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Pemberley Park: Event V - Christmas Fair

Jesus, take the wheel~

Featuring:
Rider's Name: Tyler Raymore
Rider's Age: 19
Horse's Name: Risky Business
Horse's Gender: Mare
Horse's Age: 16
Class: Showjumping - "Pemberley Yuletide Cup" (CSI4*)
Previous Experience: [x]
Placed: Second!? (good job Ty <3) + $35 040 

a pony for his pains <3
Pemberley Park: Results Event V 1/10 - 31/12 2019
Scored himself the High Point Junior (19 & Under) as well! Good lad!
Pemberley Park YEA 2019 - RESULTS


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     Tis the season to be jolly!
     Tyler Raymore, just the jolly joy candidate to come dashing through the snow for a one-horse open show! Over the field, they go. Lots of speed and little whoa. Making spirits bright, as the pair took off in flight!
     As if Ty was applying for the role of a reindeer, he launched into the air, eyes filled with fear. He didn't have to glance down to realize his jingle bells were about to ring. Santa's sack came plummeting back down and try as he might, no amount of magic was going to fix that chimney tonight.
     Visions of sugar plum fairies danced his head, while children covered their ears from what he said. As the audience had a chatter about what was the matter, onward Ty sped.
     Tis the season to be jolly even through one's embarrassing folly.

     Coming out of the arena was more of a hobble for Ty but, he had miraculously stayed on. Certainly, not a prime ride but at least Risky stayed on all four feet this time! And they said he'd need caulks on her shoes. Psht! Ty was rather proud of surviving his flight! Like a badge of honor! And he was proud of a familiar face; Chris Burton ! He saw him riding his old horse  again! Dave  had been trying to get those two back together for years! He wanted to go poke his nose in and see how he felt! They did well!
     He stopped short, hearing a hushed conversation. Chris had said something sarcastic about being some kind of role model, that he couldn't mess up or something. It was hard to hear. But hearing Dave's cold response to follow made Ty's eyebrows jump with surprise. Chris? A disappointment? Wow. What parent said that to their kid's face?
     He peeked around after it had gone silent. He saw Dave walking off and slowly approached Chris. “Hey, Chris, you okay?” Ty put a hand on Chris's shoulder. He was all hunched over near his horses' stalls. Ty must have overheard correctly if Chris looked upset. His dad really came down on him hard.
     Chris sniffed, shrugging his shoulder, quickly recovering himself especially around an idiot like Ty Raymore. He pulled his coat tighter, “Yea, just a cold.”
     Ty’s friendly grin went lopsided. A cold? Such a tough guy cover-up for red, watery eyes and sniffles. A quick glance down the aisle as Dave exited the barn, “Dude, you sure? Your dad sounded a bit uh…"
     Ty knew the Burtons from when he was a young rider. They were good people as far as he could tell. He thought picking a rivalry with Dave would be fun, knowing his previous jumping streak before he got all uptight and stodgy about it. But that meant sitting through many speeches about how magnificent and wonderful his children were. Dad talk. And he did notice Dave talk less and less about Chris these days. That was the first time he had heard Dave ever say anything so...brutal. Something about being a disappointment? It made him wonder what was really going on behind the scenes.
     Ty forced a smile, trying to lighten the mood, "Well, I think you did great in both your classes! I'm not disappointed in my lil' bro!" Ty glommed onto Chris, pestering him with a goofy hug, ruffling his hair. "What a strong boy! You want some chicken noodle soup to cure you right up?! All that ails you, no matter what that mean old cranky fart said!"
     Chris slipped out of Ty's clutches, shivering from the discomfort. "Ty, don't make me finish what your horse started."
     Ty crumpled, holding a hand on the very tender inner thigh from his crash landing into an unforgiving saddle. "She didn't mean it…" he wheezed.
     Chris chuckled, "That's because she's hardly fit to finish her job. I'll get it done right the first time," he laughed which turned into a few more coughs.
     "Heeey, she's awesome," Ty defended his poor horse. Sure, she wasn't as pretty as the others but she could jump just as well as them! Most days! As Chris started grabbing up his tack to put away, Ty prodded for more, "Hey, so what finally got you back on your old horse? Been a while, hasn't it?"
     The corner of Chris's smirk twitched. He had a whole closet full of emotions over it where he kept the rest of the skeletons. He chose carefully which one to pull out to wear. He shrugged a little, "Thought it'd be fun."
     Ty smiled, feeling happy for Chris. The kid came off as uptight most of the times but, Ty knew there had to be some little ray of sunshine in there! At least, according to his dad… "Aaaand? Was it?"
     Chris stopped short, almost turning a glare to Ty but simmered to his signature uncaring stare. "Not in the slightest," he said flatly.
     Ty's shoulders slumped, watching Chris carry his things off. He looked back in the direction Dave had gone and then at Chris again. Why was it that Ty felt like he was standing in some kind of cold canyon? He shivered and rubbed his arms. Maybe he was catching that "cold" from Chris...


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Previous: Stupid Is As Stupid Does  || Next: Two Sides to the Coin


Let me take you on a journey of wtf this thing is and why it exists xD

So. I was working on "real" entries. But had a funny thought cross my mind while browsing some rather unfortunate jumping. And thought of the "No Nut November" challenge immediately xD (in a completely different sense to what it really means but stick with me, okay xD) 
So that meant...I had to get this done...in November or its just not as funny! So that meant shoving my other entries to the side for a hot minute while I scribbled this thing to life.
I originally wasn't even going to shade it and hardly put a background on it (which I mean...it hardly is at this point too lmao). But then I found a fun brush in my pile. And away I went~ Brushing away~ I never changed it from that brush and just had some fun for my little idea~ I wanted it to have a "postcard" vibe <3 

And then I realized I could use it for my dramas I'm brewing at the Pemberley show~ 
BUT, how I have them typed for each entry was totally out of order! And then adding another one meant...yes...

MEANS I HAVE TO TELL THIS STORY FROM THE END TO THE BEGINNING. 

So there's gonna be things that allude to something that happened already that we don't know about yet~ There's gonna be little tidbits in there to spark an idea~ There's gonna be mystery that will all be resolved when the final entry goes up! So hang on to your britches! And helmets! And sit deep! We're going for a ride~ 

ALSO Annacaza made the dopest meme of Ty's face. The combo of Discord motes is 10/10 accurate
 appreciate it's beauty.


Ty/Risky/Chris/Dave/Art © Drasayer
No specific refs used.


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Comments: 44

Bnspyrd [2022-12-23 12:15:03 +0000 UTC]

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Drasayer In reply to Bnspyrd [2022-12-23 19:54:31 +0000 UTC]

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Helsinge [2020-09-12 18:54:58 +0000 UTC]

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Drasayer In reply to Helsinge [2020-09-19 22:00:11 +0000 UTC]

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cyprussian [2020-02-23 12:41:03 +0000 UTC]

Late to the party but this is hilarious

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Drasayer In reply to cyprussian [2020-02-24 02:56:24 +0000 UTC]

Bwuahahaa xD The party that never stops~ Thank you lol xD

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Angellsview [2020-01-01 07:41:46 +0000 UTC]

LOL poor tyler ;-; All your entries were amazing! I hope you guys place well <3 I think Ty is one of my fav characters of urs <3

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Drasayer In reply to Angellsview [2020-01-01 20:19:53 +0000 UTC]

omg thank you so much xDD I'm glad I could dust the poor boy off and get him some art lol Maybe he'll get to pop up a little more! <3 

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Angellsview In reply to Drasayer [2020-01-02 17:17:50 +0000 UTC]

Id love that :3

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Murasaki99 [2019-11-26 04:10:45 +0000 UTC]

Yow!  Air time and then some!  And neither horse nor rider look the least bit comfortable.     But the sentiment is a great one! 

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Drasayer In reply to Murasaki99 [2019-11-26 04:25:18 +0000 UTC]

Somebody forgot to check their flight preparations xD Poor lad and poor pony. They tried.

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Murasaki99 In reply to Drasayer [2019-11-26 04:42:01 +0000 UTC]

Ty's horse is honest and willing, can't ask for more than that from the horse.   Love how Risky is hiking her hind feet up just enough to clear the rail, good girl!   The rider on the other hand, heh.  Live and learn.  "Any landing you can walk away from is a good one."  


My old pinto mare was not a high jumper, but she was wonderful for the young people learning to jump.  She was good at getting them back in the saddle after a neck-landing. 

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Drasayer In reply to Murasaki99 [2019-11-27 03:48:14 +0000 UTC]

She's a good sport xD She's not the prettiest horse out there but by golly, she'll give it a good try! >:"D OH! There's that live and learn phrase again xD I like the way you think lmao 
Bless your mare <3 What a champ!

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Murasaki99 In reply to Drasayer [2019-11-27 07:13:42 +0000 UTC]

I'll take honest over pretty any day.   

My old girl, I still miss her terribly, she passed away over 10 years ago.


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Drasayer In reply to Murasaki99 [2019-11-27 17:26:59 +0000 UTC]

Oh same!
She looks very lovely indeed <3

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PoisonSoldat [2019-11-22 06:46:00 +0000 UTC]

Woaaah lovely card nonetheless!

But you know how there's 'famous last words', well Ty has a 'famous last face' before crashing down :'')

Risky looks as though she knows hahah

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Drasayer In reply to PoisonSoldat [2019-11-22 15:47:58 +0000 UTC]

LMAO xD You're totally right!! xDD Cue "In the Arms of an Angel"~ to carry this poor lad away lolololol 
They are a hot mess together xD No one else wants to ride Risky, Ty doesn't want to ride anyone but Risky <3 

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PoisonSoldat In reply to Drasayer [2019-11-22 21:33:08 +0000 UTC]

Bahaha comedic timing on point

They totally are, makes them the best ahah <3

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Saoradh [2019-11-19 23:59:14 +0000 UTC]

Oh Ty, what incredible jumping form xD Tristan is sneering so hard 

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Drasayer In reply to Saoradh [2019-11-20 03:21:09 +0000 UTC]

At least the Raymore equestrian line has ended there xD That's the best result from this lmao 
Now...if only we could just...accidentally let his horse loose on a highway... 

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Saoradh In reply to Drasayer [2019-11-20 17:12:28 +0000 UTC]

Aww there's nothing wrong with Risky... technically... maybe...

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Drasayer In reply to Saoradh [2019-11-20 18:16:30 +0000 UTC]

She'll never die xD that's what's wrong with her lmao Moose nose xD

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jbdezoveelste [2019-11-17 14:50:27 +0000 UTC]

Let me just say ... ive been here, there, above, below and ontop. I don't think i'd have to worry abour getting someone knocked up. I doubt my swimmers will be strng enough at this point

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Drasayer In reply to jbdezoveelste [2019-11-17 21:48:58 +0000 UTC]

IT'S RAINING/SNOWING MEN~ HALLELU-...ohno...there goes the human population xD
Bless you and the sacrifices you've made for the sake of ponies (and perhaps a painfully humorous youtube video) <3 

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Mistyhills [2019-11-16 22:16:03 +0000 UTC]

This is legendary, and you still paid so much attention to detail. The squirrels, I want to hug them <333

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Drasayer In reply to Mistyhills [2019-11-17 21:46:02 +0000 UTC]

awhecc thank you!! <3 those squirrels make this so misleading and wholesome <3 until your eyes see the idiot in the sky lmao 

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z0phia [2019-11-16 17:53:56 +0000 UTC]

i hope that man didnt want kids in the future

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Drasayer In reply to z0phia [2019-11-16 19:13:00 +0000 UTC]

Such a young lad with all his future still ahead of him :''D If he wanted them before, he definitely won't now xDDD 

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Toussaud [2019-11-16 14:12:12 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha I love everything about this <33 Fantastic job

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Drasayer In reply to Toussaud [2019-11-16 19:12:22 +0000 UTC]

lmao I'm so glad to spread the "cheer" xDD thank you!

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Toussaud In reply to Drasayer [2019-11-18 14:37:26 +0000 UTC]

it was very entertaining  

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GutCaballo [2019-11-16 14:01:25 +0000 UTC]

aaaaaamazing

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Drasayer In reply to GutCaballo [2019-11-16 19:12:07 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much xD

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onechaoticbard [2019-11-16 11:40:31 +0000 UTC]

Hnggh DRAMA! My heart aches for drama heckyes  
But hm, this chapter of your story made me change my opinion of Ty a little. I'm intrigued how this will turn out in the end with all the missing puzzle pieces  

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Drasayer In reply to onechaoticbard [2019-11-16 19:12:00 +0000 UTC]

I only work in hilarious fails or drama xD Here's both~ 
Ty's a cool kid! Or at least, in my head he is xD In good fashion, as all of my little side characters have, he's wiggling his way into plots xD
I'm hoping the stories will read okay in completely backwards order xDD 

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onechaoticbard In reply to Drasayer [2019-11-16 21:02:30 +0000 UTC]

Pfff you can bet I'll read them from start to finish once they're all out again <3

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Drasayer In reply to onechaoticbard [2019-11-17 06:05:22 +0000 UTC]

You are so fackin' hardcore and I love it <3

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decors [2019-11-16 07:56:47 +0000 UTC]

snickers... Pemberley - the place for drama?
Thank you for entering!

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Drasayer In reply to decors [2019-11-16 18:23:19 +0000 UTC]

Seems like the perfect place for it! XD
Thank you for letting me hatch this mastermind plan at your place! I'm so excited!

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decors In reply to Drasayer [2019-11-16 19:43:22 +0000 UTC]

Im the lucky one! (excited too but you....might already be aware of that fact )

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teexbone [2019-11-16 05:40:31 +0000 UTC]

this is beautiful af

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Drasayer In reply to teexbone [2019-11-16 18:21:38 +0000 UTC]

XD thank you so much! Spreading the holiday season cheer xD

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Vizslan [2019-11-16 05:08:53 +0000 UTC]

I do not have words for this. I think they all fell out of my head while I was laughing at that first section.

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Drasayer In reply to Vizslan [2019-11-16 18:20:40 +0000 UTC]

Lmao xD no words necessary when laughter fills the void! XDD mission accomplished if it shed a little joy <3

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