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Published: 2013-03-02 00:57:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 577; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 2
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"How do you do? My name is Phink. I represent the Palnsatony Pressure Cooker Company from Pennsylvania. We make the finest pressure cookerβ¦"Heath Lynx in his Salesman disguise that he wears in this LKHFF short story I wrote. [link]
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Marty: *off screen* Hey Murphy, could you come here and help us?
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Me: Can't now talking to a salesman! *to Heath* What was that, bud?
Heath: How do you do? My name is Phink. I represent the Palnsatony Pressure Cooker Company from Pennsylvania. We make the finest pressure cookerβ¦
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Me: Hey Murphy, I'm about to order us all pizza, which would you prefer?
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Me: Order the Hawaiian Barbecue! *to Heath again* You were saying?
Heath: How do you do? My name is Phink. I represent the Palnsatony Pressure Cooker Company from Pennsylvania. We make the finest pressure cookerβ¦
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Hey Murphy, I'll also gets us soda, do you want regular or diet?
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Me: I think a regular. *turns Back to Heath*
Heath: How do you do? My name is Phink. I represent the Palnsatony Pressure Cooker Company from Pennsylvania. We make the finest pressure cookerβ¦
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Are you allergic to breadsticks? It comes with the pizza
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Me: No, I'm not!
Heath: How do you do? My name is Phink. I represent the Palnsatony Pressure Cooker Company from Pennsylvania. We make the finest pressure cookerβ¦
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*Me and Stefano walk up*
Me: Hey that was quick... *blinks*
Stefano: That's not the pizza guy
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Me: No, this is a salesman.
Heath: How do you do? My name is Phink. I represent the Palnsatony Pressure Cooker Company from Pennsylvania. We make the finest pressure cookerβ¦
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Alex: *walks up* Has the pizza arrived yet, I'm starving
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Heath: How do you do? My name is Phink. I represent the Palnsatony Pressure Cooker Company from Pennsylvania. We make the finest pressure cookerβ¦
Me: What a minute! Why do you keep saying the same words over and over again? Is this your magnificent obsession?
Heath: No, that's the script they write for salesmen at the office.
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Marty: *walks up* Murphy, we could really use the... *sees Heath* who's this guy?
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Heath: How do you do? My name is Phink. I represent the Palnsatony Pressure Cooker Company from Pennsylvania. We make the finest pressure cookerβ¦
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He's a salesman Marty
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Heath: How do you do? My name is Phink. I represent the Palnsatony Pressure Cooker Company from Pennsylvania. We make the finest pressure cookerβ¦
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Hey! That's a pressure cooker! That's a mighty fine item, pal!
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Heath: It is?
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Alex: Yeah! With that thing you could make a beef stew in two minutes!
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Heath: It can?
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Me: Yeah! And in four minutes you can make a whole turkey dinner!
Heath: Gee whiz! I think I'd like to have on of those!
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Stefano: Costs five dollars!
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Heath: Here's five dollars. *he hands over five bucks*
Me: Here's your pressure cooker. *I give the pressure cooker to Heath.*
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Heath: Pleasure doing business with you. *walks out*
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*snickers*
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Stefano: THat guy reminds me of an Igloo manufacturer I met before.
Marty: How do you manufacture Igloos?
Stefano: Simple. Just take two "Igs" and glue them together.
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*sniffs the air* Pizza's here!!!
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Stefano: How do you do? I represent the...
Me: You starting that again?
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*pizza man arrives* This one's on me guys
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*suddenly, there's a loud explosion outside, shaking the ground!
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*nearly falls on his tail*
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My goodness! What was that?!
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*looks outside and there was a burnt Lynx on the ground
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*to heath* sorry got a rice cooker have a nice day.
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Great work. How does he disguise so well?
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He died his fur black to make himself look like a panther.
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("Died" with an "i" is one thing; "dyed" with a "y" is another. You meant "dyed".)
And I bet he had a fur cut, too.
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Oops, that's what I meant.
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Nobody's perfect.
And I suppose he had a fur cut on his tufts in the process.
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Possibly. If his own bomb didn't blast all his fur off.
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