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Published: 2012-03-08 06:35:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 937; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 0
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Very clever of you, John! I must confess that I have now some somehow smart phone - not the famous brand for which the CEO makes a million dollar a day, but nevertheless a phone that can do more than making a phone call. So maybe I have been partially trapped too!
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My real fear of having a "Smart Phone" is that the Phone would turn out to be smarter than me. Think about it. This could be the start of the takeover of the World by Robots!
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Well, that's on the way. Have you heard of that google self driving car?
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Hein?
Quoi??
J'entends plus rien... j'ai telecharge l'appli...
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tu dois avoir du fromage dans l'oreille
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this invention(idea) hope to brings you something consistent 
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Yes, indeed: a bill at the end of each month, and an autistic behavior!
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and we are more happy for this change - ohhh how strange we are
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Yes. Let's step back for a moment.
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Indeed you do XD
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... people won't be able to tell they were not warned!
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I think it's too late for some of them...
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Merci. Ah, j'ai une grande liste de i-Pieges a con, mais il me faut du temps pour les faire.
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I have an IPhone and a cat, doesn't need a star tac
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ne pas le vin, le fromage et la pomme sera la mort de nous tous....
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Actually a little cheese with an apple goes nicely together ...
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Absolutely! Except that in the real world, the apple bites us, and not the opposite.
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What a classic take on the iApp Generation! Kudos to you and double fav (dA doesn't allow that, but in my mind, I even quadrupled that already).
What a shame Carol threw her iPhone on the all when she was fed up with it. If she didn't, I would try to build that trap myself. Her iPhone, your imagination. Should have worked.
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Thanks, Bruno. Oh, I still have in mind to find a place where I could get free broken (i)phones. I am sure I could make plenty of stupid photos with them!
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Clairement, a 300000 iphones vendus PAR JOUR au 4eme trimestre 2011, c'est clairement l'humanite entiere qui est en train de se faire canibaliser!
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moi je pensais au mulot pout le faire marcher
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OΓΉ est la souris ? Prise ou partie indemne ?
Super utilisation du portable !
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Le client se fait attraper a tous les coups!
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Would all this technology be that good if it was literally priceless?
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B-b-but the iPad 38738476, now with the improved technologies such as retina display, femur casing and the new, awesome anal port (that's right folks, you can try and cram anything into it, it will only make your device cringe and everything that comes out is utter sh*t!).
Now for only $999999,99 (white version, with 16GB of unusable memory, since you can only connect to Apple and nothing else). And because we're racist, the black version, which does the exact same thing is now $200 more expensive. Order now!
Oh, and this is the most innovative commercial ever! [link]
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Haha! Excellent comment, Bogdan. And this gentleman's rant feels good!
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My anarchist side got the best of me
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Don't go against your true nature!
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If there was something like a Grammy or an Oscar for commenting on dA, you'd have won, hands down. 
Oh, and not to forget: be quick to have that anal port licenced as your invention, or Apple will crap allover you at some not very distant point in the future. In cold blood, they would claim it was their idea. And that you're trying to rip them off. No Sir, it was your idea, I testify to that, any detrimental claim is therefore declared invalid.
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Why, thank you, good sir!
It's great to see people appreciate sarcasm and humor no matter the form, size or color it comes into.
Also, the anal port technology is quite endangered by Apple and Apple only. Come to think of it, the next time I come up with a very, very bad idea about something that is useless, unpractical, unsafe and utterly wrong (and should be killed with fire) I'll make sure to apply for a post as a Designer/Engineer at Apple. That way, people can enjoy overpriced and over-hyped products even more and maybe I can make a buck or two
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You're clearly on the right track here - and excuse my french: fuck Apple and make a buck or two out of it.
Your very, very bad ideas are very good ideas indeed. That Designer/Engineer job is yours now, as of today! And since I do not own any shares in Apple Inc. : Go wild!
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