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Published: 2006-05-13 05:58:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 1724; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 773
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Description Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! It feels so good to be back!
Indeed, the week long Dead Days hiatus is now OVER. I'm home, I'm on my feet and every part of me wants to get some comicing done. So without further adeeeuuuu... *THONK!*
Check it out ya'lls! It's hard not to love a comic that involves Math Major Man taking out a thug with this, uh, special brand of justice. I dunno how "special" a rock to the head is, but hey, whatever does the job, right? Boy, I bet criminals never expect to get skulled with a bush boulder, but that's PRECISLY what makes the scheme so damn DIABOLICAL!!! I mean think about it! If everyone FEARED THE VENGFUL BUSHES there'd be alot less crime around, because THE BUSHES ARE WATCHING. I know I wouldn't want to anger the bushes and their awesome throwing arm. That MMM truely is a genius of Super Hero porportions.
Or maybe he's some dork who threw a rock. *cough*
Either way, looks like the day is nice and saved due to his lightning-fast (or at least squirrel-speed) reflexes. Also looks like that girl's gonna be pretty thankful! Will our boy score some digits? STAY TUNED FOOS! Part 5 is coming in ALOT LESS than the week it took for this one to arrive. I hate going out of town for more than 5 days... unless I'm gonna be served drinks near some white-sanded beach by a monkey-waiter. Then I'll be there as looooong as it takes.
Thanks for reading everyone! Welcome back!
-John
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Comments: 33

Kyimoto [2007-11-11 13:28:30 +0000 UTC]

so? same difference ^^

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SecondhandSmiles [2006-10-18 03:59:18 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHA you execute these so brilliantly.

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marvnation [2006-05-17 09:07:19 +0000 UTC]

YES! HES A SUPER HERO!! and hes getting some 2nite!

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dd-luvr [2006-05-16 18:25:27 +0000 UTC]

HEY there johnny mathie rios!
hottie! and that mathie totally adds to your appeal! yowza! man, the worst part of you being gone for a week was no more dead days updates. boo hoo. i cried three tears and bit my pillow! anyways, you're back, deaddays is back and now the world can go round again. great comic! i love this series, mmm should make a million more appearances! MMM is the new MM. haha! like m and m's were even that cool. stupid candies that are always melting! MMM is the best hero EVER, he has mad skills! he could probably use that rock as a calculator. (hee!) anyways, great job johnny! come home and do more deaddays! xxoo. sara sue.

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TheAndy [2006-05-16 03:08:03 +0000 UTC]

AWESOME!


I just KNOW super-heroes go "AH SCREW IT!" more often than we are led to believe...

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punkie078 [2006-05-14 18:07:14 +0000 UTC]

lol, great as always.

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Warse-no-Miko [2006-05-14 09:13:00 +0000 UTC]

Me: He probably calculated the exact velocity required and the trajectory needed when throwing that rock to do the most damage on the mugger

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catOutOfHell [2006-05-14 08:54:33 +0000 UTC]

kewl 1

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whittysx [2006-05-14 07:22:03 +0000 UTC]

That's hilarious. Good job.

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y2jenn [2006-05-13 21:19:03 +0000 UTC]

Hey, whether he stopped that scumbag with a rock or the mighty powers of math, he still saved the girl. WOO! I love this guy. Keep 'em comin!

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sueness77 [2006-05-13 19:24:13 +0000 UTC]

That's one powerful throw! Someone's gettin' lucky toniiiight....

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Azura212 [2006-05-13 18:00:08 +0000 UTC]

"Thonk" Best. Sound effect. Evah.

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GregEales [2006-05-13 16:53:44 +0000 UTC]

I hate Math and I know a lot of dudes who are afraid of chicks... MMM gives us all HOPE!

Can't wait to check out your new book, bro!

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drevan [2006-05-13 16:09:07 +0000 UTC]

funneh. very very funneh. but why on earth is it a deviant ID ???

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marian0 [2006-05-13 14:17:07 +0000 UTC]

He may not be able to spell "Mathematics" correctly, but at least he hit the target.

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deaddays In reply to marian0 [2006-05-13 17:27:44 +0000 UTC]

Pffft! I'm such a fuck-up! Hahaha, thanks for the heads up.
-John

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marian0 In reply to deaddays [2006-05-14 00:10:00 +0000 UTC]

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Griffin-Kasia [2006-05-13 14:04:28 +0000 UTC]

That's fuckin hailariaus! very good, glad you're back!

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Melon-Man [2006-05-13 13:45:28 +0000 UTC]

wow he actually did something! and saved someone without getting batten up!
this is one of those, aw how sweet laughing moments, vary well played.

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Frexe [2006-05-13 11:52:40 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA! "thonk"... Thats an awesome word!

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SpookyDoll [2006-05-13 10:16:09 +0000 UTC]

You are my hero cuz you brighten my day! tho hate math. he he

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Hi-MeN [2006-05-13 09:48:11 +0000 UTC]

"MMM is a genius of Super Hero porportions" and also has a good aim.

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sueness77 In reply to Hi-MeN [2006-05-13 19:21:22 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I would've missed >_<

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komisch [2006-05-13 08:40:04 +0000 UTC]

....

He threw a rock.

INGENIOUS.


(golly gee whillikers, you sure make some funny comics, mister.)

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LordFlasheart [2006-05-13 07:12:13 +0000 UTC]

Now that's applied Math!

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deaddays In reply to LordFlasheart [2006-05-13 07:23:09 +0000 UTC]

Wahaha! That was funny.
-John

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LordFlasheart In reply to deaddays [2006-05-15 12:10:24 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you lied it Usually only Mathies like math jokes.
For example do you find "2+2=5 for sufficently large values of 2" at all interesing?
It probably was only interesting to us when the prof said it in relation to what we were studying.

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deaddays In reply to LordFlasheart [2006-05-15 14:32:41 +0000 UTC]

"2+2=5 for sufficently large values of 2"
That's hilarious!
-John

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LordFlasheart In reply to deaddays [2006-05-15 14:51:44 +0000 UTC]

Are you a mathie?

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deaddays In reply to LordFlasheart [2006-05-15 17:47:49 +0000 UTC]

Hell no, but there's alot of humor inherant in that sentance.
-John

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LordFlasheart In reply to deaddays [2006-05-16 07:28:04 +0000 UTC]

You're the first non-mathie I've ever seen find that funny!

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Viking-Heart [2006-05-13 06:15:16 +0000 UTC]

hahaha Oh, boy.. I don't want to live freaked out by some rock-throwing bush.... I think the world has enough Bushes to worry about... xD

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DylanStelck [2006-05-13 06:00:12 +0000 UTC]

i like it!

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