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FatBoiWG In reply to ??? [2020-03-29 23:09:46 +0000 UTC]
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BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 03:13:40 +0000 UTC]
Blake: I might become like you one day, with a belly sticking out of my polo shirt.
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 06:53:14 +0000 UTC]
Connor: oh haha *blushing out of embarrassment* I didnt realise I was sticking out so much *tries to hold in my belly but fails*
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 10:20:37 +0000 UTC]
Blake: Want a keg bro?
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 10:38:03 +0000 UTC]
Connor: *gives up holding in my belly* yeah sure man!
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 10:53:36 +0000 UTC]
Blake: *gives you one and gives myself one*
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 10:58:19 +0000 UTC]
Connor: Thanks bro just what I needed! *Chugs*
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 11:14:20 +0000 UTC]
Blake: No problem bro, feels good to be lazy for kegs and hardworking for it at the same time. *chugs*
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 11:20:14 +0000 UTC]
Connor: yeah I hear that bro but I could do with some food to line my stomach.
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 11:28:57 +0000 UTC]
Blake: Got ya covered *brings out pizza and junk food*
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 11:32:41 +0000 UTC]
Connor: *grabs handfuls of the food and crams in my mouth*
Shit thanks bro!
*scoff scoff*
buuuUURP
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 11:37:59 +0000 UTC]
Blake: *does the same thing but doesn't notice his new overhang*
*scoff scoff*
buuuUURP
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 11:43:31 +0000 UTC]
Connor: Nice belching bro but youve got nothing on me.
*pats my bulging gut and lets out a roaring belch*
BWWAAAAAAAAARRP!
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 11:46:28 +0000 UTC]
Blake: I don't have to compete, but I kinda want to bro.
*pats my new gut and let's out a roaring belch*
BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRP!!!!
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 11:53:22 +0000 UTC]
Connor: Haha not bad youve only known me a day and you are becoming like me. Except you wear your polo shirt all wrong.
*points at my undone buttons and popped collar*
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 11:54:19 +0000 UTC]
Blake: I can be a fast learner bro!
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 12:00:33 +0000 UTC]
Connor: dude!
*reaches out with my grease covered fingers and undoes one of your buttons and unfolds your collar*
Heh just like me
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 12:21:21 +0000 UTC]
Blake: Hehe, yeah man! I wonder what my roommate will think though.
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 12:24:28 +0000 UTC]
Connor: huh? Your roomate? What does it matter what he thinks?
*grabs a slice of your pizza while you are distracted*
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 12:30:04 +0000 UTC]
Blake: He's a fatty too.
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 12:33:26 +0000 UTC]
Connor: wha? What do you mean 'too'?
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 12:36:39 +0000 UTC]
Blake: You could say he's a bigger pig than me.
*he hogs on some chips as he says it*
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 12:40:33 +0000 UTC]
Connor: um okay? But I still dont get what he has to do with me and you hanging out?
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 12:54:25 +0000 UTC]
Blake: Ye know, I bring up random things all the time hehe.Β
*scarfs down some food*
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 12:56:08 +0000 UTC]
Connor: oh haha, so i guess tell me abit about you? Like we hardly know each other but here we are drinking and eating like best buds haha.
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 13:06:24 +0000 UTC]
Blake: Hehe, well I'm Irish and 21.
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 13:09:35 +0000 UTC]
Connor: heh i guessed that from that logo on your polo. Im 18, English but living in the US
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 13:21:50 +0000 UTC]
Blake: 18? Then how are ye drinking kegs?
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 13:26:17 +0000 UTC]
Connor: oh yeah i forgot about that... 18 is legal in the England. If anyone ask just say im 21 *winks*
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 14:04:42 +0000 UTC]
Blake: Got it bro! *winks*
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 18:38:57 +0000 UTC]
Connor: Besides I've been drinking since I was 16 haha
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 18:49:41 +0000 UTC]
Blake: Nice man!Β
*puts my arm around you*
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 18:52:21 +0000 UTC]
Connor: We should go gym together some time
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 18:54:03 +0000 UTC]
Blake: Yeah bro, my lazy side would probably kick in though.
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 18:57:09 +0000 UTC]
Connor: haha... to be fair last time I hit the gym was January 1st... was my new years resolution but I kinda fucked it up on day 2
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 18:59:25 +0000 UTC]
Blake: Okay man, for some reason, I feel affectionate for you.
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 19:01:27 +0000 UTC]
Connor: Huh? for me? buuUURP
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 19:06:21 +0000 UTC]
Connor: oh damn thanks bro
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 19:08:29 +0000 UTC]
Blake: You're welcome bro
*places hand on your belly*
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 19:10:54 +0000 UTC]
Connor: *your hand sinks into my soft flab*
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 19:15:39 +0000 UTC]
Connor: *my belly rumbles*
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 19:24:53 +0000 UTC]
Blake: *my belly rumbles too*
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 19:26:20 +0000 UTC]
Connor: Damn how are we both still hungry? haha
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 19:33:29 +0000 UTC]
Blake: We're in the fat life now.
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FatBoiWG In reply to BlakeVincent [2019-02-11 19:36:20 +0000 UTC]
Connor: oi I'm not fat *trying to tug my polo shirt over my bulging belly*
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BlakeVincent In reply to FatBoiWG [2019-02-11 19:37:29 +0000 UTC]
Blake: Hehe, wanna hit the bar?
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