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So his Lordship came up to me the other day to announce
"There is damp coming into the guest chamber, be a good lackey and find out where it's coming from. We're expecting a guest and you know, first impressions and all that." Ffs.
So I gets up on the bloody ladder and this 'thing' lands on the roof and scares the shit out of me, enough to make a bit of noise.
"Ah she has arrived," says his Unholyness "and she's probably cold too. Be a good lackey and run a bath for her."
Ffs.

Description
So his Lordship came up to me the other day to announce
"There is damp coming into the guest chamber, be a good lackey and find out where it's coming from. We're expecting a guest and you know, first impressions and all that." Ffs.
So I gets up on the bloody ladder and this 'thing' lands on the roof and scares the shit out of me, enough to make a bit of noise.
"Ah she has arrived," says his Unholyness "and she's probably cold too. Be a good lackey and run a bath for her."
Ffs.