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Either that or some prostitute stabbed me in the crotch and ran away with my clothes and money. Bitch.Related content
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*Sees quite a bit of birthmarks on upper-torso, arms and face* Damn, someone must've gunned me down good.
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but... mine is on the wrist. ._. HOW THE HELL DID I DIE FROM THAT?!?!
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A lot of blood loss
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My friend took a bullet to the face, another who got severely burnt in a fire, a third who lost an arm at the shoulder, yet I don't have any birth marks.
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O.o i have a birth mark on my hip and my leg... i have a feeling it had something to do with a wood chipper
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Apparently I was cannon fodder in a past life(s) because I got birthmarks all over my arms.
I also got a birthmark on the knuckle of my right thumb. Explain that one to me
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A cut that got seriously infected?
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Well, that works better than getting it cut off and dying of shock. so, works for me! kinda...
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i got a birthmark on the side of my dingaling that looks like fire......
was i sucked by a half of a lava creature in my past life? lol
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I must've been shot in the foot in my past life.
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For some reason, my brain went birthmarks = moles = HOW MANY TIMES WAS I KILLED?!! D: lolfail.
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Hahaha! That's so funny! Especially your comments XDDD
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Your artist comment reminds me of something I herd a doctor say on 8 out of 10 cats
they asked him what was the longest a man waited until he went to a doctor over something, here is his tale
this man went to Taiwan and got so drunk that when he hired a prostiute he couldnt get it up, so refused to pay her hten fell asleep. for the next two months this man felt a horrible pain in his crotch and was peeing blood, when he finally went to the doctors it turned out the prostiute was so mad about not being paid she inserted 12 needles in through the hole in his penis into his bladder.
i can only hope your past life didnt end like that
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Crap, I have one at the top of my neck...
-_- Headshot...
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Wait, then what does a giant birthmark in the back of the right leg mean? I was training on the top of some ancient Chinese mountain and fell down the cliff and got some bamboo skewering my right leg as I bled to death?
A hero KIA'ed before the battle I suppose.
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The only birthmarks I know of having are dark shadows under my eyes...
Perhaps I was poisoned? XD
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Thats lack of sleep not a birth mark
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oh wow so i died with a wound at the base of my lift middle finger >.>
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couldda been a insect sting P:
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now that would be a lame way to go lol
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but normaly rather painfull
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Guess I was fucked to death :I
no wonder I'm mysteriously afraid of sex. hmm. mystery solved! XD
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My birth mark is right on my thigh, almost the butt!
Oh my, I was shot in astronaut by my past sister. She did say she would get revenge for when I put sugar in her bed and it swarmed over with ants.
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If this was true, That must mean that in this life I have TWO selves, one being me me with the weird Chocolate-smudge birthmark right next to my mouth, the other me being asian-me Bianca who has a birthmark same exact place, same exact shape. IN EXACTNESS. But I'd like to think we can keep our conspiracy theories >
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Wait, I don't think I have a birth mark... what does that mean?
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YOU HAVE NEVER DIED!!!
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Ah... Well, that's a tad awkward...
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NO! it means your just awesome
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And I got, er, stabbed in the inner left lower leg then >.> Or something.
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For me...an arrow to the shoulder? Or something to that effect. My sis must've had fire to her face because she has a speckly birthmark on the side of her face.
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The only birthmark I have is a tiny one on my leg. How did that kill me. 0_o
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I must have been stabbed in my upper thigh then .3.
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That must mean someone stabbed me with a straw or a pencil through the hand!
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I must've commit suicide because mine is in my ear...
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how do you die from being stabbed in the knee? Or maybe it was like a super poisonous bug that bit my knee. Hah I'm gonna tell this to all my friends!
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...So I guess i was burned around my upper leg?
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If this is true, I was stabbed in the back. =/
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Or you fell off a cliff and landed right on your nuggets on some spike or something.
Or you were a imprisoned once and died from over-masturbation due to isolation.
Or a bull came running at you and the horns stabbed your dongs.
Or a weird disease.
Take your pick?
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And I love you, random citizen!
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I was born with a funnel chest...
...DOES THAT MEAN I WAS AN AZTEC SACRIFICIAL VICTIM?!!
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