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▷ © 2021 Florian K.

Let me re-introduce Zahir. You can find his old 2014 design here. He's the school's bully, but not the standard model. No, he's the advanced version who doesn't only beat you up until you bleed and cry but also scoffs at your pathetic outfit while doing it (Next time you should wear something that better matches your bloody face!). He's very popular (but only with people who don't know him personally) thanks to his antsy night-long streams that consist of a sophisticated potpourri of watching gore movies, hack-and-slash gaming and verbose apologetics flaming the unbelievers (Because he fervently believes in the Great Mother who'll one day send her servants to Earth to fuck you up. It'll be so funny, Zahir can't wait.). Is there supposed to be another period right after a closing bracket following a period? Don't answer that! Zahir doesn't care!

Does this description make too much sense? I hope not. Well, time for the important stuff. Have you heard the good news, yet? No? Okay. Let me tell you about the Great Mother. Back in the day when there were no days, everything within the universe was just mashed together — time, space, light, darkness, cauliflower ice cream. It was total chaos and the bandwidth was terrible; worse than Germany or other third-world hellholes. Then Arinna, the Mother of mothers, took her silver scythe to separate the Heavens from the Earth, to cut light from darkness, and to create order. She ascended the throne of the Heavens while Allatum, her sister (or daughter, there're heated debates about this detail), assumed the throne of Earth. While Arinna commands over the movement of everything beyond the firmament to maintain order, Allatum oversees the hotchpotch of life and death down on Earth. She makes plants grow and wither, creates new life and reaps the old. She commands over the gates of the underworld and it's said that one day, when chaos has gotten too strong, she will open them to release the dead upon the world of the living, to cleanse it. Believers are advised to set up empty pots wherever they go, because it's said that light and darkness will separate each other by flowing into them. Likewise, any evil creature will crawl into an empty pot, believing it to be a cavern of the underworld, and hence won't torment the living. Old pots that are believed to carry evil creatures are then thrown into holes in the ground and buried to be reunited with Allatum.

What's the good news about all of this, you ask? Well, the good news is that one day rad zombie dudes will crawl out of the ground to fuck you up. Unless you surrounded your house with pots. Then they'll fuck up the people around you. It'll be funny as Hell. Literally. Zahir will stream it.

Description

▷ © 2021 Florian K.

Let me re-introduce Zahir. You can find his old 2014 design here. He's the school's bully, but not the standard model. No, he's the advanced version who doesn't only beat you up until you bleed and cry but also scoffs at your pathetic outfit while doing it (Next time you should wear something that better matches your bloody face!). He's very popular (but only with people who don't know him personally) thanks to his antsy night-long streams that consist of a sophisticated potpourri of watching gore movies, hack-and-slash gaming and verbose apologetics flaming the unbelievers (Because he fervently believes in the Great Mother who'll one day send her servants to Earth to fuck you up. It'll be so funny, Zahir can't wait.). Is there supposed to be another period right after a closing bracket following a period? Don't answer that! Zahir doesn't care!

Does this description make too much sense? I hope not. Well, time for the important stuff. Have you heard the good news, yet? No? Okay. Let me tell you about the Great Mother. Back in the day when there were no days, everything within the universe was just mashed together — time, space, light, darkness, cauliflower ice cream. It was total chaos and the bandwidth was terrible; worse than Germany or other third-world hellholes. Then Arinna, the Mother of mothers, took her silver scythe to separate the Heavens from the Earth, to cut light from darkness, and to create order. She ascended the throne of the Heavens while Allatum, her sister (or daughter, there're heated debates about this detail), assumed the throne of Earth. While Arinna commands over the movement of everything beyond the firmament to maintain order, Allatum oversees the hotchpotch of life and death down on Earth. She makes plants grow and wither, creates new life and reaps the old. She commands over the gates of the underworld and it's said that one day, when chaos has gotten too strong, she will open them to release the dead upon the world of the living, to cleanse it. Believers are advised to set up empty pots wherever they go, because it's said that light and darkness will separate each other by flowing into them. Likewise, any evil creature will crawl into an empty pot, believing it to be a cavern of the underworld, and hence won't torment the living. Old pots that are believed to carry evil creatures are then thrown into holes in the ground and buried to be reunited with Allatum.

What's the good news about all of this, you ask? Well, the good news is that one day rad zombie dudes will crawl out of the ground to fuck you up. Unless you surrounded your house with pots. Then they'll fuck up the people around you. It'll be funny as Hell. Literally. Zahir will stream it.