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Forever-in-a-Day In reply to SpaceBango [2017-06-25 12:36:54 +0000 UTC]

Wow. Thanks!

It's pretty hard to compete with actual fluff
Mwahaha!

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SpaceBango In reply to Forever-in-a-Day [2017-06-25 18:06:13 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah, it is! Ouch, I just need to get something out of my head... sorry...  

A dark stage, an audience full of anticipation. Hackett on the speaker: "Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to our demonstration. As announced you will today experience the alliance's newest and deadliest fighting unit!"
Three spots illuminate the stage. Shepard, Williams and Alenko are slightly dazzled by the light and confused by the announcement. They have merely been told to 'attend some demonstration'.
Audience is confused, mumbling like "Sure, our spectres, we've heard of them, what's new about that?"
Hackett continues undeterred: "Now, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our latest outfit."
Three cute little kitties frolic around the stage.
Hackett: "THE KITTY BRIGADE!"
Audience: "Uh... what?"
Shepard: "Awwwwwww!"
Williams: "Soooo Cuuuuuute!"
Alenko: "Here kitty, come to Kaidan!"
Scene on picture develops.
Hackett: "First, direct your attention to Lt. Bubbles over here. In a single nifty move he bypassed Shepard's defenses, and now he is in perfect position for any kind of attack directed to vulnerable parts as throat and neck."
Astonished audience: "Uuuuuuh!"
Hackett: "Please note how Sgt. Jellybean tricked Williams to completley letting her guard down. We could easily tie her bootlaces together, she wouldn't even notice."
Marveling audience: "Oooooooh!"
Hackett: "And finally observe how Sgt. Buttons over there put his four main weapons in position, while Alenko is absolutely unaware about the dire danger he is in."
Amazed audience: "Aaaaah!"
Hackett:
"Now we continue with some actual combat performance. Please do not be concerned about the participants health, all six of them are fully trained professionals!"
"Uh, you don't just toy there... you need to... oh, or you could just roll up into a furry ball, sure."
"Ehm... this rasping you hear... this actually is... a sound of aggression, yes it is! Eh... Purring? Oh, yes, you could call it that too..."
"This headrubbing is actually quite... painful... uh... I think... Our spectres are just very resistant to... eh..."
"When you're done with getting your tummy tickled you could... Come on, like we trained... ehm..."
"Maybe we should... we are experiencing some slight... curtain! curtain!"

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Forever-in-a-Day In reply to SpaceBango [2017-06-25 18:20:23 +0000 UTC]

I CAN'T BREATH!
AHAHA

OMG
did you just randomly come with that?! I'm in tears!

Thank you!!! This was wonderful

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SpaceBango In reply to Forever-in-a-Day [2017-06-26 15:21:57 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! 😀 I had fun making it up.😁

I just briefly wrote it down... on second thought there should be a second narrator, a salarian, like Mordin in the Perry the Pyjak recording. And the cats should have F7 vocational code. And there should be some backstage scene afterwards!

Maybe I should try to make it into a small story. Now it feels more like bullet points. 😀

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SpaceBango In reply to SpaceBango [2017-07-05 19:27:30 +0000 UTC]

Done. Not that I'm any good at writing, but it was fun.
Kitty Brigade - The Story
Thank you for the brilliant inspiration!

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Forever-in-a-Day In reply to Maskydoo [2013-03-30 21:06:17 +0000 UTC]

Well, I did put a lot of heart into him and his cat
(my own cat was sleeping in my lap right at that time)

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Maskydoo In reply to Forever-in-a-Day [2013-03-31 01:15:04 +0000 UTC]

My cat would be all over the keyboard. She doesn't like it when I share attention with the glowing window.

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Forever-in-a-Day In reply to Dat-Taiga [2013-03-29 23:48:59 +0000 UTC]

Thanks :3
These were all inspired by my cat, and the red one is pretty much him. Well, mine is a bit lighter in color, but laying on his back is one of his special traits

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Dat-Taiga In reply to Forever-in-a-Day [2013-03-30 00:46:06 +0000 UTC]

Aww, that's cute! My cat doesn't really like it to be lifted up, but my tomcat loves lying down on my chest and putting his paws on my face... Sometimes I'm not sure if he's trying to stifle me or not...

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RainbowRenders In reply to Dat-Taiga [2013-03-30 16:33:58 +0000 UTC]

And my cat wants to be stroked... and then BITES. As you know.

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CelticWarriorMoon In reply to RainbowRenders [2014-02-24 20:39:16 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like our cat!

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RainbowRenders In reply to CelticWarriorMoon [2014-02-27 18:56:48 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha

Little beasts.

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