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DragonlordRynn — Yo Momma
Published: 2011-04-06 17:32:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 1703; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 25
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Requested quite a while ago, Naruto's Tayuya vs Hellsing's Jan Valentine.I wanted to draw them facing off in a Yo Momma Fight, but I can't imagine any Texts they would say.
Jan is a Golden Jackal, Tayuya a Hoatzin and Tayuya's Zombie a Musk Ox.
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EDIT: Thank you for the Yo Mama Lyrics!
Jan: Yo momma's so deaf she thinks your musics good!
Tayuya: Yo momma's so stupid that she needs a ruler in bed to see long she slept.
Jan: Yo momma's so deaf that when you curse her out, she'd think you said nice things.
Crowd: Ouch
Tayuya: Yo momma's so fat that if she goes to an All-You-Can-Eat buffet, she'd eat them out of business and still go back for seconds.
Jan: Yo' momma's so ugly that your zombie f*ck-buddy over there wouldn't touch her!
Crowd: *whince*
Tayuya: Yo momma's so fat her bankai would be cake.
Jan: Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Light sabres are low on calories!
Crowd: *silence*
Jan: You know... low Calories?!
Tayuya: Yo momma's so fat, when she bends over we enter daylight's saving time.
Jan: Yo momma's so fat that people thought her ass was the new grand canyon!
Crowd: *whine*
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Tayuya: "Yo momma's so stupid that she needs a ruler in bed to see long she slept."
Jan: "Yo momma's so deaf that when you curse her out, she'd think you said nice things."
Tayuya: *in japanese*"Yo momma's so fat that if she goes to an All-You-Can-Eat buffet, she'd eat them out of business and still go back for seconds."
Me, Sasuke, Naruto, Dante, Vergil, Bayonetta, Jeanne, and others: "Ohhhhh."
Jan: *after reading translation sign I provided* Mommy.^cries^
Luke: *with brotherly compassion* There there, Jan. It's OK. Bro's right here for you."
Captian, Seras, Integra, Walter, Shro(the cat-boy), Alucard, and Andersen: *thinks* "Wimp."
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Ouch. That hurt
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Had to get that out of my head.
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jan: yo mama so fat that her bankai is cake
tayuya: WHAT!!!
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The match would be to a standstill....both Tayuya and Jan have the most foulest mouths in anime history and they'd be at a going back and forth spitting out foul rhyme after rhyme. But still, it be the most epic rap battle in history!
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I guess the Battle is going to be over as soon both get too tired or they can't think of any anymore
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Yeah you're right. You think you'll quote the Angry Video Game Nerd while they're at it?
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Oh it's just some guy who reviews video games on his internet series. He's known for his constant swearing.
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So no-one important then
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Thanks. I love her Feathers
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Yeah, they are awesome.
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Yo' momma's so ugly that your zombie f*ck-buddy over there wouldn't touch her!
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Jan is such a dumbass that he'd loose to his own brother.
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Haw about yo mommas so deaf she thinks your musics good!
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How rude.
Tayuya to win, she's got demons. They can be her backing vocalists.
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They can grunt a bit.
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