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a series of random events

                                                                 part 1

     I was in my garden picking dandelions when a bunny rabbit hopped up to me.  I said, "Hello, little bunny rabbit.  Would you like a dandelion?  Take as many as you like, just leave some for me.  Take some for your daughter, your mother, your wife, and brother, just make sure to leave some for me. . . ."
     Wait, wait, wait.  I've got it all wrong.  It all started when someone randomly blurted out, "A series of random events!"
     Then suddenly a blue bunny came up to me and said, "I only intended for a little boy to see me, not to become a company.  I don't make ice cream!  I make eggs for Easter!  I'm the Easter Bunny!  Not 'best quality since 1913'!  Father time once said to me, 'You got 2 months, 2 days, 2 hours, and 2 seconds to live.  Now use it to. . .to . . to. . . hang on.  I have to go to the bathroom.'  But now my 2 months, 2 days, 2 hours, and 2 seconds are up.  And my mom was right.  Don't look into windows to see if a company will name itself after you, because they will."
     And after that absolutely nothing happened.  No bees buzzed, no birds flew, so I went inside to watch T.V.  But why did time stop?  Because when Father Time said "2 months, 2 days, 2 hours, and 2 seconds," he was saying his own death instead of the rabbit's.
     But when I went inside with the rabbit, the T.V. didn't work.  (Well, duh!  Time was dead.)  So, we went to the kitchen table and just sat there and stared at each other.  Then I went to the phone and saw a big red button.  I pressed it.  Then a hologram came up.  It was Father Time.  He said, "Sorry about that.  I accidentally miscalculated when my death was going to be.  To restart time and have me born again, turn on your stove."
     So, I went and turned it on, then the house blew up.
     Then through the rest of what was left of the phone, Father Time said, "But first remove the C4 implanted inside."  Then the hologram disappeared.

Description
a series of random events

                                                                 part 1

     I was in my garden picking dandelions when a bunny rabbit hopped up to me.  I said, "Hello, little bunny rabbit.  Would you like a dandelion?  Take as many as you like, just leave some for me.  Take some for your daughter, your mother, your wife, and brother, just make sure to leave some for me. . . ."
     Wait, wait, wait.  I've got it all wrong.  It all started when someone randomly blurted out, "A series of random events!"
     Then suddenly a blue bunny came up to me and said, "I only intended for a little boy to see me, not to become a company.  I don't make ice cream!  I make eggs for Easter!  I'm the Easter Bunny!  Not 'best quality since 1913'!  Father time once said to me, 'You got 2 months, 2 days, 2 hours, and 2 seconds to live.  Now use it to. . .to . . to. . . hang on.  I have to go to the bathroom.'  But now my 2 months, 2 days, 2 hours, and 2 seconds are up.  And my mom was right.  Don't look into windows to see if a company will name itself after you, because they will."
     And after that absolutely nothing happened.  No bees buzzed, no birds flew, so I went inside to watch T.V.  But why did time stop?  Because when Father Time said "2 months, 2 days, 2 hours, and 2 seconds," he was saying his own death instead of the rabbit's.
     But when I went inside with the rabbit, the T.V. didn't work.  (Well, duh!  Time was dead.)  So, we went to the kitchen table and just sat there and stared at each other.  Then I went to the phone and saw a big red button.  I pressed it.  Then a hologram came up.  It was Father Time.  He said, "Sorry about that.  I accidentally miscalculated when my death was going to be.  To restart time and have me born again, turn on your stove."
     So, I went and turned it on, then the house blew up.
     Then through the rest of what was left of the phone, Father Time said, "But first remove the C4 implanted inside."  Then the hologram disappeared.