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Leela climbed out of the spaceship and made her way over to the trailer. "I wanted a mission," she thought, "and for my sins they gave me one. When it was over, I never wanted another one."

The Lieutenant gazed into Turanga Leela's eye. "Did you not assasinate a top Omicronian official?"
"Sir, I am unaware of any such activity or operation, nor would be disposed to discuss such an operation if it did in fact exist, sir..."

With this project, I'm either brilliant, or my methods have become...uh, unsound. Do you think that my methods are unsound? I just love the hell out of "Apocalypse Now," and saw it twice in the theater when it came out in 1979. I recently shared it with a friend at work who had never seen the whole movie. Even my daughter had to see part of it in high school for a project.

"We all have our breaking points," the General told Leela, "Zapp Brannigan has quite obviously gone insane."
Leela cleared her throat. "Obviously insane, sir..."

The Lietenant again addressed Leela. "When you find the Admiral, infiltrate his team by whatever means available, and terminate the Admiral's command."
The strange alien in the back of the room added, "Terminate, with extreme prejudice."

Zapp Brannigan sat in the darkness and rubbed his bald head. "Leela, you are nothing more than a delivery girl sent by grocery clerks...hey, that was quite witty of me. Are you getting all this down, Kif?"
"*Sigh*"
"By the way, Leela - why are you carrying around that butcher knife?"

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Leela climbed out of the spaceship and made her way over to the trailer. "I wanted a mission," she thought, "and for my sins they gave me one. When it was over, I never wanted another one."

The Lieutenant gazed into Turanga Leela's eye. "Did you not assasinate a top Omicronian official?"
"Sir, I am unaware of any such activity or operation, nor would be disposed to discuss such an operation if it did in fact exist, sir..."

With this project, I'm either brilliant, or my methods have become...uh, unsound. Do you think that my methods are unsound? I just love the hell out of "Apocalypse Now," and saw it twice in the theater when it came out in 1979. I recently shared it with a friend at work who had never seen the whole movie. Even my daughter had to see part of it in high school for a project.

"We all have our breaking points," the General told Leela, "Zapp Brannigan has quite obviously gone insane."
Leela cleared her throat. "Obviously insane, sir..."

The Lietenant again addressed Leela. "When you find the Admiral, infiltrate his team by whatever means available, and terminate the Admiral's command."
The strange alien in the back of the room added, "Terminate, with extreme prejudice."

Zapp Brannigan sat in the darkness and rubbed his bald head. "Leela, you are nothing more than a delivery girl sent by grocery clerks...hey, that was quite witty of me. Are you getting all this down, Kif?"
"*Sigh*"
"By the way, Leela - why are you carrying around that butcher knife?"