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griifet — The Accidental Series :Chapter 2
Published: 2014-08-04 04:27:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 163; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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Description Master.The brute murderous minded killer.
Mustard. The freak genius engineer.
Skyler. Just... corn chip eating skyler.
Avi. Me, that one person who has no talent and is surrounded by cool people.

That's us. Our gang. We had escaped the city in time when Butter missedher shot and sent everything sky high. Skyler had gotten us out in time. Everyone escaped relative unharmed. Except for the murdered ripped open bloodied bodies laying around the street thanks to Master and her sick skills. 

We've been traveling in the waste lands for the past two months now we're hungry and thirsty. We had drinken the last of our supplies a week ago. Master insisted on us eating Mustard if we starved because she made all this happen. We though it was a good idea. But we need her brains alive.

Skyler munched on her empty bag of corn chips, desperate. Mustard  tried to rip it out of her mouth "You suffocate dude." Skyler didn't give a crap and continued to naw on it. 

I sighed as we walked, Master by my side polishing her sythe. It was master peice. A pure black blade made of a scissorwolf skull. Flawless some might say. I say OP Badass. Polished with the slick crimson liquid of it's futile weak prey.

Mustard was a grump the whole while, tripping over dead carcasses and random trash. She was the first to spot water. "OHMYGODITSWATEROUTOFMYFREAKINGWAYBITCHES" she crawled to the water side and slurped as much of that green radiated liquid as she could.

I stared at it and landed face first in it. I did a few mud angles in  which Skyler joined me.  Master sat and watched as we acted like idiots. Which we were. 

The water started to bubble rapidly and we all scrambled to the water edge. Skyler stared at the bubbles next to her " I swear it isn't me..." a huge arm raised up from the 'water' *cough* toxicwaste *cough*.  

Mustard and I  scrambled zig zag lunes from the water to hide behind whatever we could find.  Master sat watched with a demented grin. She grabbed onto the giant arm and sat atop of it. She let out a demented murderous cackle " HAHHAHAHAHA". The giant hand grabbed Skyler and flew upwards with rocket boosters duck taped at where the elbow should have been.

Mustard and I looked at each other then back to rocket and muttered "Pshh I didn't like them anyway."

I slapped her on the head which she returned to my face. Had a slap for a while in which we both gained bloody hands and faces. I ducked and held my hands up as she was about to give her 7000868 th blow to my face. "WAIT. We need to come to a mutual agreement.".

She stopped and eyed me "Fine"

We sat at a small fire, chewing on cooked dead carcasses we had found. "Friends?"I asked her. Mustard sat there  for a moment. "Friends". We gravitated next to each other and fell back in a sleep pile, snoring the stars away. 

Master's POV

I sat upon the giant hand, riding to the center if all the quads. Those birches up in their million dolla clothes were in for a party crasher. The best freaking one in the universe. Skyler was below her, in the hands clutch  "Do you have any corn chips?" She asked. Master threw a bag down to her. Skyler ripped open the bag and viscously shoved them down her throat.

Skyler ' s POV

Oh god food. Corn chips. I couldn't take it anymore as I shoved them down my throat eating them with all the will in me. I would murder for corn chips. I love them. Would a have a million corn chip babies then probably eat them. Corn chips. All day . Every day.

Master's POV

She ignored the flailing corn eating Skyler below. Shed make the perfect several with corn chips to motivate her. After a hour of flying slow she kicked the hand and slapped it with her sythe " GO FATSER.". The hand made a low growl and kicked gear into  600 kph. 

Hand POV

I had been sitting that radiated filth for days waiting for my master to come to me. She said she had plans. Big plans.

Mine and Mustards POV

After a nice night of rest we awoke to a crispy quiet morning and a  hobo with knifes at our thoats. 
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Comments: 26

Skia8256 [2014-08-04 06:15:23 +0000 UTC]

CORN CHIPS 

ALL DAY

EBERY DAY 

 

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griifet In reply to Skia8256 [2014-08-04 10:06:29 +0000 UTC]

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Skia8256 In reply to griifet [2014-08-04 17:28:28 +0000 UTC]

SKYLER WANT CORNN CHIPS 

 

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MasterRK9 [2014-08-04 04:37:37 +0000 UTC]

I would eat Buttah any day~ Maybe Skyler cuz she's eating all the food.

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griifet In reply to MasterRK9 [2014-08-04 04:42:16 +0000 UTC]

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MasterRK9 In reply to griifet [2014-08-04 04:50:25 +0000 UTC]

Me: TIME TO EAT SKYLAR

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griifet In reply to MasterRK9 [2014-08-04 04:53:16 +0000 UTC]

Me: FEAST 

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MasterRK9 In reply to griifet [2014-08-04 04:54:25 +0000 UTC]

 

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griifet In reply to MasterRK9 [2014-08-04 05:00:20 +0000 UTC]

WAIT... This needs butter!!

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MasterRK9 In reply to griifet [2014-08-04 05:01:36 +0000 UTC]

*grates ButteredMustard over Skylar*

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Skia8256 In reply to MasterRK9 [2014-08-04 06:16:14 +0000 UTC]



wut iz you doing 

 

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MasterRK9 In reply to Skia8256 [2014-08-04 06:18:17 +0000 UTC]

Eating you.

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Skia8256 In reply to MasterRK9 [2014-08-04 06:32:41 +0000 UTC]



I cant let you do dat...

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MasterRK9 In reply to Skia8256 [2014-08-04 06:34:36 +0000 UTC]

*pins you down with my scythe* And why ever not? One less stingy mouth to feed.

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Skia8256 In reply to MasterRK9 [2014-08-04 06:51:47 +0000 UTC]

*tries to reach sword* I have more than just eating skills that you dont know of *struggles* 

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MasterRK9 In reply to Skia8256 [2014-08-04 06:54:48 +0000 UTC]

*laughs, kicking the sword away* I'd like to see them~

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Skia8256 In reply to MasterRK9 [2014-08-04 06:56:54 +0000 UTC]

Is that a challenge?! *struggles* 

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MasterRK9 In reply to Skia8256 [2014-08-04 06:58:37 +0000 UTC]

*presses harder against your neck* Too bad Avi and Mustah are sleeping~

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Skia8256 In reply to MasterRK9 [2014-08-04 07:01:46 +0000 UTC]

*growls* sadly....but hey...you made a tiny mistake in your little plan...

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MasterRK9 In reply to Skia8256 [2014-08-04 07:04:02 +0000 UTC]

*cuts off your blood circulation* 

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Skia8256 In reply to MasterRK9 [2014-08-04 07:06:22 +0000 UTC]

*smirks as my face turns red and grabs a dagger that was hidden in mah boot then impales it in your leg* 

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MasterRK9 In reply to Skia8256 [2014-08-04 07:08:13 +0000 UTC]

*winces* I've felt worse. You better hurry, before your brain runs out of blood. I could always have it if you don't want it.

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Skia8256 In reply to MasterRK9 [2014-08-04 07:13:49 +0000 UTC]

*chokes out* dam thats creepy, why would you want a brain?! *puts hands on the blade and begins to push it off with all the strength I have left* 

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griifet In reply to MasterRK9 [2014-08-04 05:06:28 +0000 UTC]

Pass the jalapeño  suace

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MasterRK9 In reply to griifet [2014-08-04 05:09:39 +0000 UTC]

Skylar ate that. Stuffed Skylar.

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griifet In reply to MasterRK9 [2014-08-04 10:06:58 +0000 UTC]

Dang it.

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