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What my sister and I always say about the vampires from Twilight. They're not real vampires because real vampires don't sparkle.End of story.
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I only love real vampires, not Twilight.
When I got in the movie theater, Edward was freaking sparkling in the sunlight. I thought, "What the shit?"
I stormed out and angrily said, "Hey, I want my money back!"
So that's all that happened. I'm never going to watch Twilight Saga. That movie sucks.
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Rules of vampiric manliness.
1. You do not sparkle in the sun, nor do you burn, explode, melt, or suffer any sort of destruction from sunlight.
2. You do not feed on woodland animals as an alternative food source.
3. You do not play with your food. There are vampiric women in your coven that will be happy to oblige you.
4. You fight in every war that presents itself, because the blood will be everywhere and your blood-crazed look will be badass as a result.
5. Prey on women, unless you are in a war. Otherwise that's just sick.
6. You are not allergic to garlic. So eat all the pizza you want because you can still eat normal food. (Fuck you sissy Twilighters who can't digest it!)
7. Be a gentleman. Vampires can be badass and classy at the same time.
8. Seduction makes for an easy meal, which makes Rule #7 necessary.
9. Believe it or not, you are NOT affected by holy objects or silver.
10. You are the ultimate killing machine. Don't take shit from anyone, not even the Van Helsings.
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Yes....the real vampires are in "Abraham lincon:vampire hunter" ruthless blood-sucking monsters are the real ones.
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amen. real vampires DO NOT sparkle! amen. , ,well said!
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Yeah, they don't sparkle, they should glow slightly...lol, I usually give my vampires an eerie glow...actually that's a lot cooler than sparkles...sheesh....with the sparkles I get diamonds and rainbow unicorns in mind...
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and faries. XD
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That too...
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Yeah they do! In the split second before they blow up in smoke, duh! Or if you give them an extreme girly makeover OUO
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uhh I don't like twilight either but they're is no such thing as a "real" vampire. Therfore it's hard to say whether they sparkle or not if they dont even exsist.
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Real vampires are vampires like Dracula and Nosferatu, or even Ann Rice's vampires, not sparkly, pussy vampires.
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Like I said they're is no such thing as a "real" vampire. If you mean an "original" vampire with all the orginal concepts in what not thats two different things.
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I love you <3 hhaha, I hate twilight soo much
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eh i dont twilight (even though what vampire SPARKLES!!!!)i would have liked the saga more if they died if they went in the sunlight but i still think twilights pretty cool but ANYWAYS i still love all kinds of vampires ^^
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............................I never read the book or seen movie so I don't get it
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OMFG that's so awesome to hear!
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Thanks, and I agree with you whole heartedly. I hate Twilight with a passion.
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