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THE STARRY MESSENGER

John Watson liked everything about Sherlock Holmes, though some things a tad more than others.



John Watson liked everything about Sherlock Holmes.
His hair, which was now too long and hung flapping by his long neck (oh, that long neck,) his pale skin and his high cheekbones, his shit attitude which Watson still found arousing (when Sherlock found out the consequences his ranting had on his poor doctor, he'd blabbered about idiocy before pulling him along to an alleyway,) and even his sullen moods, where dear John would just stare at his sweetheart's pouty lips and fantasize about licking them.

In short, everything. But most of all, John watson could not restrain himself when Sherlock spoke. The first time he'd heard Sherlock sing, (sing, for God's sake,) he'd felt not even hammerpants could conceal the massive erection threatening to make his trouser buttons pop.

He felt it was justified and liked to think everybody swooned as soon as that dark, smooth voice entered their ears. He'd even tried to keep keep it for himself by simply not letting Sherlock speak, unless at home, but Lestrade let him know that, no matter how hardcore their shagging was, they needed Sherlock's brilliant mind and promised they'd try not to act upon their blatant arousal.

Needless to say, John was relieved.

He liked to think Sherlock did not know of the tiny fetish he cherished, and he tried not to moan too loudly whenever Sherlock rambled off deductions in post-coital bliss, when his mind was cleared and his sweet, sweet voice was hoarse.

This little backstory will help understand John's current predicament. You see, since Sherlock was tired of John's (permanent) ignorance, he'd cut John down on the romance novels, and had upped the learning. He'd told John which books to read, and, really, he'd wanted to, but Sherlock, apparently under the impression John was unable of reading and shared Anderson's hate for words with too many letters, had snatched it away and flopped down next to John with a sigh. And started reading. Next to John. Out loud.

Next to John, I must really stress. And hearing Sherlock speak of rigor mortis and the decay of flesh after death was certainly more interesting than reading about it himself.

His pants seemed to also raise in interest.

"And then their muscles loosen, so there tends to be feces all over the place. Isn't that terribly interesting, John?"

The strangled gurgle he got in reply sounded like John's brains melting, so Sherlock simply figured the information had been overload for the good doctor's mortal brain and shut the book with a smirk, retreating to the kitchen.

He had done well.

He, however, did not cease his torment and proceeded to happily take any occasion to further educate his love, be it a restaurant visit, going to the pictures or even walking in the streets of busy London, which had gotten them results the likes of which hadn't been seen since The Verve release their Bittersweet Symphony.
And too many stiffies and too little relief made John a very unhappy boy.

With all of this, it seemed our tall, handsome detective was rather oblivious to the trouble he brought our short, handsome military man.

That is, until one sultry evening, when Sherlock read on Galileo Galilei and his basic principle of relativity and it was so bloody interesting, John simply had to show his interest. Really.

And so he pounced on Sherlock before he could even finish his sentence (Really, that's preposterous, isn't it? I mean, people can be so idiotic at times. Isn't that interes-) and, while Sherlock tried to keep on speaking with John tongue-fucking his ear, John tried to step it up a bit. A whole bit. Nearly an entire flight of stairs, really.

And the sounds. Oh God, the sounds. They were so sinful, John wished he'd had his mobile phone so he'd have something to listen to when Sherlock'd get into one of those lovely moods and smash the telly again.

This whole party ended, once more, with Sherlock wholly exploiting the power he held over his Watson.

Naturally, he didn't really mind, despite his complaints of getting old and not being able to keep up. In fact, John's libido was thoroughly sated.

So why did he get ever so slightly feverish whenever he saw Sherlock's tongue touch the bottom of his lip? Why did he feel just the teensiest bit of tightening in his old, worn John-jeans whenever Sherlock dripped clear liquid upon his cherished family pictures? Whenever he ran? Put on his coat? Or tousled his hair?

Because John Watson liked everything about Sherlock Holmes.

His hair, his skin and cheekbones, shit attitude, sullen moods and his voice. And he would for a very long time.

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Comments: 68

Darmed In reply to ??? [2011-05-07 09:31:31 +0000 UTC]

BECAUSE I CAN'T SEEM TO WRITE LONGER STUFF
The longest I've written was 4000 words, but it should have been 20.000 for the Big Bang contest FLSJflsj derp

I AM A WIZARD.
NEVER TALKING
JUST KEEPS WALKING
SPREADING HIS MAGIC
and i love that song.

BAW BAW AW AW AW BAW
Your comments, girl. Your comments. For the serious.
My heart is swelling like Natalie Portman's belly.

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danglingdingle In reply to Darmed [2011-05-07 15:12:40 +0000 UTC]

I only speak the truth.

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Darmed In reply to danglingdingle [2011-05-07 17:40:24 +0000 UTC]

AND THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU.
+ a million other reasons

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Lafele29 [2011-04-30 09:54:01 +0000 UTC]

I love sherlock's shit attitude the most, it makes my heart beat fast!

Oh and I loved this of course! Interesting twist that I could so see Sherlock doing(teaching John)!

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Darmed In reply to Lafele29 [2011-04-30 13:36:42 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS THE TRUTH, GOOD SIR.
And thank you very much!
I can't wait writing the next prompt. I believe it was--
No wait I can't remember but I'm certain it was fun fun fun fun

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Lafele29 In reply to Darmed [2011-05-02 17:25:46 +0000 UTC]

Where do you get the prompt's? I might do them too, but I won't have idea's like yours, they're the best!

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Darmed In reply to Lafele29 [2011-05-03 12:04:39 +0000 UTC]

The first prompt was posted in the journal of JohnSherlock, but the other one(s) are in the gallery, under 'prompts', posted by the owner of the group

AND YES YOU WILL.
I haven't started on the second one though-I'm the absolute master of procrastination. DERP

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Lafele29 In reply to Darmed [2011-05-04 11:05:21 +0000 UTC]

*bows down* I will do a story when I find the prompts then

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Darmed In reply to Lafele29 [2011-05-04 11:46:49 +0000 UTC]

PROMPT ONE WAS 'READING'
TWO IS 'DISTRACTION'
AND I BELIEVE THE THIRD IS A CROSSOVER OF SHERLOCK AND THE MENTALIST, BUT I'M NOT DOING THAT ONE SINCE I DON'T THINK WATCHING ONE EPISODE OF THE MENTALIST IS SUFFICIENT FOR AN ENTIRE STORY


AND IF YOU GIVE ME A LINK, I'LL READ THEM
I LOOK FORWARD TO IT

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Lafele29 In reply to Darmed [2011-05-04 12:03:38 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, I was just looking at the prompt and thinking what to do for it! I'll send a link if you like

And Same for the mentalist, I've only seen trailers so :S A doctor who one I would enjoy though

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Darmed In reply to Lafele29 [2011-06-04 19:22:10 +0000 UTC]

I'D LOVE TO READ WHAT YOU'VE DONE OR ARE STILL GOING TO DO FOR THE PROMPTS!

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Lafele29 In reply to Darmed [2011-06-07 17:36:18 +0000 UTC]

OMG, I did this just for you <3 It not very good or happy but it's sherlock/John I'll do a happy one next, I promise!

[link]

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Darmed In reply to Lafele29 [2011-06-07 18:07:50 +0000 UTC]

IT'S GORGEOUS OKAY
I DON'T NEED HAPPY; HAPPY IS FOR THE WEAK!
It was beautiful

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Lafele29 In reply to Darmed [2011-06-07 19:53:06 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much

Hugs and kisses!!

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Darmed In reply to Lafele29 [2011-07-05 13:24:32 +0000 UTC]

I WISH I COULD USE A MARTIN FREEMAN REACTION FACE TO EXPRESS MY LOVE
oh wait

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Lafele29 In reply to Darmed [2011-07-05 15:36:21 +0000 UTC]

WE NEED THE FACE OF A CUTE KITTEN!!!!

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Darmed In reply to Lafele29 [2011-07-13 00:26:16 +0000 UTC]

I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT THAT

IS THE FACE OF A CUTE KITTEN

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Lafele29 In reply to Darmed [2011-07-13 08:38:59 +0000 UTC]

I know, and he makes beautiful kitten too <3

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Darmed In reply to Lafele29 [2011-07-13 17:54:56 +0000 UTC]

I BET ALL OF HIS MOLECULES ARE ACTUALLY KITTENS.

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Lafele29 In reply to Darmed [2011-07-14 08:19:15 +0000 UTC]

And the atoms that form his molecules ate even cuter kittens

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Darmed In reply to Lafele29 [2011-07-26 16:40:52 +0000 UTC]

He is built out of an endlessly continuing line of kittens.

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Nemesis12 [2011-04-30 05:35:15 +0000 UTC]

Hoo boy, me likey.

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Darmed In reply to Nemesis12 [2011-04-30 13:35:44 +0000 UTC]

WHOOP-DE-DOO
THANK YOU

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Nemesis12 In reply to Darmed [2011-04-30 16:19:45 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome.

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pianopunk78 [2011-04-30 04:34:11 +0000 UTC]

John-jeans. i have no idea why that stood out to me so much, but my day is made.

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Darmed In reply to pianopunk78 [2011-04-30 13:35:21 +0000 UTC]

THIS WAS DONE ENTIRELY ON PURPOSE.
And I'm glad you liked that as much as I did writing it

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JawnaySunshine [2011-04-29 20:28:49 +0000 UTC]

I just wanted to tell you that I go all happy and joyful and just generally whenever you show up on my DA watch.
And your writing is just wonderful (if that wasn't, like, obvious)

...And then I realised how creepy I sounded. hi.

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Darmed In reply to JawnaySunshine [2011-04-30 13:34:02 +0000 UTC]

HI.
Creepy is the new lovely, I am certain,
because LADY, YOU ARE.
WELL HOW-DE-DOO
I'M SO GLAD I MAKE YOU HAPPY AND JOYFUL
THIS IS MY GOAL IN LIFE
derp
AND I JUST WANT TO SAY
KEEP THE COMMENTS COMING, BABY
MY BODY IS READY

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JawnaySunshine In reply to Darmed [2011-04-30 14:28:41 +0000 UTC]

THEN I SHALL KEEP SENDING THEM COMMENTS. without feeling like a creepy fangirl. fuck yeah.
(after minutes of struggling with a continuation of this reply I decided to stop here.)

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Darmed In reply to JawnaySunshine [2011-05-01 09:05:24 +0000 UTC]

HI.
This is the story of my life
AND I'M DOING IT AGAIN NOW
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO REPLY TO NICE THINGS
OTHER THAN
THANK YOUUUUUUU LOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUU HOPE TO SEE YOU SOOOOOON

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JawnaySunshine In reply to Darmed [2011-05-01 12:24:49 +0000 UTC]

It truly sucks.
So writing nonsense is usually enough. FILLING SPACE ftw.
DON'T THINK. JUST LET GO. (or whatever they say)

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Darmed In reply to JawnaySunshine [2011-05-03 14:07:35 +0000 UTC]

Hi.
SI, IT TRULY DOES. SO BASICALLY, I JUST UNLOAD EVERYTHING I THINK INTO THIS MINISCULE BOX (at least, I try, for my thoughts swivel faster than I can type, and this is not very fast)
JUST LET GO, BRO.

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JawnaySunshine In reply to Darmed [2011-05-03 15:11:04 +0000 UTC]

WOAH. Miniscule, that's the best word ever. What does it mean? ((((((:
If I was to write my thoughts we might actually be having like, a conversation. About, like... stuff. Might. MIGHT.
:iconmightplz: (It doesn't exist. It should.)

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Darmed In reply to JawnaySunshine [2011-05-03 17:51:43 +0000 UTC]

MINUSCULE,
I do apologize.

THERE SHOULD BE

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JawnaySunshine In reply to Darmed [2011-05-03 18:35:22 +0000 UTC]

I still don't know what it meansss. :iconverysadfaceplz: (fuck DA, I'll use these icons even if they don't exist.)

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Darmed In reply to JawnaySunshine [2011-05-04 11:48:16 +0000 UTC]

IT MEANS REALLY REALLY REALLY SMALL
You've been educated

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JawnaySunshine In reply to Darmed [2011-05-04 13:03:25 +0000 UTC]

...awesome. I'm gonna use that now. Somehow. Some MINISCULE way.
Ffffuck yeah.

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Darmed In reply to JawnaySunshine [2011-06-04 19:21:03 +0000 UTC]

YOU SHOULD.
You'll sound incredibly intelligent and everyone will feel inferior.

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JawnaySunshine In reply to Darmed [2011-06-04 19:22:58 +0000 UTC]

I'm not sure if I actually used it a couple of days ago or if I just thought about using it. Oh well, I'M GETTING THERE.

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Darmed In reply to JawnaySunshine [2011-07-05 13:26:01 +0000 UTC]

USE IT IN COMPLETELY RANDOM SENTENCES!

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JawnaySunshine In reply to Darmed [2011-07-11 09:50:33 +0000 UTC]

YOU BET I WILL.

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Darmed In reply to JawnaySunshine [2011-07-13 00:22:29 +0000 UTC]

FUCK YES

wait why is there no 'i am god' icon

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JawnaySunshine In reply to Darmed [2011-07-13 01:08:22 +0000 UTC]

because icons are over rated. you will see. you will all see. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

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Darmed In reply to JawnaySunshine [2011-07-13 17:55:17 +0000 UTC]

I WILL EVENTUALLY SEE, BUT I'M QUITE SLOW, YOU'LL FIND.

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JawnaySunshine In reply to Darmed [2011-07-13 19:15:43 +0000 UTC]

SLOW IS THE NEW BLACK MY DEAR FRIEND. atleast i think so. might also be the new pink.

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Darmed In reply to JawnaySunshine [2011-07-17 15:56:35 +0000 UTC]

also, not heart, but HEARD*, on the previous comment

SLOW IS NEW, IT'S MODERN, TIME HAS BEEN KILLED AND I AM ITS MISTRESS
no.
what am i saying.

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JawnaySunshine In reply to Darmed [2011-07-17 15:59:49 +0000 UTC]

IS IT TRUE? HAVE YOU KILLED TIME? MAY I WORSHIP YOU?
yes
just the right things.

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Darmed In reply to JawnaySunshine [2011-07-26 16:39:52 +0000 UTC]

YES. YES I HAVE. IT DECEIVED ME AND PAID THE PRICE.
so this means i'll get you in bed now, yes?

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JawnaySunshine In reply to Darmed [2011-07-26 17:11:32 +0000 UTC]

OH MY HERO. I WILL... HAVE YOU AS MY HERO.
of course, any bed. especially my bed. i don't feel like getting up.

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Darmed In reply to JawnaySunshine [2011-07-26 17:20:45 +0000 UTC]

I'VE NEVER BEEN SOMEONE'S HERO!
FOREVER TEARFUL
okay i'll just get to your bed then okay

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