HOME | DD
DrCrafty β Pokepeople - Blissey
Published: 2010-07-07 12:42:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 7461; Favourites: 67; Downloads: 57
Redirect to original
Description
"Will the treatment hurt? Well, let me put it this way. You'll never want to get hurt outside this hospital again when I'm through with you..."-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Meet the head nurse of the United City Hospital, Matron Moira
Ooooooh Matron...
Moira is anything but a gentle healer. She sooner pound you in the skull for being a crybaby than make sure your pillow's fluffed. She doesn't take anyone's crap and makes her presence simply via a stern stare. It is her obligation to make sure everyone gets better, but she doesn't have to be soft about it. Hey it's not easy running a hospital you know. Speaking of which, she'll rarely step out of it unless it's defend it from an attack where she shows herself to be a tremendous powerhouse of a fighter, pounding enemies into submission
Name: Moira
Female Blissey
Age: 53
Nature: Hardy
Ability: Serene Grace
Attacks: Softboiled, egg bomb, Pound, Light screen
Related content
Comments: 54
Kind of gives the phrase "a bad egg" a new meaning...
π: 0 β©: 1
I've recently watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. She's just begging for something like that to happen to her.
π: 0 β©: 1
Basically, Jack Nicholson gets submitted into a mental institution run by a bitchy nurse, and he puts her in her place at the expense of getting a lobotomy.
π: 0 β©: 0
I fear for her egg when she gets into battle mode
π: 0 β©: 1
AHH...why can I imagine her as a Big Daddy?
π: 0 β©: 1
Moira: All I can say about this next procedure, is that it will be...
EXCRUCIATING!!!
π: 0 β©: 0
It's probably her size FFF Only she's a trick and has no Little Sister D8
π: 0 β©: 0
Damn it I had the best comment idea, but I can't do it because there is no Kureha plz.
π: 0 β©: 1
I wonder if she ever worked at any asylums.
DISCO DANCE! DISCO DANCE! DISCO DANCE!
π: 0 β©: 1
She heard that Curtis!
π: 0 β©: 1
You've been a bad boy, Curtis!
π: 0 β©: 0
Ha, I like her! She's willing to do what it takes to get you better, even if it means rebreaking your bones.
π: 0 β©: 1
xD that's a good way to put it
π: 0 β©: 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SHE'S PERFECT
AHAHA
GREAT JOB
π: 0 β©: 1
π: 0 β©: 0
I kind of accepted a human Blissey to look more...Blissful.
π: 0 β©: 1
expected the unexpected mah boi
π: 0 β©: 0
-Head Nurse! Head Nurse! The patient from 6C, weβre losing him!
βWhat?! Of all the times he could do that, he had to choose now, an hour before my shift ends?! That lousy, good-for-nothing punk!β
Moira stormed into room 6C and looked at the pale young man laying on the bed. His chest was exposed, while a young nurse was trying to defibrillate him, with no success.
βStand aside kid, this lazy bum needs a good kick start!β
Moira slowly approached the bed while rubbing her right fist. She yelled: βWake up call!β as she punched the man on a spot slightly to the left of his heart. This unconventional method somehow forced the patientβs heart to beat again as he was struggling to catch his breath.
βAnother goddamn job well done!β she said and returned to her magazines.
π: 0 β©: 1
Punches, they cure anything
π: 0 β©: 0
Is she based of Dr. Kuriha from one piece
π: 0 β©: 1
Not quite. she's based off the matron from the classic carry on movies
π: 0 β©: 1
Oh sorry never heard of that
π: 0 β©: 1
be educated my friend
[link]
π: 0 β©: 1
...Well that mad my day
π: 0 β©: 1
ar there dozens upon dozens of these movies
π: 0 β©: 1
I know I saw links to them
π: 0 β©: 0
one of the beloved pokemon from m ildhood has been turned into the nurse from 3 njas kack... aesome.... yet creepy.
π: 0 β©: 2
xD be afraid, be very afraid
π: 0 β©: 1
oh believe me I'm past that now.
π: 0 β©: 0
*my
childhood
ninjas
awesome
I hate my keyboard.
π: 0 β©: 0
Lol, there is just something about her that makes Serene Grace seem not so graceful with her. Though I wonder how she evolved. As Blissey evolve from Chansey with happiness, and she doesn't seem like the kind to be happy... ever. Just one of the many mysteries of the world, right?
π: 0 β©: 1
oh yes, it's totally not because I didn't take any of that into account when I made her
π: 0 β©: 1
And if you didn't take that into account I'm sure you would have made that into an interesting story.
π: 0 β©: 0
0__0 umm....is she relatated to that fat Queen from Transmission Awesome's Let's Play of Robin Hood: conquest of Adam Bell...ugh I mean Longbow? (I hope Paw doesn't kill me for that 
Also the name Moira sounds familar. Was that the name of Peter Pan's wife from Hook?
π: 0 β©: 1
oh thank Primus for that ^_^
π: 0 β©: 0
Would her last name happen to be Ratchet? Wow, I feel old just for making that joke...
π: 0 β©: 2
YES. Cuckoo's Nest reference!
π: 0 β©: 0
And I feel young not knowing it : D
π: 0 β©: 2
One Flew over the Cuckoos nest. Not a bad film. I'd recommend it.
π: 0 β©: 0
| Next =>