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NeppedCadia [2018-10-30 00:47:29 +0000 UTC]
Fighting Sisters of Battle rule 4: If their equipment starts glowing, run, if you can't, turn your weapon on yourself as that's going to be a more pleasant experience by a large margin.
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kingstarNoah [2017-10-13 06:24:51 +0000 UTC]
Slaanesh warrior... yup she about to get some good old fashioned rape
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DatTemplar [2017-06-26 17:35:07 +0000 UTC]
Chaos Marine: foolish girl, you stand no chance against the inevitable. Accept either Chaos in life or death, you're choice. *chuckles*
Female Inquistor: *grabs rossette* You will not be so smug, when He comes for you!
Chaos Marine: Enlighten me~. WHO WOULD CHALLENGE THE TRUE POWER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!
*guy in background gets pwned*
CM: wait, ..............................oh no......................... SLY MARBO?!
Marbo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(the unexpected: the GREATEST weapon of the Inquistion. Not everything is just Exterminatus this and that you know)
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BornOnTheNinth In reply to DatTemplar [2017-07-09 21:22:44 +0000 UTC]
"Not everything is just Exterminatus this and that you know"
Inquisitor Headsmash disagrees.Β
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BornOnTheNinth [2017-06-24 16:41:47 +0000 UTC]
People are saying that the situation's hopeless but I wouldn't be so sure. That thing she's reaching for? It's an Inquisitorial Rosette. That means she's an Inquisitor, which by extension means a Black Ship is nearby. She can use the Rosette to call in an Exterminatus on the world to send all these traitors screaming back to the warp.Β
"The Emperor Protects."
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Hammerhead333 [2015-07-23 13:50:25 +0000 UTC]
Those which believes at the last moments in the only true God will sit after their death on his side.
This warrior becomes forever lives.
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SFaccountant [2015-03-06 21:53:53 +0000 UTC]
Sorry, lass. That big fellow is Initiative 5, minimum.
You lose.
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CMVreud In reply to SFaccountant [2017-08-14 20:02:12 +0000 UTC]
DM: Roll for Initiative
SlaaneshiMarinePlayer: But Ijust rolled f-
DM: Just roll it.
S-M-P: *rolls* 3
DM: Okay, I need your Int and Wis...
S-M-P: Eleven and ten...?
DM: Okay roll for observe.
S-M-P: What the-
DM: Roll it!
S-M-P: *crit 1* Shit!
DM: Okaaa~y, let's see...Β Β page 267...
S-M-P:... what-
DM: Okay, roll for reflex...
S-M-P: *rolls* Ha! Fifteen!
DM: Okay, that's... I need my calculator for that...
S-M-P: *begins to sweat profusely*
other players: *wtf is going on?*
DM: O~kayyy~, story time, because whatever you do won't change the outcome
S-M-P: What?
DM: As you look down on that defeted female Inquisitor squrming in the mud, trying to reach her Icon you come to be aware of a giant shadow appearing above you. What do you do?
S-M-P: I-Β activate my jump-pack and go full throttle away from her and the shadow?
DM: You need five deciseconds to activate your battle-drugs and five to move your body, two milliseconds to notice that you are still in the shadow, one millisecond is spend by the distraction of your coms cracking, your fellow Astartes wanting to tell you something, the rest of the three seconds are spend being crushed into the dirt of the planet by one foot of 410 tonnes of Warhound that step from the lone, the battle surviving, shrub.
S-M-P: Bullshit!
DM: No shit! Do you remember the one Boon granted at the start of the campaign? The one you used to immediately to get a hot shot at going Chaos?
S-M-P: Yes?
DM: She used hers for a "Divine Intervention"...Β Β And used it half way through you batting her around like Rocky a slab of meat.
DM: Oh, btw, time for the ritual *grins*
S-M-P: Do I need to?
all other players: Yes!
S-M-P: And as Telemachus was grinded in the dirt, the combat drugs maximising his awarenes and producing Adrenaline like crazy, slowing the time to nearly a stillstand, he thought to himself: Where did that Titan come from? You need to be some sort of tactical genius to---
all: CREEEEEEEED!!!!
Β
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Regulus-Gades In reply to SFaccountant [2016-11-24 03:44:36 +0000 UTC]
I bet he wouldn't count on....Mass Astartes drop pod assault!!!
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NuminousNocturne [2014-05-15 16:05:22 +0000 UTC]
Wonderful. This encapsulates the fatalistic tendencies of the Warhammer 40K universe in addition to the human aspects of desperation, faith, and conviction. Well done, sir. Well done indeed.
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sickoleman [2014-04-13 07:50:51 +0000 UTC]
not a good end, but unfortunately all too common
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SirRinge In reply to sickoleman [2014-06-10 06:48:48 +0000 UTC]
With Ward in office anyway -.-"
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Silurus [2014-04-03 02:06:05 +0000 UTC]
better to die than be alive to find out what a Slaanesh worshipper will do to youΒ
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someone1fy In reply to Silurus [2014-11-14 05:00:14 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, that's truly hopeless situation.
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TerrylovesBoobs [2014-03-18 18:43:23 +0000 UTC]
Don't you mean her? *looks confused and hides tentacle*
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Yossepha [2014-03-14 20:45:54 +0000 UTC]
Emperor god Β protect her!
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Marcusdarkstar [2014-03-11 09:52:11 +0000 UTC]
Fighting versus Adepta Sororitas rule number 1: If any item of her equipment start to shine... Run!!!
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Dwayne3feldo In reply to Marcusdarkstar [2014-03-11 20:34:18 +0000 UTC]
Rule number 2: If you can't run, here's another procedure: step 1- load your gun / grab your sword
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β step 2- kill yourself
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SirRinge In reply to Dwayne3feldo [2014-06-10 06:49:42 +0000 UTC]
Saves yourself the eternal burning sensation you'll be feeling for the next little while. Then again, you might feel very holy while it's burning...
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Arteaus [2014-03-10 04:19:38 +0000 UTC]
I'm betting Living Saint Ascendancy imminent.
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NachoMon [2014-03-10 01:44:02 +0000 UTC]
So dramatic!
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Horacus [2014-03-09 21:15:17 +0000 UTC]
Slowly but surely, the false emperor's domain is crumbling. Β‘For the truth! Β‘All Praises!
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thatguywithglasses91 [2014-03-08 10:44:19 +0000 UTC]
In the name of the Sister the Emperor forgot
and the false prophet who claimed her
I will have her revenge -clicks bolter-
along with the 3000 men and women of the XIII Crimson Knight Imp Guard Regiment
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Dwayne3feldo In reply to SpectorKnight [2014-03-08 06:13:37 +0000 UTC]
Thanks, it's quite hard in the early concept to balance the perspective of both sides, and this is what come up in my head in the end.
And I believe that the Emperor will always protect us.
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Ahrimatt [2014-03-07 21:26:17 +0000 UTC]
'Don't be shy now. We have so much more use for you, little one.'
Amazing work!
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Amalgam-Images [2014-03-07 20:47:04 +0000 UTC]
this is why you save that last bolter round for yourself...
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MiesterZef In reply to Amalgam-Images [2014-07-20 18:26:39 +0000 UTC]
Heh...That last round wont save anyone from chaos, if chaos REALLY wants you.
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Talancir [2014-03-07 18:34:15 +0000 UTC]
The Emperor knows her name!
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Dwayne3feldo In reply to Talancir [2014-03-07 19:14:29 +0000 UTC]
And whole mankind knows His!
For the Emperor!!!
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barcod [2014-03-07 18:19:43 +0000 UTC]
bad enough she's in that state, even worse that it's a slaneshi warrior behind her ;_;
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Dwayne3feldo In reply to barcod [2014-03-07 18:24:27 +0000 UTC]
Worse, there's still another one behind him... T-T
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barcod In reply to Dwayne3feldo [2014-03-07 20:30:18 +0000 UTC]
not gonna end well for her :T
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Lianthanis In reply to barcod [2014-03-07 22:24:18 +0000 UTC]
But the Emperor still might save her, who knows?
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barcod In reply to Lianthanis [2014-03-07 23:02:10 +0000 UTC]
maybe
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barcod In reply to Dwayne3feldo [2014-03-08 13:14:46 +0000 UTC]
all we can do is pray
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Dwayne3feldo In reply to Warfost [2014-03-07 18:23:02 +0000 UTC]
Thanks man
The false emperor is still sitting on his throne though..Β
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