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Published: 2009-09-29 22:06:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 779; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 9
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Description "Meanwhile," Simon added, "I wanted to tell you that lately I've been cross-dressing. Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know."

*has lifted out of her art slump because she re-read "City of Bones" by Cassandra Claire and this damn mental image WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE*

...Okay, I can explain.

This is one mental image that is very difficult to banish. A video-game dork who plays in a band that does'nt actually play anything, dressed like a girl and going out with his best friend's mom. It made me LOL intensely. So intensely it may even be a ROFLLMAO. It's that bad. So, I drew it. Oh Simon, you never failed to amuse me with your sarcastic, blunt, immature comments. He's nothing like a cigarette or a coffee machine, because he operates just fine without a filter. And somehow, I spelled "metal", "mentian". HOW. HOW DO YOU DO THAT. SERIOUSLY.

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I might do the rest of the guys from Mortal Instruments too, so there'll be more cross-dressin' in the "Mortal Instruments" search results. Because the world needs more cross-dressing. I might even do Simon in a nurse outfit giving Jace a sponge bath(what would have happened in the book if everyone had been gay, not just a select few.)

If you have read this series, good for you! If not, go. NOW. TO YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY. It's a smart, sexy thrill ride, according to the cover!
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Comments: 8

Elle-Bellex [2011-02-04 21:35:51 +0000 UTC]

great pic!!!!! made me giggle!!!!

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kumori-blue [2010-10-21 03:13:57 +0000 UTC]

fffffff i just had some kind of eyegasm when I saw this xDD

and then I saw his legwarmers and I was all "hot dayum" but then I looked at the comments and zoomed in and saw the hairyness.

... it's still amazing

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popsiclevalentine [2010-10-12 22:34:50 +0000 UTC]

OMFG THAT IS AMAZING!! I think that just made my life, right there xD

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flaming-avatar-chaos [2010-07-23 07:40:07 +0000 UTC]

A Simon Jace coupling haunts my mind... but this is almost as amusing...

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ArcherWings [2009-09-30 02:57:23 +0000 UTC]

Bwahaha, brilliant. I love that...Simon actually looks like my cousin, the way you've drawn him...I mean the face looks like my cousin's (my cousin doesn't cross-dress xD)

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Magical-moi [2009-09-30 02:11:30 +0000 UTC]

My favourite is how hairy you made Simon's legs XDDDDDD.It's not that it isn't right, just.... how bored were you to pay attention to such miniscule details? XDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

Speaking of the series, I was re-reading Ashes. And you know the part when they're at the Sealie Court? Well, when Clary is forced to stay and the queen says a kiss will free her, the characters name off all the possible combinations of kissing. But then Simon goes and kisses Clary and the queen goes "That won't work either. The only kiss that will free her is the one she desires most." and OBVIOUSLY she means Jace. But you know what I wanted SOOOOO MUUCCHHHH to happen? For Clary to just spin [and with magical anime sparkles flying off her hair] reach her hand out and go "Isabelle! My one true love! Come into the embrace of your master!!!!"

XDDDD. Cause really. I mean, they suggested Jace and Simon. And Isabelle and Jace. And even Isabelle and Simon. But never Clary and Isabelle. XDDDD

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GloomyLavv In reply to Magical-moi [2009-09-30 23:27:50 +0000 UTC]

Oh. Well. Never thought of that, actually. ROFL.

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Magical-moi In reply to GloomyLavv [2009-09-30 23:58:39 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. I would say I have too much time on my hands, but CLEARLY I'm not the only one.

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