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TheLucky38 [2020-01-21 04:27:50 +0000 UTC]

Out from the mist of the Black Corpses and into the Winter Nights.
"Arthur. Need some ammo!" Arthur puts the magazine into the gun, while unloading one bullet to a mobsters head.

Comes the tale of two unlikely heros. Born from within two different worlds that now collide into... Something crossover-ish. I don't know, Samurai Yukauza that speak French, Italian, and Mongolian. Swearing the oath from the song, "Welcome to the Jungle" off screen to the overlord guy I'll come with. Righ after this sentence(s).

The pile of bodies mount on. As Mirah cuts another with a sword. Unable to notice a typical movie bad guy about to strike from the back. Only for Arthur to stab his claws into him.

"Missed one." he said. The bullets still fly. But the two stand firm.

Mirah shoots the guy that twirl flip with a sword attacked him.
"So did you." she said.

The two fight their way back to their original words against the evil tyrannical Mime clown of Northsoutheastwest Tattoo's on Our Chest, New York not governed by Theodore Roosevelt(not a real place), Bobo-mo-bablah-blu. Oh sorry. I meant John Samson. No, no. That's waay to bland. I mean there's humor in that name.

But no one really gives a Crapper. Ah, I got it!

"Muahahaha. You strange creatures are no match for my bullshit powers! For I am the Emperors son of the King's Prince who fought for the Rights of Man and Women, unless provoked, and protector of peace, until I'm bored, while obviously ruling the entirety of the world. Which is my world, 'breathes heavily' Randy Gilbert the Mime Clown Dude." 
Sure, let's go with that...

Immerse yourself as how the two meet, and how it came to be.
"Sup." said Mirah to the stranger, leaning on tree opposite of her.
"Not much." said Arthur. Taking his shirt off.
"W... What are you..." Mirah was blushing, unable to find the words for the smoking hot abs that Arthur had displayed.
"Fanservice." Arthur replied, sighing as woman, and men, awed at his chiseled upper body.
"Ahhh." said Mirah. She then tries doing the same for her fans. But suddenly. Time rift portal. Arthur shirt was poorly animated back on. As they looked down to the city. Perhaps being the first time this ever happened. Exploring possibilities towards writing that will always fail in terms of space and time, but should be able to make it entertaining.
"Goddamn it. Not again." They both said. Though how they came here is never to be explained. Movies are expensive, you know. We should have made it into a tv seri...
"Shut the fuck up!" They both yelled.
Ok, gees. Ah, Bee Gee's. Staying alive. 

Rick roll music plays.
Both Arthur and Mirah run towards the palace of the tyrannical Mime clown of NSEWTOOC, NYNGBTR(NARP)(Acronyms, aka lazy writing) Gilbert the Mime Clown Dude. Mirah's sword in hand. Transforming into her demon form. As Arthur does the same with his Werewolf form. Will their clothes remain? Meh, depends on the rating system. But more importantly. Will Mirah and Arthur be able to defeat the Evil Tyrannical...

"Ahhhhhhhhh!" The once proclaimed Mime Clown had been thrown off the 100 story window. After being stabbed in the back of his right leg, his arms beaten with a sludge hammer, and having a bullet through his head. Wait, then how is he screaming?

"Long live the ruler of this planet that managed to excuite a random guy that took my make up from this morning, Prince of the Kings nigh..." His head was shot by a random guy from another building. 

"Now I shall rule this world. As I, random guy..." Then he got shot.

"Oh, terribly sorry sir. For you see. I shall rule upon this world with the most dignity that any..." Stereotyped British dude gets stabbed by some lady.

"Well. What sad way to go. Reminds me of my 75 husbands, for whom I took their wealth from." She takes a drink from her wine glass. "Now, what shall I call myself... AH! NOoooo…" And, she's dead. By poisinging.

"Honhonhon! You silly fool. Undermining legacies is my own reward. I have now avenged my sisters step-brotha that has not died from her. But is living quite comforting within his own villa. Now I shall reign in. All hail..." Gets axed in the face by an angry Viking guy.

"RAAAAAAAA!" Axes himself immeditly after.

"Oh no. Mah brother is gone. Now I have to take his...

"I shall take her.
"Take his.
HE she say wombo..
Gotta lead it.
Tacos!
RULE!"

Wh-What is going on. This isn't right at all. My imagination. It's out of...

"AHHH!" I wake up from the overwhelming experiences within my dreams. 

Twas only a random imaginative idea that came out of nowhere when I look upon the crossover between Arthur and Mirah. So, in other words, just random. Absolutely random.

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOO!

Ze end!


I have no idea what I just wrote. I think that name idea for the clown got to me. That, or it's a dimension where someone is in charge for about 5 seconds. Only having that Clown Mime Dude guy(can't remember his name anymore) rule a lot longer. Due to staying inside his home. Watching as the days go by while everything is peaceful. Guess the excitement of welcoming Mirah and Arthur with the casual hello, by sending everyone to kill them, didn't pan out well for him. Oh, god. I went way too far. What I wrote was just terrible. With no true motive behind the two having a crossover in the first place.

Perhaps if Arthur had been part of an accidental experiment where he not only teleports to where Mirah is. He also has his werewolf half split from his own. Thus causing his age to accelerate at a rapid pace to where the two need to work together in order to get him back into his true form. Arthur holds himself well enough until he's in his mid 110's. Giving the audience an idea that he would have lived a much healthier life thanks to his work out routines. Then they finally catch up to the werewolf half for the third time. Winning, getting Arthur back to his usual self. Then the two part. With a small goodbye kiss from Mirah. That or a simple "thanks kid." To which Mirah responded, "you too, old man."

Wait. Why wasn't this the story instead? God, movie trailers are terrible.

I do very much love this artwork.

And to I am so very sorry you saw this. When I put that iconIllo part after just finsihing this random story.

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Illo1 [2020-01-20 19:25:05 +0000 UTC]

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Daggerhammer [2020-01-20 16:06:52 +0000 UTC]

And I pity the fool who annoys them!

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suiyaoirui07 [2020-01-20 12:45:25 +0000 UTC]

It's beautiful! 

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tmma1869 [2020-01-20 07:55:07 +0000 UTC]

Fighting side by side, like an old married couple... whoops. 😅

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