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"Hmph, why does Bayonetta get all the attention? I'm just as skilled and good looking as her!"

Jeanne had been flipping through a magazine. She noticed Bayonetta being featured in one of the ads as one of the most stylish and amazing women of all time. Bayonetta was facing the camera giving off a seductive look with a wink and a smirk, all while showing off in a rather sultry pose. Meanwhile, Jeanne was never to be found featured in anything like this.

"That's it, I'm going to go out and finally make a name for myself! No longer will I be overshadowed by Bayonetta!" Jeanne said to herself determined.

Jeanne walked out of the building and looked around. She found a billboard on a nearby wall and began reading some of its articles.

"Now hiring, no... 5 easy steps to lose weight, like I need that... cheap hair care products, I'll pass... oh? What's this?"

Jeanne pulled down an ad from the board that piqued her interest.

Models wanted! Want to have your image on the city streets? Do you have the looks and determination to be bigger and better than you ever imagined? Contact the DD Modeling Agency today and we will make SURE you get noticed by everyone! Call 352-883-663 today!

"That sounds exactly like what I need!" Jeanne exclaimed.

She quickly pulled out her cell phone and began dialing.

"Hello? I'd like to apply for a modeling position. Jeanne. Tomorrow at 3? On Main Avenue? Alright. I shall be there!"

Jeanne hung up the phone.

"Perfect! I will surely make it big now! Bayonetta is going to be filled with envy once she sees me in the limelight for once instead of her! I do so love it when a good plan comes together," Jeanne said to herself.

Jeanne then headed home and slept for the night. Morning soon came and Jeanne got out of bed. She showered and prepared for the photo shoot that was happening this afternoon, and made absolute sure that her signature Umbran Witch clothes were in perfect condition.

"This is going to be easy!" Jeanne said to herself.
"Once the public sees me at my best, they'll never even consider other models ever again!"

3 o'clock soon came and Jeanne arrived at Main Avenue right on time. There, she found a camera crew and a photo shoot director standing on the sidewalk.

"Hello boys. I'm here for my photo shoot! Where do we begin?" Jeanne asked.

"Ah yes, you must be Jeanne. All we need you to do is stand on that street right there and give us a good pose," the director responded.

"But of course!" the witch smirked as she strutted to her position.

Jeanne struck a pose, with her hand on her hips slanted, her leg extended to the side, and a seductive smirk on her face.

"I'm ready boys!" Jeanne said.

Right as she was saying this however, she suddenly heard a loud rumbling behind her.

"Huh?"

Jeanne turned around to see a huge steamroller mere inches from her. With little time to react, Jeanne only managed to pull her left leg out of the way. The steamroller proceeded to squashed her right foot flat, pinning it to the ground and holding her in place.

"Ack! What's going on here!? Help me! Don't just stand there you fools, get me out of here now!" Jeanne screamed at the crew as she kicked and flailed in a feeble attempt to free herself.

The roller continued up Jeanne's body with a long and steady *SQUUUUUIIIIIIISH* noise. Her slender body easily gave way to the massive weight of the steamroller as is smushed her flat underneath. It rolled slowly up her legs and torso, pressing them hard into the asphalt below her.

"Sorry lady, I'm not really a director, and these aren't even real cameras. I was just hired to get you to stand there. Nothing personal, just doing my job," the fake director explained.

"Hired? To get me flattened!? Who did-MMPH!"

The roller had made it all the way up to Jeanne's face at this point. It ran over her head effortlessly, cutting her off mid sentence as her head was turned into a giant pancake.

"Uuuugggggghhhh... what was that all about?" Jeanne groaned as she lied flat on the street.

She looked down at her body. It had been rendered completely flat on the road. Her legs were spread out in different directions and bent at the knees from all of her struggling. Her arms were squashed out in different directions, and her head slightly cocked to the side.

"Well, at least that's over..." Jeanne thought to herself.

She tried to fidget about in an attempt to peel herself up. However, her efforts were put to a halt as the steamroller came back within a few seconds.

*SQUUUUUOOOOOOOOSH*

The steamroller ran over Jeanne once again, starting with her head. The return trip had spread out here flat witch body to over twice the size in width, and squashed her down to less than a millimeter in thickness. Not having seen the return trip coming, Jeanne's face was smushed again with a rather unbecoming expression of both shock and horror.

"Blughh..." Jeanne groaned, the steamroller squashing any and all sense out of her and rendering her unable to form coherent thought.

The fake director walked over to Jeanne, looking down at her.

"Well Jeanne, you did want to have your face all over the city streets. Literally plastered all over the streets! But Main Avenue is a rather large street, so in order to give you full coverage, we're going to need to do a few more passes with the steamroller."

The fake director waved to the steamroller driver.

"Alright doing good so far! A few more hours of this and she should be set!" the man shouted.

The steamroller then slowly turned around and made its way back to Jeanne for more hours of torturous flattening.

===

After a long break, I'm back with another featurette. Right after Bayonetta is obviously Jeanne! Can't squash one witch and not the other after all! But if Jeanne wants to get squashed on her own, let her get squashed on her own

I had a bit of trouble with this one getting a good pose and facial expression for Jeanne. It took longer than expected to get one that I liked, but here it is.

Also, props to anyone who can figure out that phone number joke.

Description
"Hmph, why does Bayonetta get all the attention? I'm just as skilled and good looking as her!"

Jeanne had been flipping through a magazine. She noticed Bayonetta being featured in one of the ads as one of the most stylish and amazing women of all time. Bayonetta was facing the camera giving off a seductive look with a wink and a smirk, all while showing off in a rather sultry pose. Meanwhile, Jeanne was never to be found featured in anything like this.

"That's it, I'm going to go out and finally make a name for myself! No longer will I be overshadowed by Bayonetta!" Jeanne said to herself determined.

Jeanne walked out of the building and looked around. She found a billboard on a nearby wall and began reading some of its articles.

"Now hiring, no... 5 easy steps to lose weight, like I need that... cheap hair care products, I'll pass... oh? What's this?"

Jeanne pulled down an ad from the board that piqued her interest.

Models wanted! Want to have your image on the city streets? Do you have the looks and determination to be bigger and better than you ever imagined? Contact the DD Modeling Agency today and we will make SURE you get noticed by everyone! Call 352-883-663 today!

"That sounds exactly like what I need!" Jeanne exclaimed.

She quickly pulled out her cell phone and began dialing.

"Hello? I'd like to apply for a modeling position. Jeanne. Tomorrow at 3? On Main Avenue? Alright. I shall be there!"

Jeanne hung up the phone.

"Perfect! I will surely make it big now! Bayonetta is going to be filled with envy once she sees me in the limelight for once instead of her! I do so love it when a good plan comes together," Jeanne said to herself.

Jeanne then headed home and slept for the night. Morning soon came and Jeanne got out of bed. She showered and prepared for the photo shoot that was happening this afternoon, and made absolute sure that her signature Umbran Witch clothes were in perfect condition.

"This is going to be easy!" Jeanne said to herself.
"Once the public sees me at my best, they'll never even consider other models ever again!"

3 o'clock soon came and Jeanne arrived at Main Avenue right on time. There, she found a camera crew and a photo shoot director standing on the sidewalk.

"Hello boys. I'm here for my photo shoot! Where do we begin?" Jeanne asked.

"Ah yes, you must be Jeanne. All we need you to do is stand on that street right there and give us a good pose," the director responded.

"But of course!" the witch smirked as she strutted to her position.

Jeanne struck a pose, with her hand on her hips slanted, her leg extended to the side, and a seductive smirk on her face.

"I'm ready boys!" Jeanne said.

Right as she was saying this however, she suddenly heard a loud rumbling behind her.

"Huh?"

Jeanne turned around to see a huge steamroller mere inches from her. With little time to react, Jeanne only managed to pull her left leg out of the way. The steamroller proceeded to squashed her right foot flat, pinning it to the ground and holding her in place.

"Ack! What's going on here!? Help me! Don't just stand there you fools, get me out of here now!" Jeanne screamed at the crew as she kicked and flailed in a feeble attempt to free herself.

The roller continued up Jeanne's body with a long and steady *SQUUUUUIIIIIIISH* noise. Her slender body easily gave way to the massive weight of the steamroller as is smushed her flat underneath. It rolled slowly up her legs and torso, pressing them hard into the asphalt below her.

"Sorry lady, I'm not really a director, and these aren't even real cameras. I was just hired to get you to stand there. Nothing personal, just doing my job," the fake director explained.

"Hired? To get me flattened!? Who did-MMPH!"

The roller had made it all the way up to Jeanne's face at this point. It ran over her head effortlessly, cutting her off mid sentence as her head was turned into a giant pancake.

"Uuuugggggghhhh... what was that all about?" Jeanne groaned as she lied flat on the street.

She looked down at her body. It had been rendered completely flat on the road. Her legs were spread out in different directions and bent at the knees from all of her struggling. Her arms were squashed out in different directions, and her head slightly cocked to the side.

"Well, at least that's over..." Jeanne thought to herself.

She tried to fidget about in an attempt to peel herself up. However, her efforts were put to a halt as the steamroller came back within a few seconds.

*SQUUUUUOOOOOOOOSH*

The steamroller ran over Jeanne once again, starting with her head. The return trip had spread out here flat witch body to over twice the size in width, and squashed her down to less than a millimeter in thickness. Not having seen the return trip coming, Jeanne's face was smushed again with a rather unbecoming expression of both shock and horror.

"Blughh..." Jeanne groaned, the steamroller squashing any and all sense out of her and rendering her unable to form coherent thought.

The fake director walked over to Jeanne, looking down at her.

"Well Jeanne, you did want to have your face all over the city streets. Literally plastered all over the streets! But Main Avenue is a rather large street, so in order to give you full coverage, we're going to need to do a few more passes with the steamroller."

The fake director waved to the steamroller driver.

"Alright doing good so far! A few more hours of this and she should be set!" the man shouted.

The steamroller then slowly turned around and made its way back to Jeanne for more hours of torturous flattening.

===

After a long break, I'm back with another featurette. Right after Bayonetta is obviously Jeanne! Can't squash one witch and not the other after all! But if Jeanne wants to get squashed on her own, let her get squashed on her own

I had a bit of trouble with this one getting a good pose and facial expression for Jeanne. It took longer than expected to get one that I liked, but here it is.

Also, props to anyone who can figure out that phone number joke.