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Published: 2007-09-07 07:14:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 5182; Favourites: 79; Downloads: 112
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Description If you keep this in mind I dont think you'll beat on your computer as much when it slows down. ^^
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WarriorCatLuver123 [2013-03-16 16:45:23 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry compy.. Uh ok That felt awkward.

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ljungberg666 [2012-10-08 14:12:24 +0000 UTC]

god dammit, computer being slow again *about to hit it but then gets reminded about the picture, sobs & hugs the computer* o-ok, i won't do it, i'll just go buy you some good new parts, waddya say? ^^

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Schlegel120 [2012-09-15 02:16:01 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha nice.

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Tigerach [2011-12-02 21:03:28 +0000 UTC]

*krnch-snicker-mmph* Okay, that's pretty darn hilarious. *eyeballs computer* ... Haha jk!

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Half-dude In reply to Tigerach [2011-12-03 06:33:44 +0000 UTC]

It really is true though. XD Oooh computers, we expect so much of them.

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Tigerach In reply to Half-dude [2011-12-03 17:45:58 +0000 UTC]

Ah, that we do. That we do.

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Alastor-Jaxter [2010-08-25 06:02:06 +0000 UTC]

roflcoterskates

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Zorro64 [2009-05-09 02:57:32 +0000 UTC]

Well, that seems true for most computers,
However I still have high standards for mine, after all I built her!

It's logical I expect no less than high performance from an Intel E6420 dual-core 2.13Ghz 4MB L2 cache coupled with a GeForce 7800GS GPU equipped computer.

Still every now and then she dares to rebel me, resulting in the occasional beating...

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Half-dude In reply to Zorro64 [2009-05-11 06:53:54 +0000 UTC]

True, if the computer is beefy enough that it's no effort this doesn't apply. I'm talking about computers that struggle to keep a decent frame rate.. I mean that's just painful to watch cuz you KNOW it's working it's hardest.

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Zorro64 In reply to Half-dude [2009-05-11 12:44:34 +0000 UTC]

I now what you mean, I remember my old Athlon XP 3200+ and GeForce 6200 combo, that little PC did struggle...

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Half-dude In reply to Zorro64 [2009-05-11 19:16:52 +0000 UTC]

Yes, tis scary sometimes.. you think it might blow up. XD

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Myriinth [2009-03-03 23:10:51 +0000 UTC]

mhmm so true and one day all computers will go on strike....i try to be patient with my comp, she's an old thing but i love her ^-^

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Half-dude In reply to Myriinth [2009-03-03 23:32:00 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like you have proper computer respect, I solute you!

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Myriinth In reply to Half-dude [2009-03-05 13:38:51 +0000 UTC]

ty ^-^ but truthfully it's to be expected....or should be *glare at computer abusers*

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wiesz-kochanie [2009-01-25 09:28:57 +0000 UTC]

Someday, my computer will react in the same way xD

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Half-dude In reply to wiesz-kochanie [2009-01-25 20:48:15 +0000 UTC]

XD yes, yes it will

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Paisleyferret [2008-06-24 04:25:39 +0000 UTC]

I love my compy. I shall never abuse it!

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Half-dude In reply to Paisleyferret [2008-06-24 20:55:21 +0000 UTC]

Good

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Paisleyferret In reply to Half-dude [2008-06-24 21:39:09 +0000 UTC]

eh...heheheh <: D

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IIGToons [2008-03-06 00:56:29 +0000 UTC]

My computer did the same thing to me, but it was the Apple Finder guy

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Half-dude In reply to IIGToons [2008-03-06 01:04:54 +0000 UTC]

Oo creepy

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IIGToons In reply to Half-dude [2008-03-06 01:05:53 +0000 UTC]

Nah Im kiddin, just it said something about A game I was playing

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gaeamil [2008-02-28 01:27:36 +0000 UTC]

Poor computer! We really do take what it takes to play most games nowadays for granted.

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Half-dude In reply to gaeamil [2008-02-28 01:55:04 +0000 UTC]

Really we do! OO I mean god, we're needing two CPU cores just to our latest games.. thats like having to have 2 brains.

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gaeamil In reply to Half-dude [2008-02-28 02:03:29 +0000 UTC]

Heh, and people think a game like Halo has low system requirements. Can you IMAGINE the calculations going on in there, just to render the landscape?! Let alone all the AI, the weapons fire, and everything else...

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Half-dude In reply to gaeamil [2008-02-28 02:29:18 +0000 UTC]

Well true it is low for today, but low for a new computer is till more then we humans could ever calculate.

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gaeamil In reply to Half-dude [2008-02-28 02:38:54 +0000 UTC]

Well, I bet we could. It'd just take a LOT of pencils, paper, and time. I mean like "cut-down-the-National-Redwoods-Park" kind of amounts of paper and pencils.

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coolplaceonearth [2007-10-12 02:17:11 +0000 UTC]

lol ah great stuff..

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tigers62699 [2007-09-17 02:24:22 +0000 UTC]

My computer is fat.
:3

FAT FAT FAT COMPUTER.

D<

It has always been slow since the begining of time when Purple was just a wee smeet.

And Computers just started hatching from their little chips.

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Half-dude In reply to tigers62699 [2007-09-17 05:28:36 +0000 UTC]

Oo ok...

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tigers62699 In reply to Half-dude [2007-09-21 01:27:55 +0000 UTC]

*nodnod*

I WROTE A POEEEM.

An IRKENY poem.

WHOOT.
8D

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AnnaKlava [2007-09-08 01:36:32 +0000 UTC]

haha! That's why computer abuse is not a crime. They can't feel anything. But they really do have feelings....now why can't I click Too bad!

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Half-dude In reply to AnnaKlava [2007-09-08 06:33:23 +0000 UTC]

You evil thing XD

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Finder77 [2007-09-07 19:10:53 +0000 UTC]

AWW! That's so true. Poor computers. XD Good thing they don't have feelings!

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Half-dude In reply to Finder77 [2007-09-07 21:09:43 +0000 UTC]

Or do they? Oo

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Dyp100 [2007-09-07 18:00:29 +0000 UTC]

BUT ITS THE SECOND BEST IN DELLS RANGE, IT SHOULD BE FAST!!!

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Half-dude In reply to Dyp100 [2007-09-07 21:10:16 +0000 UTC]

Computer: lets see how fast you are!

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Dyp100 In reply to Half-dude [2007-09-07 21:11:15 +0000 UTC]

Im slow, but im human!
HUMAN!

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Thirteen-Ghosts [2007-09-07 16:25:45 +0000 UTC]

This made me laugh

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AnimationFan [2007-09-07 15:34:43 +0000 UTC]

True.

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gdpr-2852538 [2007-09-07 12:18:58 +0000 UTC]

Awww, poor compy

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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2007-09-07 21:12:49 +0000 UTC]

yes hug your PC

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gdpr-2852538 In reply to Half-dude [2007-09-08 08:38:41 +0000 UTC]

At least once each day

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Sanoon [2007-09-07 11:39:00 +0000 UTC]

Mine would be a little different. It'd be in a medical bed going, "Could you just fucking please get rid of those viruses!!"

"I can't hear you computer! My music is turned up really, really, loud!"

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Half-dude In reply to Sanoon [2007-09-07 21:15:14 +0000 UTC]

XDXDXD

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InvdrDana [2007-09-07 07:28:50 +0000 UTC]

That's so true! Haha, I luff this!

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Half-dude In reply to InvdrDana [2007-09-07 10:28:34 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, it just kind of hit me you know?

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dragongirl-ninja In reply to Half-dude [2008-06-23 04:30:58 +0000 UTC]

im sure i didn't hit you so much as. . . poped up

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InvdrDana In reply to Half-dude [2007-09-07 19:48:03 +0000 UTC]

Yeah.

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karelfelipe [2007-09-07 07:19:20 +0000 UTC]

HAHA! Nice. Definitely something to think about.

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