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Published: 2014-01-23 10:13:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 1077; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 1
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I haven't read Playboy but if they don't have cute bondage outfits in there I'm gonna lose my trust in the porn industry.
Ragno and Weevil chillin', readin' porn, cutting hair, maybe rob a few 7/11s, you know, just girly things!
Weevil - Craig McCracken
Ragno - Me
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Hmmmm. Playboy and bondage, eh?
*Goes to Google images*
... Oh my.
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Bondage wear is so expensive waahh! But it's so pretty
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*keep Scrolls down*
God damn you are right e_e
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( ; 3
So bloody unnecessary, I want it for free ! >:I
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* realizes he has been watching too much bondage and now he can't stop himself *
Oh no... *lub dub* Why did you do this to me, GangreenGirl?!
I was already a non functional member of society before this!
And now i'm going to become a monst- nghhh!
*lub dub... lub dub*
It's... happening... *lub dub lub dub, lub dub*
Must... not *lub dub*... I must not *lub dub lub dub lub dub lub dub!!!" I shall not... I must not! *lub dub^20*.... !!!!!!
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Bruh chill, i fap all the time. Go for it son, fap yo heart out!
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I just laughed my heart (and what happens to be my ass too) out xDDDDDDDDD
You are the first (and hopefully the last (I dunno, my little friend feels confused)) girl who tells me i should bust a nut!
OMG lol.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Sorry, i don't think i can fap now. Too much laughter and blood loss.
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Hahah seriously?! Whaaat I tell people to go have a nice wank all the time! Stressed? Masturbate! Sad? Masturbate! Bored? Masturbate! There is litterally nothing negative about having a nice fap, it's great for stress,it cures head and muscle aches, it's more energizing than a nap, you can do it in any bathroom and it only takes a few minutes! Fap in peace and pride friend!
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Well. It's cool for girls.
But for guys isn't.
Fapping all the time keeps the testicles producing sperm to keep releasing it.
That deteriorates the whole system. And you get 30-40 year old guys with Dysfunctions and Premature embarrassments...
And i don't wanna be one of those guys
Besides i don't feel energized. I always get sleepy after i'm done ._.
It doesn't go like "Aw, man. What a nice session that was! I feel so full of energy! I think i can go for a walk at the moonlight รจwรฉ9 "
It actually goes like "*pant, pant* oh shit.... Fuck... Oh fucking shit *pant, pant* ... zzz... zzzz.... W-what?... Aw fuck, not again! *Cleans the mess*"
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Who told you that?? For guys it's especially important! If you walk around blue balled alot your sperm count may lower and it hightens the risk of cancer in the prostate! Regular masturbation helps guys last longer since sex isn't such an intense sensation and I've never heard of anyone not getting hard because of it, then it's just lack of foreplay!
Ah I guess it depends from person to person. I always fall asleep if my boyfriend is with me but alone it's just like "Well batteries charged I'm gonna go out and fight or something"
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I dunno, madame. I just don't enjoy it too much.
It takes me too long to get the job done (Sometimes i'm like 40-50 minutes and i just quit it.) I always end up with a mess of myself (That i obviously have to clean), i end exhausted (But i can't sleep for obvious reasons), It screws with my self esteem because i feel bad for not being able to control mundane basic impulses (Not that i'm one of those weird Christians who think it's a sin to bust a nut. I just... I dunno, sometimes i hate to be human.)
Basically. A lot of work for a dumb orgasm and no full control of oneself makes Jojo a dull boy.
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You maneged to get masturbation and Stephen King references in one sentence, well done! You shouldn't masturbate if it makes you feel bad but I am saying that you shouldn't NOT just because society has blacklisted the male orgasm for some reason! 
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Thank you. I'm a poet and i compose them in the wind. (LOL)
Back to the topic. No. I don't feel like this because society blacklists male orgasm (I wasn't aware that it was blacklisted. It is? Well Fuck them.)
I just HATE with a burning passion everything that comes with being human.
I just wanna transcend the need of food, water, sexual needs, excretion, breathing, safety, love and esteem.
I want to become a being of pure mind and senses.
With no morality, but no prejudices.
With no goodness in my heart, but neither a grasp of evilness.
With no dreams, but not a single nightmare.
To embrace the nothingness... The completion of my Death is my last hope.
I know that sounds silly (or way creepy and unsettling). But i hope now you can see why I don't enjoy succumbing to my body's banal needs.
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Well I see it now!ย ^^ To me it sound so strange, I love being human, i love to scream and laugh and cry amd feel and I love food and sex and dreaming and drinking! I love being able to feel pain and to smell and taste and breath! I love cold winds and warm sun and walking barefeet and swimming in oceans and walk under stars! Huh, fun how different people can be!
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It's because you are alive. Like a careless seagull, dancing in the breeze. You know like "Bitch, plz. I'm fabulous."
I hope you never reach my degree of decomposition.
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Dude this conversation went from "Bondage is neat" to "What is life and death" in a matter of hours! That's quite cool!
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I'm more amazed because of the fact that you are still talking to me.
Most people... Avoid me. Or they just can't see me.
I think that's maybe because Alive people can only feel Alive people's words.
Yet still, here you are. One of the most alive human beings, talking to a Rotting Human, a Really Fresh Corpse. About Sexuality, Life, Death and whatnot!
You are special, little girl.
Might the roads of the reality take us to different paths, i'll still remember you. As a being of pure glee and life.
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I'm having a great time talking to you, dead or whatnot! I think it's very interesting! How different our views are! You seem like a very interesting little guy! This could make a cool comic, a dead guy and live girl!
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You are so FUCKING awesome.
I can barely believe you see me as a being with a point of view.
And you don't call me a coward. or think I'm depressive, or keep spamming me with dumb self-help books.
And the best of all you don't come with an absurd optimism telling me everything will be okay or stupid compliments like "You are worth a lot" and "Quit being gloomy and start smiling." You automatically accepted the way i am and still talked to me.
You are the best girl in the whole world
I'm sorry... I'm kinda used to have people thinking I'm a creep with bullshit on his head...
And technically I'm Half Dead... But What the heck, that comic would be a bloody awesome idea!
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I don't think you're a creep!
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It's not that cool.
It's actually full of disadvantages.
Because I'm not fully dead, dead parts of me make me unable to be alive by myself. A machine helps. But the rotten parts still screw me.
And because I'm not fully alive i can't think, enjoy or feel the way i used to.
I'm in some kind of limbo.
Sometimes, in my worst moments, i have to admit that I'd love to make some deep doodles on my arms with a razor.
But that clashes with my manners. One of my most important Conduct Codes is "Don't hurt other people's feelings"
I have a hard time understanding people's emotions. So at least i don't want to fuck with them.
And... My Mother... She would be crushed if i died completely.
She told me that after i tried to kill myself for the first time.
So i promised her that i would not kill myself... As long as it would hurt someone's feelings. As soon as i end up with no one i can go to rest a long while.
And if you ask, no, there's no way i can be fully alive again. Unless Hospitals suddenly add Bionic Eyes, Bionic Systems, Bionic Blood Production and Bionic Filtration Systems.
And they somehow found a way to fix the Brain Damage coma caused me last time.
And somehow they cleaned the cache and cookies off my mind. So i can act like a normal person and be able to talk to people IRL without almost passing out.
But enough of me and my corpse's history.
I'm more interested in you. Your empathy levels are absurdly high. And your mind is so open to new ideas and so playful.
It's like I'm not talking to a human. Or at least not a human like the ones i see when i go outside.
You are so different.
Too colorful.
What kind of life you are living?
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Well I don't think I'm any different than any other human really! I just devote my time to doing things I like! I eat if I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired, I cry when im angry and sad, draw when I feel like creating, sing when I want to be loud and self pleasure when I feel like doing that! I think blue is a nice colour so I dyed my hair blue. I wear clothes I think look nice even if they clash with the fashion. If people don't like me then they are free to do so. I do get alot of weird stares of some people due to looking like this in a pretty religious area due to my bright hair and my septum piercing. I have a lovely boyfriend since five years back and we'll soon mive in together, yay! Life is very short and I could die when ever. Death is unavoidable so why worry about it? It will happen for certain. I don't know what happens after death but I'm sure it's exciting! So I don't know, I'm just a human I think!
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But i've met a lot of other humans living life like that.
Yet still they are so... Indifferent.
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Huh, well I don't know what it is then!
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At least from the humans I've met. Yes, a lot.
And that's something really, really good.
I dunno. Humans i've met focus on banal stuff. Like, sex (for the sake of fucking someone only), alcohol, they have fear of death, fear of dying alone, they are attention seeking, double faced. And they just keep making drama, after drama, after drama over and over again! I could keep going on and on.
I'm not saying I've only met mean people. Sometimes i meet nice people... Like last year when i took a wrong bus and it took me to a ghetto at 9PM. I would have to cross the whole city to get to my place. And i was sure some assholes would mug me or even kill me. There were no more buses and i had no money for a cab.
And i didn't knew which way i had to take to go back home.
I asked some ladies for directions at a little Store. They asked me what i was doing over there at this hours so far from my place.
Then i explained them and they gave me some money for a cab... I couldn't believe it. I still can't believe they did something that nice to me.
Yet still.
Something everyone i meet is dead.
And I'm sure even those ladies would think weird of me if they got to know my views on Reality.
My Mother, who always understood me, can't nowadays.
My Brother thinks I'm a creep.
I have only 2 friends. Both think my views are odd and changes the subject.
My 3 aunts think i need motivational speeches, self help books, family interventions and maybe even an exorcism (They are really Catholic so...)
My 3 uncles don't give a fuck. (2 of them are asshats and i hate them. The other one is just a troll)
My cousins don't give two shits either.
Every other less closer person I've met just stops talking to me after we touch that subject. Classmates, Coworkers, etc.
I just get to talk to them again if they want something from me.
Like, they just got a new PC and they want me to configure it, they need an alibi and they know i' a calmed guy so they say they were at my place and i have to confirm that, etc.
They always ignore me. I'm invisible.
Sometimes i think that it's because i'm half dead and they can't feel me there entirely.
People I've met are too reserved and they never give me the chance to know them. Even though i try to be an open book for them.
But you even told me you get sleepy after you do stuff with your Boyfriend and you feel energized after you have your personal time.
You gave that information, to a complete stranger.
You read what i write. You think about it. You get curious about it. You want to know more about it. BUT NOT ONLY THAT.
You show me the way you are too. You talk to me about your life, yet still you want to learn about my death.
But you. You are also an open book to me. You have no complexes or prejudices against any of my unsettling thoughts.
You are like a child. Innocent, pure and free. Yet still you have your a developed mind and a clean criteria.
I feel accepted.
I feel safe.
That's really different from the everyday human here.
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Thats a shame noone will listen to you.. how can one be other than intrigued by others view on excistence?? I will never be able to feel like you do, that's why it's so interesting! We're so different! I agree there are alot of people who seem very cold and closed minded! I think it's a shame, you miss out on a lot because of that! I do drink alcohol a lot too, I think it's relaxing and I love the taste of wine and to be with friends! I don't have that many friends tho. I have alot of friends in a way but almost no close ones. But that's okay, i like being alone! I watch movies or knit or draw or dance. I can't do that with people around. I like people but only for a short while. Then I need to be alone again and recharge! ๐ก I like being open with people! I like deep dicussions! I hate small talk, I don't care for chitchat, I wanna talk about life and death and sex and space and aliens and such!
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Yes, YES!
Small Talk, i fucking hate it i don't know why do people feel necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable? (If you get the reference you will level up from a very awesome Living Being to some kind of Superhuman.)
I mean when was the last time people talked about something important?!ย (get this other reference and you become an Idol)
Oh and i don't mean Alcohol as in a healthy way of frolicking. People I've met just want to get wasted (Dangerously wasted) to forget how fucked their lives are.
People here don't listen, they just wait for their turn to talk. (Get this one and you will become some kind of Goddess to me and i will sacrifice Burgers for your glory.)
It goes like this:
Karla is a 19 year old girl, she has issues with his dad because he doesn't allow her to date Eddie. A 28 year old alcoholic pseudo-thrasher douchebag.
She thinks he is the love of her life. She gets depressed, and yesterday her friends take her out to a party. She gets wasted and does stupid shit.
And guess whats the topic for today's small talk?
How everybody got wasted last night!
And they all laugh and have a good time and I just think: "What it's the goddamn problem with you, motherfuckers?! Poisoning your ass with alcohol so you can make a fool of yourself is nothing to be proud of. That's just plain retarded! But if you really want to poison yourself, here, you can have my cyanide pill, and believe me! I will start to laugh and have a good time too!"
(Sorry, too many references but they all just fitted PERFECTLY!)
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Looks like I'm stuck at ordinary human mode haha, I'm not to great with references! But I do get your point! I mean I've done my share of stupid shit at that age but then again I think most people have or will at some point! But it's a phase, then you get bored of getting yourself piss drunk and just start enjoying alcohol more as a beverage than a drug. Like i love cold beers on warm days and red wine to fine dinners for the taste of it! It gets you tipsy too but that's not the main goal after a while!
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You should tell that to people here. They are 40 and they still get drunk like an Irish.
Nah, you are a bit more than most humans. But not a Superhuman. (Unless you are Batman and you haven't told me... Oh fuck, you are Batman, right?! D
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Heheh sorry, not Batman! But I'd love to be Magneto or Professor X
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Lol this is adorable.ย Ragno and Artura/Weevil are as girly as they get!
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Yeah totally! XD I can see Ace barging in like "DID YOU STEAL MY PORN MAGS YOU TWATS!?!?!" and they just"THESE ARE OURS!!! >:U "
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Lololol ladies first, after all.
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Ooh, thi is awesome <3 I just love the way you drew Artura's face, it's to cute.
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thank you! โฅ Its wierd, i have easyer to se artura/weevil as a girl/gay guy than znake/ivy! xD
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