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As most know, Noel Fisher plays the voice of our beloved Todd "Toad" Tolansky. Well, after watching Noel in the TV series "The Riches," I couldn't help but picture Tolansky coming from a similer family. I mean, come on! A con-artist family? It totally explains how he's so good at pick-pocketing, picking locks, and all that other delinquent skills he's got going on!

So I give you my crack!AU, the Tolansky Kids: Todd (the middle), his older sister Emma, and their transvestite baby brother Dannie. This is them asleep in their RV. Their mom was just arrested, and their dad is trying to raise them up as proper con-artists.

Em's having trouble sleeping because her younger brother's mutation is becoming much more obvious, which makes it harder from them to pull off scams w/out getting caught. Fortunately, their mother's good friend, Raven Darkholme, offers to take him in, but Em's worried that he'll get into trouble w/out his family to watch over him, because he tends to bite off more then he can chew.

Description
As most know, Noel Fisher plays the voice of our beloved Todd "Toad" Tolansky. Well, after watching Noel in the TV series "The Riches," I couldn't help but picture Tolansky coming from a similer family. I mean, come on! A con-artist family? It totally explains how he's so good at pick-pocketing, picking locks, and all that other delinquent skills he's got going on!

So I give you my crack!AU, the Tolansky Kids: Todd (the middle), his older sister Emma, and their transvestite baby brother Dannie. This is them asleep in their RV. Their mom was just arrested, and their dad is trying to raise them up as proper con-artists.

Em's having trouble sleeping because her younger brother's mutation is becoming much more obvious, which makes it harder from them to pull off scams w/out getting caught. Fortunately, their mother's good friend, Raven Darkholme, offers to take him in, but Em's worried that he'll get into trouble w/out his family to watch over him, because he tends to bite off more then he can chew.