but I did think that the glasses were tres sexy so decided to do a very glamourous self-portrait with them.

This is shot with my brand new flash unit, which makes me very happy.

Yesterday I learnt a valuable lesson about comedy. My boyfriend's facebook was hi-jacked by his work colleges. First they wrote 'I like cock' and then, an hour later, 'No, I LOVE cock.' I thought this was utterly hilarious. I wanted to add to it (as I also had the chance to hi-jack his facebook) but I sat at the keyboard for half an hour and had a realisation: There is no facebook status hi-jacking funnier then to say someone likes cock. It is pure comedy gold. Sometimes you just have to accept that you can't fix perfection.

Besides, the word 'cock' is just funny.


Sorry for lowering the tone. I've been working ridiculously hard and my brain has been kind of fried.
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Comments: 19

YakfU [2010-12-29 16:55:17 +0000 UTC]

great image and a stunning model

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Halohid In reply to YakfU [2010-12-31 02:53:20 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much! The model and I sometimes have artistic differences but usually the arrangement works quite well.

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carsonhadlee [2010-08-21 16:01:19 +0000 UTC]

Seriously wonderful self portrait!!

And yeah those glasses rock.

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Halohid In reply to carsonhadlee [2010-09-06 12:28:13 +0000 UTC]

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SilentlyDamned [2010-07-29 15:03:12 +0000 UTC]

Rofl. There's a time and a place for everything. "Low humor" included. I think you've earned your tithe to crude humor.

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Halohid In reply to SilentlyDamned [2010-07-30 22:21:38 +0000 UTC]

Glad you enjoyed my low brow moment.

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SilentlyDamned In reply to Halohid [2010-07-31 02:07:26 +0000 UTC]

So basically this is your "my boyfriend <3s cock" photo. You should totally re-title.

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Halohid In reply to SilentlyDamned [2010-07-31 02:48:45 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I don't know how thrilled he would be if I named a photo that. He's here on DA.

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SilentlyDamned In reply to Halohid [2010-07-31 12:33:27 +0000 UTC]

Hah, well dA can't be much more exposed than Facebook, although admittedly it's a much different culture. I'm sure you know best though... hahaha.

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Halohid In reply to SilentlyDamned [2010-08-01 00:09:51 +0000 UTC]

Also, I enjoy leaving these little treats for those of you who read the artist's comments. It is your exclusive rewards, my boyfriends facebook cock.

Gosh that sounded terrible and was completely intentional!

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SilentlyDamned In reply to Halohid [2010-08-01 01:24:24 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, thank you for sharing. It's always a pleasure when a lovely lady presents her boyfriend's cock for my pleasure. LMAO.

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Halohid In reply to SilentlyDamned [2010-08-02 13:09:14 +0000 UTC]

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SpamSp4mSpam [2010-07-28 21:26:22 +0000 UTC]

Your comments are truly awesome.

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Halohid In reply to SpamSp4mSpam [2010-07-30 22:21:15 +0000 UTC]

Glad they keep you entertained!

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2Stupid2Duck [2010-07-28 11:48:24 +0000 UTC]

ROFL - at both the audacity of you using 3D glasses in a picture and you and your boyfriend's facebook cock (so to speak).

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Halohid In reply to 2Stupid2Duck [2010-07-30 22:20:59 +0000 UTC]

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VeraAda [2010-07-28 11:10:28 +0000 UTC]

You are the first ever person I've seen who actually looks good in those glasses!
I really like how you framed this shot, how it's all closed in with your arm up the top, slightly cropped out. The colours are really nice too - especially your hair & lips.

Also, I agree with you 100% - the word 'cock' is hilarious.
I think it's something to do with the fact it's monosyllabic, and ends in a plosive.
I find words like 'stick' similarly funny.

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Halohid In reply to VeraAda [2010-07-30 22:20:19 +0000 UTC]

Haha, thanks! I wonder if men realise that everytime they talk about their 'cock' I just giggle. This may not be their desired response.

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VeraAda In reply to Halohid [2010-07-31 05:21:56 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha

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