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The Class in Physics - El Filibusterismo, Chapter 13Padre Millon (Germany) : You agree.
Padre Millon (Germany) : That's good then, I can remove a piece of broken glass from a whole mirror, replace it with a puto, and it would still result in being a mirror, right? Would we still have a mirror then?
Romano : ...
Padre Millon (Germany) : What will be the outcome?
Romano : Oh God Oh God Why have you forsaken me? *panics*
Juanito Palaez (Spain) : PUTO! PUTO!
Romano : Shut up you idiot!
Padre Millon (Germany) : A! You, Juanito, what is it? Let's see if you can explain this.
Juanito Palaez (Spain) : I don't agree!
(sorry for shitty translation by moi)
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24"Sumasang-ayon ka," ang ulit ng propesor na parang nanunudyo. "Magaling kung ganoon, puwede kong alisin ang tinggang puti ng isang salaming bubog, palitan ko ng kapirasong puto, at salamin din ang
kalalabasan, di ba? Magkakaroon parin tayo ng salamin?"
25Ang binata'y tumingin sa mga bumubulong sa kanya at nang makita na gulilat din sila ay lalo siyang nanlumo. Napatingin sa itaas na parang nagsabing, "Diyos ko, Diyos ko, bakit mo ako pinabayaan?"
26"Ano ang kalalabasan?" pilit ng propesor.
27"Puto!" dikta ni Juanito Palaez. "Puto!"
28"Tumahimik ka, buwisit!" ang sigaw ng binata sa wakas dahil sa kanyang kabihingan at pagnanasang makipag-away dala ng sama ng loob.
29"A! Ikaw 'yun Juanito, ano?" sita ng propesor. "Tingnan natin kung maipapaliwanag mo ang bagay na ito," ang sabi ng propesor kay Palaez na isa sa mga kinagigiliwan nito.
30"Hindi ako sumasang-ayon," putol ni Juanito na hinihila ni Placido ang damit.
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*Puto - Philippine steamed rice cake [link]
*Buwisit - [link]
El Filibusterismo - English Translation for Chapter 13 for a better understanding - [link]
EDIT.
yay. it's prettier now. with an added watermark to make it dumber.
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Comments: 39
Hahaha.
I remember...
puto means male prostitute in spanish.
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PFFFTT.... LOL
I can finally relate to this!!!
Pffft.... this is win.
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*is overwhelmed by overenthusiastic comment*
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haha XD sorry if it came out too strong...
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xD no no, it's fine. i'm flattered.
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haha.... XD it's good to make you feel that way :3
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You're welcome!!
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OMG! It's El Fili, drawn in a kind of epic s**t! Lovin' it!
P.S. - FREE HUGS! >XD<
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Glaaaad you thiiiink sooooo
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that was supposed to be Austria...
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now that you pointed it out, i'll fix it later.
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hehe you dont really have to 
but maybe putting an ahoge would make it a little more obvious XD but it doesn't really matter. still an awesome artwork
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=w= that's good, but i insist upon it
thank you a lot x3
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OMG. THIS IS JUST. AGH.
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. Spain makes a great Juanito Pelaez XDDDDDDD (this was also one of my fave parts in El Fili. The way Padre Millon talks was both annoying and funny 
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thanks you~
if i come across any more funny parts, i might turn them into comics too -but alas, i'm a slow reader
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You're welcome~! It's fine XD looking forward to it!
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Bwahahaha!!! I'm excited for 3rd and 4th year now!
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I'm a second year student but I've already studied El Fili. I LOLed at the Puto! Puto!
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LOLZ puto XD
"tumahimik ka nga bwisit!!!!" ahahahah classic pnoy humor XD
you crack me up XD
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Bibingka kaya yung sinasabi ni Pelaez (acc to my book).
My translation of the conversation (from my book):
Ger: 'I accept the fact,' you mean. Alright then. The asoge will be rubbed off by the crystal mirror [Padre Millon, what on earth are you saying? Di kita gets.]; it will be replaced by a bibingka, and we will still have a mirror, right? What do you think?
Rom: (thinking) My God, my God, why did you abandon me? (says to self) Uh-oh...
Ger: (amused) Well? What do you think?
Spa: (whispers) The bibingka! THE BIBINGKA!!
Rom: (to Spa) STOP IT, YOU MORON!
Ger: Aa...let's see, Juanito, if you can answer my question!
Spa: (to the other person beside him) Tell me the answers! (to Ger) I do not accept the results, Father!
Romano's face. Fourth panel. Omigodpleasedon'tkillmeanythingpleasedon'tkillme He looks like he's gonna cry already.
Sana ipinakita mo na lang yung sagutan nina Sandoval (the only Spanish who supports Akademya ng Wikang Kastila) at Pecson (the weak-willed Filipino student na katropa nila Isagani 
Oh yeah. Ginoong Pasta. Just saying. No implications, yada, yada...
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Ginoong Pasta ve~
you've most certainly provided a most entertaining translation, i think it's more understandable than mine xD
tagalog isn't my first language, and i'm still at the level of a 5th grader OTL , pardon my asian
sorry dude, i haven't gone too far there, the only reason i read it was because of the exams.
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My classmates said G. Pasta's first name was Carbonara. XP XD
Oh, I see...it's okay. Your translation is not bad either. Only that the with "You, Juanito, what is it?" should be "Ah! It was you, Juanito, wasn't it?"
Pardon me for asking, but what is your first language? :3
It's okay. I read El'mo if I don't want to see Christ yet bad grades.
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...That is interesting news. I must spread the delicious news now.
It's english, really, and i only really started learning since 1st year but hadn't improved til 3rd. not in a matter of choice but SURVIVAL
aaahahaha~ i always had less than 80%, but they're improving over time.. i think.
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Yes, yes.
Oh...Ouch...but don't worry. I believe you'll manage to survive. ^^
In our school, if it's less than 80%, one might as well say, "Bye-bye name of the school."
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Hmm... thank the heavens that our teacher only requires us to make a comic.
i only know one school that kicks out students that can't meet the required grade.. Miriam. #1 school in the country? my school's like the dumping ground for miriam kick-outs.
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Grabe...you're so lucky...
Poor school.
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we're just a charity case..
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"PUTO! PUTO!!"
...
My High School future doesn't seem so dark anymore.
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Looks like you're a fourth year high school student too, huh? I feel your pain! XD El Fili is a pretty awesome book, but the long tagalog descriptions can really make your head hurt if you're not used to reading Filipino literature. Nice job on assigning the characters! Looks like I'm gonna have some different mental images in my head the next time my teacher discusses El Fili!!! XXXDD
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xD dude, I hetalia-fy everything there is that can be hetaliafied! the lessons may not be entirely too enjoyable, but at least there's something to laugh about that no one else gets XD
shit dude, i wasn't really all too good at reading tagalog (failed 1st & 2nd yr filipino), but i had english translations to help me along
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