Comments: 56
william023 [2017-02-16 19:15:45 +0000 UTC]
I wonder what causes his pain? Acidic blood? Bladder stones? Too many cautionary nerves?
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Lewdicous In reply to william023 [2017-05-26 10:14:34 +0000 UTC]
Not able to take 2 runs of his golf.
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DigiWopp [2016-09-12 02:24:49 +0000 UTC]
That chin tho.
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DeadCobra [2015-10-21 11:04:43 +0000 UTC]
Very great
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Coleslayer [2015-10-21 03:13:07 +0000 UTC]
ooohhh yeah! Can dooo!
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theguyintheworks In reply to Coleslayer [2016-08-28 15:12:31 +0000 UTC]
Well I'm only here cuz he roped me into this, look at me!
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Coleslayer In reply to theguyintheworks [2016-08-30 23:00:44 +0000 UTC]
It has become clear, look at me, that if we concentrate all our efforts on Jerry's follow through, we will solve this problem. I'm Mr. Meeseeks look at me!
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theguyintheworks In reply to Coleslayer [2016-08-30 23:06:34 +0000 UTC]
Im Mr meeseeks and I say chocking up is the only solution!
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Coleslayer In reply to theguyintheworks [2016-08-30 23:36:46 +0000 UTC]
Look at me I'm Mr. Meeseeks. I've been trying to help Jerry for two days, an eternity in Meeseeks time and nothings worked! I feel the worst!
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theguyintheworks In reply to Coleslayer [2016-08-30 23:47:15 +0000 UTC]
You're failures on your own, old man. I'm mr meeseek's, look at me, and I say follow through!! Who's with me?!
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Coleslayer In reply to theguyintheworks [2016-08-31 01:43:01 +0000 UTC]
(Pushes Button) I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!
KILL HIM!!!!!
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theguyintheworks In reply to Coleslayer [2016-08-31 03:57:45 +0000 UTC]
everybody stop!!! Look at me! -they all turn to Mr meeseeks- we cannot accomplish this by shedding meeseeks blood. We can't die until the job is done.
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Coleslayer In reply to theguyintheworks [2016-09-01 03:17:53 +0000 UTC]
The job can't be done! We'll never get two strokes off his game!
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theguyintheworks In reply to Coleslayer [2016-09-02 00:39:33 +0000 UTC]
No we won't. But we will get ALL strokes off this game.
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Coleslayer In reply to theguyintheworks [2016-09-02 03:40:11 +0000 UTC]
Where's he going with this? (muttering amongst themselves)
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theguyintheworks In reply to Coleslayer [2016-09-03 22:20:10 +0000 UTC]
Come on, let me out guys, I'll doo whatever you tell me to do!
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theguyintheworks In reply to Coleslayer [2016-09-04 15:13:58 +0000 UTC]
we are created to so a task, and we will go to any lengths to fulfill it. Existence is pain to a meeseeks, an we will do ANYTHING to eliminate that pain!
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Coleslayer In reply to theguyintheworks [2016-09-06 23:22:45 +0000 UTC]
Innocent people are going to die because of me. Why am I so mediocre?
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theguyintheworks In reply to Coleslayer [2016-09-07 01:28:26 +0000 UTC]
Jerry turn around! straighten your back, bend your knees, BEND them. Open your shoulders, take a deep breath.
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Coleslayer In reply to theguyintheworks [2016-09-07 02:38:55 +0000 UTC]
1,2,-
(Jerry comes out, dramatic music, hits the tomato through the air with his make shift golf club. Lands in the pot on the stove)
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I'D SAY THAT'S A LOWER HANDICAP STROKE!!!! (Meeseeks start cheering and disappearing)
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theguyintheworks In reply to Coleslayer [2016-09-07 20:27:28 +0000 UTC]
Wait, you forgot! -holds knife to her throat again-
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Coleslayer In reply to theguyintheworks [2016-09-07 23:24:27 +0000 UTC]
I'm a bit of a stickler Meeseeks, How's your short game?
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Coleslayer In reply to theguyintheworks [2016-09-09 23:00:32 +0000 UTC]
(knocks onion into cup) OOOHHHH NICE! (Mr. Meeseeks, Disappears)
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