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Piracetam improves cognitive functions, so this is a smart piranha. Actually piracetam has never been proven to improve anything. So maybe it's just a normal piranha. We may never know, because no-one dares to give cognitive tests to an animal that can eat them alive... actually that's not a fact either, they're mostly scavengers. No, wait, another site says they do hunt other fish, well at least they don't attack humans... no, wait, they actually do... wait, that's another species... I give up. This feels like writing a thesis or something. I should know; I'm supposed to be writing a thesis or something right now... I don't know. I don't know how I've even got this far. I've literally just spent ten minutes trying to draw the pentagon in the formula, and when I finally got it symmetrical enough, it took me another five minutes to realize I had drawn a hexagon instead...

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Piracetam improves cognitive functions, so this is a smart piranha. Actually piracetam has never been proven to improve anything. So maybe it's just a normal piranha. We may never know, because no-one dares to give cognitive tests to an animal that can eat them alive... actually that's not a fact either, they're mostly scavengers. No, wait, another site says they do hunt other fish, well at least they don't attack humans... no, wait, they actually do... wait, that's another species... I give up. This feels like writing a thesis or something. I should know; I'm supposed to be writing a thesis or something right now... I don't know. I don't know how I've even got this far. I've literally just spent ten minutes trying to draw the pentagon in the formula, and when I finally got it symmetrical enough, it took me another five minutes to realize I had drawn a hexagon instead...