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FredGDPerry — LVLUP 20140919 - 'potion SNATCH'

Published: 2014-01-20 08:36:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 23301; Favourites: 201; Downloads: 194
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Description Since Calc is semi-retired...

and since FFXI is semi-retired, it's like "All your wishes come true" time over there!

They got gear that's relatively easy to nab which basically turns on the "God Mode"

She went back and beat the heck out of Maat! She went back and pummeled every mob and NM that defeated her. She went back and killed everything in Sea and Sky that she ran away from in the past. She went back and Mined in Ifrit's cauldron without sneak or invis, daring anything to aggro... She went to Yhoator to link lizards and Aeroja them into oblivion. (you get the idea)

So after 10 years, Calc semi-retires with all her wishes and dreams coming true.


But she should've been more careful what she wished for... 

1) Calc may have a great "foundation" but she didn't grow up with the architecture to support her new annex.

2) FFXI doesn't have "Float" black magic spells, and there is no white magic for back spasms!

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Comments: 25

merle [2014-02-20 15:43:53 +0000 UTC]

Darn you for tempting me into going back...

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TwilightRibbonMimic [2014-01-21 20:53:37 +0000 UTC]

Kinda funny since i retired my ff11 character around the same time .

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Polenicus [2014-01-21 14:53:29 +0000 UTC]

I've still got two of those things kicking around in my inventory.


B careful about letting Calc into Eorzea, though. I brought my old FFXI character Hirilonde into FFXIV to provide moral support and some extra storage space for his daughter Isilme. He saw the current state of Eorzea, shook his head and came out of retirement. Now he and Izzy and competing for the top Paladin spot in the linkshell. Do you have *any* idea how time consuming it is keeping TWO Paladins in Coil gear?!

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thunderfoxjt [2014-01-21 14:44:21 +0000 UTC]

ah man, that's a good one, how will poor Arith will react?

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GBHPrime84 [2014-01-21 05:37:19 +0000 UTC]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

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BigStevieCool [2014-01-21 04:48:37 +0000 UTC]

Yaay the"bloumph" brigade is back! Bummer that FFXI is in semi-retirement. Love the expression in panel 2!

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Fang-X [2014-01-21 03:02:10 +0000 UTC]

Had to do a double take on that last panel. That's some neck cushion Erge has.

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Kyiiri [2014-01-20 21:25:35 +0000 UTC]

A high note to retire on. x3

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BigStevieCool In reply to Kyiiri [2014-01-21 04:49:20 +0000 UTC]

quite!


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Komikino [2014-01-20 19:48:29 +0000 UTC]

>:-3

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Lictre [2014-01-20 19:07:56 +0000 UTC]

For her sake, I hope it's not a permanent potion.  Let her have 4 or 6 hours of enjoying the 'attributes' before reality sets in.

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Vawkis [2014-01-20 19:01:21 +0000 UTC]

That explains why she's using an outside source for back relief and chest warming (Apparently us males have necks that could apparently heat water)

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Cylestea [2014-01-20 18:42:28 +0000 UTC]

well atleast she is happy now

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Zepeda [2014-01-20 17:36:08 +0000 UTC]

Great stuff Fred!

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Mecanicalpencils [2014-01-20 16:55:53 +0000 UTC]

Ahh..My girl never learns, but she just want to make Erge "tingle" in a special way ( not realizing that no matter what she does..he does!).

I know from experience, that back spasms are no fun...let go of that fantasy Calc....He loves you just the way you are!


Loving the paint brush Fred....


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TigressStar [2014-01-20 16:12:07 +0000 UTC]

Well, she doesn't have Cleavage of Holding. >w>

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ZytherDark [2014-01-20 14:34:17 +0000 UTC]

Calcula, Rhaine is so very proud you're as big as her now. Lets hope there aren't any horrible side effects.

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N8Dogg5k [2014-01-20 14:00:29 +0000 UTC]

Would love to see a more in depth joke-laden strip focusing on this bit. I think you can make it happen Fred!

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GreyOfPTA [2014-01-20 13:39:46 +0000 UTC]

At least these aren't cursed. If that was just from one sip, I admire her self-restraint. I would have figured she'd up and down the whole bottle.

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ColeTyger [2014-01-20 13:13:58 +0000 UTC]

it was only a matter of time before she got a good set of enhancements (as opposed to that pile of curses she had that one time)

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ChaosAlexander [2014-01-20 11:15:09 +0000 UTC]

His expression ain't foolin me,
 I think he's about to give in!

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Darkblade2000us [2014-01-20 09:52:54 +0000 UTC]

And after 10 years she finally got to blumf Erge. congrats Calc

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Stripe-Tigerhawk [2014-01-20 09:51:20 +0000 UTC]

She'll have to wait til Axa's tying her shoe to get a revenge "Blomph!" tho. ;3

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AgamemnonAhb [2014-01-20 09:09:13 +0000 UTC]

Pure Gold. nuff said.

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Ryou-Bakura-154 [2014-01-20 08:59:26 +0000 UTC]

... DAMN YOU GOD MODE!!!

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