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Description i got this idea from boredom at 10 at night.
i was only gonna do a couple but then i was like wow lets add everyone plus lil cal
so there

1. I love how John doesnt take any of Karkat's insults seriously.
2. Karkat and Rose don't really speak much so I just came up with this on my own
3. Dave's such a boss.
4. Jade is so nice, how can Karkat not hate her?
5. Terezi/Karkat is my second fav. my first is dave/jade
6. I kind of imagine tavros as timmy from south park. TAVROS!!!
7. Aradia exploded
8. Love Gamzee MoThErFuCkErS
9. I hate vriska she killed my zodiac sign troll.
10. D--> If I drank powerthirst my sweat would glow.
11. Ironic that Sollux is in panel 11 I really did not plan on that mishap
12. As far as I'm concerned Nepeta has no purpose in Homestuck
as of yet. Until she does I consider her extra space.
13. Feferi is really boring.
14. Karkat is right, poor Eridan. Not really I don't care for him
that much.
15. HAHA CAUSE HER LIPSTICK IS A CHAINSAW ITS LIKE IN PROBLEM SLEUTH WITH THE KEY GUN im bad at puns
16. HAHAHEHEHOOO


Homestuck and its characters and sprites belong to (c) Andrew Hussie

EDIT: holy shit guys thanks for all the faves. Never thought a comic I threw together in like half an hour would get so popular. Hell someone even voice acted it. They did a great job so please go check them out at this link: [link]
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Comments: 715

JackiHime [2021-04-06 14:57:49 +0000 UTC]

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MislamicPearl [2016-11-14 09:21:00 +0000 UTC]

Actually I feel like the one person Karkat has never legitimately hated is Kanaya

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Summer-Sumoo-Time In reply to MislamicPearl [2017-10-12 02:13:21 +0000 UTC]

"I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID" Lmao!!!!

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Ilovedevianttarts In reply to MislamicPearl [2017-05-26 04:36:49 +0000 UTC]

tru

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squirrelyjoel [2016-09-26 03:41:11 +0000 UTC]

DragonScale46

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Kirbymyfriend972 [2016-05-03 02:55:39 +0000 UTC]

"I hate you because you are never getting laid" XD

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Ilovedevianttarts In reply to Kirbymyfriend972 [2017-05-26 03:49:12 +0000 UTC]

wwell fuck you

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Kirbymyfriend972 In reply to Ilovedevianttarts [2017-05-26 04:36:24 +0000 UTC]

Lol XD

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kyrtuck [2016-04-19 20:36:39 +0000 UTC]

Its now a love-hate relationship with Dave

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Moonstar132 [2016-02-14 03:56:04 +0000 UTC]

KK QUIT BLACK FLIRTING WITH EVERYONE

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SapthireBloodgem [2015-12-24 17:14:34 +0000 UTC]

"I hate you because you're a huge bitch"
Wise words Karkat.

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Zorbonaut [2015-09-04 12:09:28 +0000 UTC]

Kar, just stop being such a goddamn tsundere and make out with all of them.

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shyplant [2015-08-20 11:00:11 +0000 UTC]

haha this made my day xDDDD

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Ink-Palette [2015-05-20 15:33:11 +0000 UTC]

" thanks, karkat! " oh, my god, i can't stop laughing!

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CartoonPrincess15 [2015-03-26 18:01:07 +0000 UTC]

Oh geeze! Β I can hear the Jimmy in Tavros now. Β Thanks a lot!

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SilverLittlePanda [2015-03-24 08:12:39 +0000 UTC]

is this a bad moment to ship vriskat
is it

k then. *rolls the fuck away*

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cupcakealina In reply to SilverLittlePanda [2015-11-16 08:37:27 +0000 UTC]

Β *trolls the fuck awayΒ *Β  Β 

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SilverLittlePanda In reply to cupcakealina [2016-01-31 01:59:34 +0000 UTC]

yeaah

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cupcakealina In reply to SilverLittlePanda [2016-02-02 07:13:48 +0000 UTC]

Β 

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iceytimes [2015-03-08 05:17:41 +0000 UTC]

...... This has made me re- think all my shipps....

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Lauradrakkyn [2015-02-24 23:32:07 +0000 UTC]

XD i hate you, wait what the fuck. XDDD

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Itsinmybloodyouknow [2014-12-28 18:04:41 +0000 UTC]

I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID.
My thoughts exactly!

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houndoomgirl7280 [2014-12-02 03:33:34 +0000 UTC]

Karkat actually respects Nepeta a lot and he's been the nicest to her so far(from what iv'e seen) and actually defended her once when she was alive and coming from Karkat that's a huge achievement after all he only confessed how much he respected Kanaya when she died. Also he actually asked Nepeta if she wanted to be on the red team and role-played with her well doing so.

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danielisretro In reply to houndoomgirl7280 [2016-08-04 06:49:33 +0000 UTC]

I couldn't agree more!

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Kxwaii-Princess [2014-11-18 02:28:28 +0000 UTC]

WRDD0Kairi xDD

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WRDD0Kairi In reply to Kxwaii-Princess [2014-11-18 04:02:19 +0000 UTC]

OMF I love it

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Kxwaii-Princess In reply to WRDD0Kairi [2014-11-18 23:31:40 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha x3 (A little taste of Homestuck)

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WRDD0Kairi In reply to Kxwaii-Princess [2014-11-22 16:14:49 +0000 UTC]

Magic cupcakes

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Kxwaii-Princess In reply to WRDD0Kairi [2014-11-22 17:06:24 +0000 UTC]

*^*

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Hexidextrous [2014-10-10 02:08:10 +0000 UTC]

KARKAT: "MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT"

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Tatumsowninsaneworld [2014-09-05 02:28:10 +0000 UTC]

XDD ERIDAN.

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FordReagan98 [2014-08-14 01:44:34 +0000 UTC]

Me (to Karkat): And I hate you 'cuz you remind me too much about my own anger issues and the fact that you're a potty-mouth.

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CanadianCold [2014-08-02 07:31:23 +0000 UTC]

I think Nepeta's response was the best: "Meow."Β 

THAT'S RIGHT, KARKITTY, SIT THE FUCK DOWN.

THE BITCH MEOWED.

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danielisretro In reply to CanadianCold [2016-08-04 06:50:34 +0000 UTC]

X'DDDDD

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wildflre [2014-07-16 17:19:29 +0000 UTC]

Karezi aw yeah and that Eridan one is amazing.

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Mew-Bubble [2014-07-10 18:01:45 +0000 UTC]

Fef is super important! She's the one who made the dream bubbles possible! And Nepeta is super cool. How can you say that about such badass cuties????????

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PocketTheDevilFriend [2014-05-07 03:16:07 +0000 UTC]

Karkat and Terezi are my first favorite

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Ajones123 [2014-04-22 03:12:13 +0000 UTC]

Karkat left terezi

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DaRkCaRnIvAlHoNk [2014-03-28 06:11:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god, the one with John made me laugh so hard ! HoNk!!!

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JulesCosplay [2014-03-20 22:22:01 +0000 UTC]

lol Eridan!Β  Β 

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Incyray [2014-03-11 14:48:47 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha you forgot why Karkat hates Karkat!!

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PercyMe43ver [2014-02-22 00:46:56 +0000 UTC]

(to terezi)Karkat:I hate you because i love you

Terezi:H3H3H3 <3

Me:I dont really under stand what chu said Karkat


(to kanaya)Karkat:I hate you because youre dangerous

Meh F*** I thought you guys like each other


(to nepeta)Karkat:I hate you because you take alot of space and waste time

Nepeta::33< Nyan

Me:Really? -_-


(to me)Karkat:I hate you because you act like me!

Me:I dont do that! its only sometimes! i have a limit and you're such a crab on everyone


(OC)Hunter:What the Hell?

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MudkipPrime [2014-02-21 02:33:27 +0000 UTC]

I like the last slide

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ST3PHF4C3 [2014-02-09 19:20:13 +0000 UTC]

fUCK I wanted to voice over this but someone beat me to it meeh ;-;

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Devil16935 [2014-01-27 17:27:53 +0000 UTC]

I don't really feel Β like karkat wound say any of this...

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derpydash09 In reply to Devil16935 [2014-07-16 12:59:04 +0000 UTC]

This is a joke to those people who thinks karkat hates everyone but he actually doesnt

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DerpyRedette [2014-01-26 21:38:21 +0000 UTC]

CG: I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOUR NEVER GETTING LAID.

CA: wwell fuck you

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DerpyRedette In reply to DerpyRedette [2014-01-26 21:38:29 +0000 UTC]

i'm dying

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Phantasos-Fox [2014-01-18 12:11:00 +0000 UTC]

I like the Rose, Tavros, Aradia and Vriska ones best.

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Phantasos-Fox [2014-01-18 12:08:07 +0000 UTC]

Nepeta does have a purpose! Dying was her purpose. Gamzee killed Equius, okay, well no one really like Equius anyway (in game) other than Nepeta. So the trolls wouldn't have cared as much, seeing as how Equius's hemospectrum fetish, it was highly unlikely Equius would sucees in killing Gamzee, and be killed instead. But then Gamzee had to kill POOR SWEET INNOCENT NEPETA, and now Gamzee really is on a murder spree. You can't have a murder spree with one victim.

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