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Published: 2015-10-17 02:22:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 16640; Favourites: 132; Downloads: 95
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Hi. Meet Wren.
This is Wren Swallows. A two-year-old little girl with the astounding "genius" of a nine-year-old...and the bowels of a newborn racehorse. She's not the biggest on acting her age (preferring to act a lot older than the toddler she is), but that's not going to stop her from having some age-appropriate fun every once in a while...as well as mess around with whoever she's stuck with.
She IS in her terrible two's, after all.
She's the only child of Cass Swallows, a woman who's the CEO and founder of a babycare company famous for creating "Playtime Pants," a diaper thicker and more absorbent than anything else on the market...which may have been wrought out of the fact that Wren is one...very...stinky...kid. Cass is pretty much Wren's mom, friend, and equal (in some ways).
But more on her later.
Regardless, here we have Wren obviously up to no good. Here's hoping that if her diaper doesn't stop her...her diaper will stop her...if you catch my drift.
Artwork done by Kurikia on Furaffinity as part of an art trade. He's a super nice and awesome dude who deserves some more views on his stuff.
Here's his page: www.furaffinity.net/user/kurik…
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I guess when wren has diarrhea, it would be like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM84DH…
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huh, that's pretty smart for an normal human child,
(she's completely adorable btw 
but this got me thinking of my character starline.
but starline here is also two, but her gift of her intelligence and self proclaimed title of "worlds smartest baby" at birth she could already walk and talk, and is pretty fluent too, she even defeated a supervillain by using her wits by the end of her first day, at age1 she was already smarter than most adults, by age two she literally knows more than advanced scientists (and attends tenth grade even though she's clearly smarter than all her peers and even the teacher.), by the time she's an adult, i dunno how it's possible, but she knows more than everything.
here are some pics of starline. (sorry if this takes up a bit of space)
so both wren and starline are both blonde, are both girls, are both babies, and are both very intelligent for their age, and both hate acting their age, i think they'll make good friends ^u^ ...i think... starline gets annoyed easily and hates it when people try to change her as she is capable of doing it herself.
(though starline really does hate it when people point out that she's a baby and wears diapers, thing)
though the irony is that starline works part-time as a babysitter. and i see that wren often likes to cause trouble, starline actually hates that kinds of behavior... oh well i guess it's hard for them to make friends.
wren is very adorable, now only if she tried starline's brand of diapers (in which her mother makes for her specifically)
oh boy, something tells me wren is a stinky baby, and i know how much starline thinks about stink (and worst of all she lives with this character as they are related by blood)...
sorry if this comment got kinda long.... but i'd like to learn more about this wren character you got here.
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If I was two again, I'd love to chat (and put my pampers to good use lol) with baby Wren sometime.
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She's lucky: Her mom makes diapers *snap!* just like that! SHE HAS A UNLIMITED SURPLUS OF DIAPERS, FOR FREEEEE!!!
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So my guess when she does get older she'll just end up shitting like a metamucil race horse instead... That just ate a pot filled to the brim with chilli... For every day of their life.
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Well, she is two at the moment. Most babies tend to be massive poop-machines (with Wren being no exception), yet there may be a secondary reason as to why her Mom runs a baby care company...
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So her mother shits like a metamucil race horse?
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Nah. Wren's the pooper in the family...which is partially why Cass started her company.
Cass got tired of Wren blowing through diapers like tissues (and Wren was uncomfortable wearing multiple layers of diapers), so Cass managed to come up with the million dollar idea that Wren's currently wearing, and the rest is history.
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Marceline:Again, she's lucky! She has unlimited diapers for lyfe!
Wendy: Mabe if you hadn't spend so much on "Panty and Stocking" she's--
Mymph!
(Hand covering her mouth
M: heh, she's just kidding. (A I blush like a red tomato, my diaper fills up with Pee)
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I really like the look on her face.
That, my friends, is the face of mischief
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Hey, when you're around a kid like Wren, you tend to see that.
...a LOT.
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Just be thankful that her puffy (and most of the time poopy) undies can be heard from a mile away.
One of the few downsides of being two, thankfully.
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I hope she's gotten used to such bulky diapers...one wrong step and she can't get up!
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What would Wren looks like after hypermessing?
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Hey, she's had more than enough time to. Compared to the average tot, she could waddle laps around them!
And these are only the daytime pants...
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Do her nighttime pants go past her feet?
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Well, they are meant to be worn by sleeping babies...
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It makes it harder to go for midnight snack runs, though...
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Hey, three words: upper-body strength.
Plus, you don't learn to crawl for nothing!
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And all completely necessary.
The kind folks at her daycare don't call her "Mudslide" for nothing!
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