Comments: 82
OnionDome [2017-11-18 17:48:19 +0000 UTC]
Poor Shepard. Very nice work though
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loxbutch [2014-06-07 08:23:15 +0000 UTC]
If I had to go, let it be this way!
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julianhellsing [2014-02-06 14:24:35 +0000 UTC]
Die Retterin der Galaxie… kann nicht einer einzelnen Frau widerstehen… wieso ist sie dann überhaupt noch am Leben???
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julianhellsing In reply to Deemonef [2014-02-06 14:55:01 +0000 UTC]
"Diese Shepard hat sich von einer Adrat Yakshi das Hirn Raubvögeln lassen! Baut sie wieder zusammen und…"
Miranda*verdreht die Augen*"…manipuliert ihr Gehirn? Schaltet ihren Sexualtrieb ab? Oder sollen wir eine VI einbauen?"
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julianhellsing [2014-01-14 23:12:03 +0000 UTC]
Ja, ich habe das oft genug in ME2 gemacht…
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FafnirsWind [2013-09-30 12:12:22 +0000 UTC]
eeeevil :3 I like it!
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Deviant258 [2012-09-27 19:26:28 +0000 UTC]
Won't be the first time
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Deviant258 In reply to Deemonef [2012-10-04 19:37:17 +0000 UTC]
Dieing is easy living is hard
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FizzOHara [2012-09-03 22:10:04 +0000 UTC]
Oh my, such a sexy temptation! I think noone could resist a both determined and attractive Asari.. *hmm
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Razgrizinfiltrator45 [2012-08-30 21:43:30 +0000 UTC]
Let's just hope Garrus, Tali, Thane, Grunt, Wrex, Legion, Kasumi, Ashley, Kaiden, Jack, Liara, Miranda, Javik, or Jacob are on the other side of the door... (Did I miss anybody?)
(Resucer bursts into room)
Shepard: "Help..."
Response:
Garrus: (Precision head shot) "Goodbye, not-Samara."
Tali: (Deploys drone which zaps Morinth's eyeballs, then puts a shotgun to Morinth's temple, pulls trigger.) "No hurting my friend, bitch."
Thane: (Biotic warp to stun, double eyeball gouge, neck-snap.) "May your Goddess and Kalahira cleanse your wickedness and grant you peace, monster."
Grunt: (Blasts Morinth's leg off with a Claymore, tears out her spine, crushes her head.) "Hands off my Battlemaster, slut!"
Wrex: (Biotically slams Morinth against wall, grabs Morinth's shoulders, rips her in two.) "Shepard, say something."
Legion: "Ardat-Yakshi threat detected!" (Precision headshot) "Shepard-Commander?"
Kasumi: (Decloaks after ramming a knife through Morinth's forehead.) "Suppertime's over, succubus."
Ashley: "What The Hell?!?" (Precision headshot.) "Fucking mind-rapist."
Kaiden: "What the?!? (Biotic shove, cryo blast, biotic throw, overload shock, biotic stomp to head.) "Shepard!"
Jack: "The ****!?!" (Biotic tidal wave, followed by head-exploding biotic death punch) "How do you like getting skull-******, b****!!!"
Liara: "Goddess, Ardat-Yakshi!!" (Biotic hurricane, followed by calm Carnifex double-tap.) "Shepard, please be ok!"
Miranda: "Shit." (Biotic and tech attack whirlwind followed by firing entire smg clip into corpse) "Damn demon. Shepard!"
Jacob: "Holy shit!!!" (Unloads shotgun at point-blank.) "Shepard, you ok?"
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Elitos5 In reply to Razgrizinfiltrator45 [2013-06-03 08:26:26 +0000 UTC]
Samara: Not again,Morinth! (slams her down to floor with throw then crushes her head with her hand) Find peace in the embrace of the goddess(smash). Shepard, all you alright?
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masterpogo [2012-08-29 02:23:08 +0000 UTC]
Shame you had to change this.
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masterpogo In reply to Deemonef [2012-08-29 15:51:47 +0000 UTC]
Shepard, for being dumb.
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skydivershadow [2012-08-28 00:40:31 +0000 UTC]
Flagged as Spam
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Servala In reply to skydivershadow [2012-08-28 08:16:04 +0000 UTC]
seriously... don´t like it dont´t watch it
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Deemonef In reply to skydivershadow [2012-09-02 15:18:16 +0000 UTC]
Why? Do you hate females?
But i think, you onyl want a damn discuss, that#s why you always answer in One -word-way, and don't give correct answers!
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