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1 of 2 first place Prizes for *jonny-doom , you're pretty good at coming first place man xD anyway, here's Ernest, the 'Shiny' Charizard.

Born under a rock, and raised to kill, Ernie lived to satisfy all of his bodily desires. Food, blood, women, and anything that made him feel good. He took what he wanted and gave nothing back.

One day, he came across a battlefield where United city soldiers were attempting to fend off a rogue Charizard.

He and the Charizard locked eyes from a hundred yards, and the clash of their gazes created a shock wave that knocked the shit out of every soldier. Literally.

The epic battle that ensued tore across the country for five days, creating two deserts, three volcanoes, and getting two women pregnant.

On the dawn of the sixth day, the battle ended when the charizard attempted to seismic toss ([link] 2:30-3:00) Ernest into a mountain. Before it could, he ripped off its wings and sent them both careening into a nearby lake.

When the steam cleared at the bottom of the recently evaporated lake , surviving soldiers saw a sight that made them re-shit their pants.

Ernest had skinned the Charizard, made a belt, a jacket, a Table, a chair and was eating Charizard Steak off of Charizard bone plates.

Reports of this endeavor reached every corner of the map, earning him his own nation of followers. Which he sold for a cigarette.

Nowadays, he can be found playing golf in thunderstorms with Steelix clubs and Golem balls, Surfing arctic waters on the back of a Walrein, skeet shooting Togepi, making kentukey fried Articuno, and swimming lava flows through the center of the earth to avoid the long lines at the airport.

It's this very tale that got him the title of the Black Paladin from the Lava Kingdom's King and Queen.

Name: Ernest
Male Charizard
Age: 42
Nature: Rash
Ability: Blaze
Moveset: Dragon Rush, Steel Wing, Overheat, Smoke Screen

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1 of 2 first place Prizes for *jonny-doom , you're pretty good at coming first place man xD anyway, here's Ernest, the 'Shiny' Charizard.

Born under a rock, and raised to kill, Ernie lived to satisfy all of his bodily desires. Food, blood, women, and anything that made him feel good. He took what he wanted and gave nothing back.

One day, he came across a battlefield where United city soldiers were attempting to fend off a rogue Charizard.

He and the Charizard locked eyes from a hundred yards, and the clash of their gazes created a shock wave that knocked the shit out of every soldier. Literally.

The epic battle that ensued tore across the country for five days, creating two deserts, three volcanoes, and getting two women pregnant.

On the dawn of the sixth day, the battle ended when the charizard attempted to seismic toss ([link] 2:30-3:00) Ernest into a mountain. Before it could, he ripped off its wings and sent them both careening into a nearby lake.

When the steam cleared at the bottom of the recently evaporated lake , surviving soldiers saw a sight that made them re-shit their pants.

Ernest had skinned the Charizard, made a belt, a jacket, a Table, a chair and was eating Charizard Steak off of Charizard bone plates.

Reports of this endeavor reached every corner of the map, earning him his own nation of followers. Which he sold for a cigarette.

Nowadays, he can be found playing golf in thunderstorms with Steelix clubs and Golem balls, Surfing arctic waters on the back of a Walrein, skeet shooting Togepi, making kentukey fried Articuno, and swimming lava flows through the center of the earth to avoid the long lines at the airport.

It's this very tale that got him the title of the Black Paladin from the Lava Kingdom's King and Queen.

Name: Ernest
Male Charizard
Age: 42
Nature: Rash
Ability: Blaze
Moveset: Dragon Rush, Steel Wing, Overheat, Smoke Screen