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Erik: 6 stories left...the three that looked like they’d suck the most are last. CreepE only needs to submit one (the DA one). I can submit the rest if you guys want. Are you ready?
Kit: Just give me a second; my computer’s dying....|D *gets it plugged in* Ok, ready.
Creep: Hello, hello! :3
Erik: We have such a brave sporker with us, CreepE...
Creep: Yes, yes we do.
Erik: I sent her into the lair of a sleeping bloodthirsty white knight so she could poke it with a stick. She went gladly. (She told Kiki we made the journal)
Creep: I’m honored to have such a worthy ally. :3
Erik: Alright, she’s back, let’s get into this...

Twenty Flight Rock:

Creep: Is that a reference to 30 Rock or something?

A/N: Hi guys, this is a special gift for Karly05 and anyone else who understands why Ferb, Paul McCartney and the song "Twenty Flight Rock" are all connected. Enjoy!

Creep: Hi, poorly placed author’s note!
Erik: Actually...the beginning is the best place for that...
Creep: Oh.....well then my remark shall be stricken from the record!

Ferb took a deep breath as he pulled up outside Doofensmirtz Evil Incorporated.

Erik: Oh lawd...
Creep: ….what?

Today was the day he was going to take Vanessa Doofensmirtz, the girl of his dreams, out. Dinner and movie. Simple.

Erik: No reason that would go wrong...
Creep: Except she was.....dating someone else.
Kit: This fic feels familiar...

Not.
He let his head sink back into his head seat. Clearing his mind wasn't helping. He was going to have to do this. There was no use putting it off any longer.

Erik: Except she’s dating...
Creep: I would love to see his reaction to Monty, though.

He let the breath out slowly as he got out of the car.

Erik: Oh timeskip. Thanks for telling me that.
Creep: Only good things can come from this....*sarcasm*
Erik: Oh well, beats the child on teen pairing.

And looked up. He couldn't believe how big the building was, it towered over the others around it, and his girl was up in the penthouse. Not his girl yet,

Creep: Didn’t know that Vanessa was his “girl”. Again, she COULD be with someone else, I dunno.
Kit: Like Monty, for instance.

he chided himself, get a grip on yourself and don't think too far ahead, she might not even be really into you. This might be a pity date.

Erik: Now THIS sounds like Ferb.

Ferb stepped into the lobby. He felt incredibly indebted to whoever had thought to put an elevator in this place, until he saw the sign.

OUT OF ORDER. DUE TO MAINTENACE.

Creep: Look, a blatant reference!

and then a smaller, handwritten sign in a spiky scrawl insinuated:

CLIMB THE STAIRS YOU PUNK!

Kit: Hahaaaa, that’s not funny...
Creep: Stupid sign! >.>

Ferb sighed. Vanessa had warned him this might happen, and he had an unnerving idea who had written the second sign, he also had a shrewd idea that the elevator wasn't broken at all.
He tried pushing the up button through the yellow maintenance tape, but the elevator doors still didn't open.
Ferb figured that maybe the elevator was broken after all. Taking another deep breath, he turned to the stairwell.
As he passed the first floor a song drifted into his head and he started to hum and mumble the lyrics.

Erik: Awww fuck...a song fic.
Creep: Oh god no!
Kit: I’m only tolerating it because “Under the Sea” is playing on youtube...otherwise, skipping...
Creep: XD

"Well, I've got a girl with a record machine, when it comes to rocking she's a queen …

A young couple raced past and didn't hear Ferb.

" ... all alone I can hold her tight,
but she lives on the twentieth floor up town,
the elevator's broken down ..."
He passed the 3rd floor.
"So I walk one, two flights, three flights more ..."

Creep: Damn, that was the briefest song ever.
Kit: At least it was short.

By the time Ferb reached the penthouse, he was out of breath ... and sweaty. Vowing to make sure the maintenance people of this building would have a talking to after tonight, he quickly brushed back his green hair and tried to make himself mildly presentable.

Creep: EXCITEMENT! *sarcasm*

He rang the doorbell.

Inside was chaos, partly due Perry the Platypus' and her father's latest run-in, as Vanessa raced past said father, trying to put her earrings in while managing not to trip over the rubble of the latest –inator.

Creep: Kinda wanted to know the hell happened than having to watch Ferb and Vanessa date. :/
Kit: Unless something blows up somewhere, it’s not going to be very exciting...
Erik: But that would take effort! =’(
Creep: Technically, something DID blow up...but we missed it.
Kit: “Onscreen”. Unless something blows up “onscreen”, this is going to be a snore-fest.
Creep: Ah.

She wondered why Ferb was so late, but at the same time was slightly glad as it had given her a bit more time to look as good as she wanted to. Her father suddenly stood up and put out a hand to stop her. She tried to get past, a hand still at her ear.

"Dad," she moaned, trying her best not to whine. "Let me past, this isn't going to be like Johnny,"

Erik: Let’s ignore Monty.
Monty:
Creep: It’s not like he stood a chance....despite being the most seen boyfriend and having more plot and development. And that was only two episodes.
Kit: Two very awesome episodes.
Creep: Yes. :3

"Exactly," Her father said. "Look how well that turned out! I will get the door,"
He opened a crack, saw a flash of green and slammed the door straight back again, holding the door back as though afraid a horde of elephant could storm past ... or perhaps one bad-ass snail.

Erik: Superb narration.
Creep: Yes because “badass” is a word you know when you think about P&F.....ignoring that the show IS badass, but IT doesn’t use said word!
Kit: Well, duh. It’s a “kids” show. They use the word “Bad-ass” in there, they’ll get their ass canceled.
Creep: “Bad-butt”?
Kit: That’d just be embarassing.

You never said he dyed his hair," Heinz exclaimed to his daughter, in a hoarse whisper.
"Dad," she said again, pushing past him and opening the door herself, "it's natural! Oh, Hey Ferb, um, why are you ...?"

"The elevator wasn't working, I am extremely sorry for my lateness, I had to walk up the stairs,"
"Oh my, you look exhausted, come on inside," Vanessa insisted.

Erik: Banter is sucking....
Creep: Well, you gotta admit it’s not fuckin’ Phinbella for a change.
Kit: I’ll give it that.

"Oh no, I really couldn't," Ferb exclaimed. "I'm just a little out of breath. A few minutes, I'll be right as rain," He thought for a moment, "A glass of water wouldn't go astray though,"

Erik: Ferb needs to shut up...
Creep: Of course I fail to see him talking in this story as a good sign.
Kit: At least the dialog he has sounds a tad more like him...ya know, than the other shitty dialog.
Creep: But like Phineas said, “he’s a man of ACTION”.
Kit: Yeah. I’m just saying if he’s going to have dialog at all - show rules aside - this DOES sound like how he would speak.

"Of course," Vanessa rushed back to the kitchen to get one. Ferb tried to stop himself staring at her, but it was difficult, she was so beautiful.

Creep: Ferb’s shallow. Explains why Thomas blindly loves Marie for no reason....
Kit: It’s genetic. |D

"Sooo," Heinz stretched out the syllable just enough to make Ferb slightly edgy. "You're going to take my daughter out,"

Erik: …Did you really see him saying this in the show? Could you really buy that?
Creep: Not really. This is suddenly turning to the “Fockers”.
Kit: Huh? |D
Creep: Terrible comedy about a guy meeting his girlfriend’s paranoid dad. It has 3 movies. >.<

"Yes sir, and I'm so sorry, I should have introduced myself properly Mr Doofensmirtz, I'm Ferb Fletcher, pleased to meet you I'm sure," Ferb held out his hand, but Vanessa's father didn't take it.

Erik: I wouldn’t either. Fuck that. You’re not Ferb. So you’re some creepy chatterbox disguised as Ferb.
Creep: I’m still holding that against him; that whole speech about finding Steve is only one line.
Kit: No, it’s...well, it’s one section of dialog, but there’s several sentences in that. |D

"Hmmm," Doofensmirtz scrutinised the young hoodlum, not taking his hand. "I'm sure,"

Creep: Well....to be fair, at least someone pointed out this fact from the DVD commentary.
Erik: Huh?
Creep: There’s a DVD commentary which Doof actually thought Ferb was a hoodlum. This is canon, BTW.
Kit: Yeah, there was an in-character commentary for the Chronicles of Meap on the DVD; just the creators bantering as Doof and Monogram and being silly. That shit was funny. XDD
Creep: We need MORE, dammit! This is almost one of the reasons I love Montessa; IMAGINE Doof and Monogram as in-laws. XDDD
Kit: *laughs* Now that you mention it, me too. XDD That would be the funniest shit ever. X3

An awkward moment was avoided by Vanessa returning with the water. Ferb downed it quickly and thanked her. "Well," he said, "I guess we better be off,"

"Yes," said Vanessa, eyeing her father, "We should. Bye Dad,"
"Goodbye baby girl," As he lent forward kiss her cheek, Doofensmirtz eyed Fletcher. "I want her home promptly at 10,"
"I'll be sure," Ferb replied in his reassuring voice.

Erik: Shut up.
Creep: A little late for that. XD

"Dad," Vanessa tried her best consoling voice, thankful for Ferb's support but at the same time feeling stifled by her father. "If the lift's broken, that'll leave hardly any time!"

Doofensmirtz

Creep: WOW. You misspelled “Doofenshmirtz”.
Kit: Little late on that. They did that a couple paragraphs ago.
Creep: ….and they’re clearly not fans. XD

eyed the young man once more and sighed. It seemed like he'd just lost an enormous internal battle. "Don't worry, I have a feeling the lift will be ready by the time you get home,"
As he closed the door, watching the youth taking his baby girl carefully down the stairs.

Creep: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT SENTENCE MEANS!

He looked at the empty apartment, gloomily.

The youth really seemed reliable, he was polite, careful, and he had climbed up to the penthouse just to see Vanessa. It seemed he was perfect for her. Doofensmirtz

Creep: For god’s sake, you’re missing an “H”.

hated it .
His little girl was growing up, soon she wasn't going to needher fatheranymore, she would rather be out with him.

Erik: Okaaayyy...

"Are you all right, sir?"
It was Norm.
"Of course I am, you pile of bolts!" Doofensmirtz snapped.
"But there are tears on your lab coat, sir,"
"Quiet you!"
He walked over to a piece of tarpaulin and pulled it off what it had been concealing.
"Come on Norm, we've got to get the lift back in the shaft before 10 o'clock,"
Hope you guys liked it, if you're wondering about the "bad-ass snail" comment brush up on your Phineas and Ferb. I think the episode's called Perry the Actor-pus. We get to see Agent S in action! *^^*

Kit: Because I SO didn’t get the reference...
Creep: We need it. *sarcasm*

Oh, if anyone wants to hear the guy who plays Ferb (Thomas Brodie Sangster) actually sing "Twenty Flight Rock" here's the extra bit to find it on youtube (for some reason it's not doing the whole web link ? so just type in the youtube address plus this link here -
watch?v=VCJ8Uwj-1P8
It's awesome!

Creep: ….did this author try to plug in an episode within in a FANfiction?! Well....okay, we’ll watch that instead of your shitty stories!

*SNIP*

Erik: Wtf was the point of that?
Kit: And the link is broken. >< You got my hopes up with the promise of Thomas Sangster singing! ><
Creep: So, what exactly was the point of this? Ferb has a awkward encounter with Doof? He asks Vanessa on a date? What?????
Erik: Once upon a time...Olivia ate a burrito. It was alright. Not the best burrito, but it satisfied her. She then went upstairs to play games. The end.
Olivia: ^Likes this story.
Kit: XDD
Creep: So, yeah, story COULD be better, but it’s just a pointless one-shot. Outside of maybe Ferb’s interaction with Doof (which isn’t good either to be honest), this fic is just a bore with little development or characterization from what we’ve already know.
Kit: PS: Kiki says she already read the journal and doesn’t give a shit.
Creep: I assumed so.
Kit: *tries to reply*....she doesn’t give a shit so much that she felt the need to block me just for being the messenger.
Erik: And hiding the message. XD
Kit: I still have it on my screen. I can screencap it. x3
Erik: Ready for the next one?
Creep: Shall we move on?
Kit: Sure. |3

:D (Big Grin) — Description

Erik: 6 stories left...the three that looked like they’d suck the most are last. CreepE only needs to submit one (the DA one). I can submit the rest if you guys want. Are you ready?
Kit: Just give me a second; my computer’s dying....|D *gets it plugged in* Ok, ready.
Creep: Hello, hello! :3
Erik: We have such a brave sporker with us, CreepE...
Creep: Yes, yes we do.
Erik: I sent her into the lair of a sleeping bloodthirsty white knight so she could poke it with a stick. She went gladly. (She told Kiki we made the journal)
Creep: I’m honored to have such a worthy ally. :3
Erik: Alright, she’s back, let’s get into this...

Twenty Flight Rock:

Creep: Is that a reference to 30 Rock or something?

A/N: Hi guys, this is a special gift for Karly05 and anyone else who understands why Ferb, Paul McCartney and the song "Twenty Flight Rock" are all connected. Enjoy!

Creep: Hi, poorly placed author’s note!
Erik: Actually...the beginning is the best place for that...
Creep: Oh.....well then my remark shall be stricken from the record!

Ferb took a deep breath as he pulled up outside Doofensmirtz Evil Incorporated.

Erik: Oh lawd...
Creep: ….what?

Today was the day he was going to take Vanessa Doofensmirtz, the girl of his dreams, out. Dinner and movie. Simple.

Erik: No reason that would go wrong...
Creep: Except she was.....dating someone else.
Kit: This fic feels familiar...

Not.
He let his head sink back into his head seat. Clearing his mind wasn't helping. He was going to have to do this. There was no use putting it off any longer.

Erik: Except she’s dating...
Creep: I would love to see his reaction to Monty, though.

He let the breath out slowly as he got out of the car.

Erik: Oh timeskip. Thanks for telling me that.
Creep: Only good things can come from this....*sarcasm*
Erik: Oh well, beats the child on teen pairing.

And looked up. He couldn't believe how big the building was, it towered over the others around it, and his girl was up in the penthouse. Not his girl yet,

Creep: Didn’t know that Vanessa was his “girl”. Again, she COULD be with someone else, I dunno.
Kit: Like Monty, for instance.

he chided himself, get a grip on yourself and don't think too far ahead, she might not even be really into you. This might be a pity date.

Erik: Now THIS sounds like Ferb.

Ferb stepped into the lobby. He felt incredibly indebted to whoever had thought to put an elevator in this place, until he saw the sign.

OUT OF ORDER. DUE TO MAINTENACE.

Creep: Look, a blatant reference!

and then a smaller, handwritten sign in a spiky scrawl insinuated:

CLIMB THE STAIRS YOU PUNK!

Kit: Hahaaaa, that’s not funny...
Creep: Stupid sign! >.>

Ferb sighed. Vanessa had warned him this might happen, and he had an unnerving idea who had written the second sign, he also had a shrewd idea that the elevator wasn't broken at all.
He tried pushing the up button through the yellow maintenance tape, but the elevator doors still didn't open.
Ferb figured that maybe the elevator was broken after all. Taking another deep breath, he turned to the stairwell.
As he passed the first floor a song drifted into his head and he started to hum and mumble the lyrics.

Erik: Awww fuck...a song fic.
Creep: Oh god no!
Kit: I’m only tolerating it because “Under the Sea” is playing on youtube...otherwise, skipping...
Creep: XD

"Well, I've got a girl with a record machine, when it comes to rocking she's a queen …

A young couple raced past and didn't hear Ferb.

" ... all alone I can hold her tight,
but she lives on the twentieth floor up town,
the elevator's broken down ..."
He passed the 3rd floor.
"So I walk one, two flights, three flights more ..."

Creep: Damn, that was the briefest song ever.
Kit: At least it was short.

By the time Ferb reached the penthouse, he was out of breath ... and sweaty. Vowing to make sure the maintenance people of this building would have a talking to after tonight, he quickly brushed back his green hair and tried to make himself mildly presentable.

Creep: EXCITEMENT! *sarcasm*

He rang the doorbell.

Inside was chaos, partly due Perry the Platypus' and her father's latest run-in, as Vanessa raced past said father, trying to put her earrings in while managing not to trip over the rubble of the latest –inator.

Creep: Kinda wanted to know the hell happened than having to watch Ferb and Vanessa date. :/
Kit: Unless something blows up somewhere, it’s not going to be very exciting...
Erik: But that would take effort! =’(
Creep: Technically, something DID blow up...but we missed it.
Kit: “Onscreen”. Unless something blows up “onscreen”, this is going to be a snore-fest.
Creep: Ah.

She wondered why Ferb was so late, but at the same time was slightly glad as it had given her a bit more time to look as good as she wanted to. Her father suddenly stood up and put out a hand to stop her. She tried to get past, a hand still at her ear.

"Dad," she moaned, trying her best not to whine. "Let me past, this isn't going to be like Johnny,"

Erik: Let’s ignore Monty.
Monty:
Creep: It’s not like he stood a chance....despite being the most seen boyfriend and having more plot and development. And that was only two episodes.
Kit: Two very awesome episodes.
Creep: Yes. :3

"Exactly," Her father said. "Look how well that turned out! I will get the door,"
He opened a crack, saw a flash of green and slammed the door straight back again, holding the door back as though afraid a horde of elephant could storm past ... or perhaps one bad-ass snail.

Erik: Superb narration.
Creep: Yes because “badass” is a word you know when you think about P&F.....ignoring that the show IS badass, but IT doesn’t use said word!
Kit: Well, duh. It’s a “kids” show. They use the word “Bad-ass” in there, they’ll get their ass canceled.
Creep: “Bad-butt”?
Kit: That’d just be embarassing.

You never said he dyed his hair," Heinz exclaimed to his daughter, in a hoarse whisper.
"Dad," she said again, pushing past him and opening the door herself, "it's natural! Oh, Hey Ferb, um, why are you ...?"

"The elevator wasn't working, I am extremely sorry for my lateness, I had to walk up the stairs,"
"Oh my, you look exhausted, come on inside," Vanessa insisted.

Erik: Banter is sucking....
Creep: Well, you gotta admit it’s not fuckin’ Phinbella for a change.
Kit: I’ll give it that.

"Oh no, I really couldn't," Ferb exclaimed. "I'm just a little out of breath. A few minutes, I'll be right as rain," He thought for a moment, "A glass of water wouldn't go astray though,"

Erik: Ferb needs to shut up...
Creep: Of course I fail to see him talking in this story as a good sign.
Kit: At least the dialog he has sounds a tad more like him...ya know, than the other shitty dialog.
Creep: But like Phineas said, “he’s a man of ACTION”.
Kit: Yeah. I’m just saying if he’s going to have dialog at all - show rules aside - this DOES sound like how he would speak.

"Of course," Vanessa rushed back to the kitchen to get one. Ferb tried to stop himself staring at her, but it was difficult, she was so beautiful.

Creep: Ferb’s shallow. Explains why Thomas blindly loves Marie for no reason....
Kit: It’s genetic. |D

"Sooo," Heinz stretched out the syllable just enough to make Ferb slightly edgy. "You're going to take my daughter out,"

Erik: …Did you really see him saying this in the show? Could you really buy that?
Creep: Not really. This is suddenly turning to the “Fockers”.
Kit: Huh? |D
Creep: Terrible comedy about a guy meeting his girlfriend’s paranoid dad. It has 3 movies. >.<

"Yes sir, and I'm so sorry, I should have introduced myself properly Mr Doofensmirtz, I'm Ferb Fletcher, pleased to meet you I'm sure," Ferb held out his hand, but Vanessa's father didn't take it.

Erik: I wouldn’t either. Fuck that. You’re not Ferb. So you’re some creepy chatterbox disguised as Ferb.
Creep: I’m still holding that against him; that whole speech about finding Steve is only one line.
Kit: No, it’s...well, it’s one section of dialog, but there’s several sentences in that. |D

"Hmmm," Doofensmirtz scrutinised the young hoodlum, not taking his hand. "I'm sure,"

Creep: Well....to be fair, at least someone pointed out this fact from the DVD commentary.
Erik: Huh?
Creep: There’s a DVD commentary which Doof actually thought Ferb was a hoodlum. This is canon, BTW.
Kit: Yeah, there was an in-character commentary for the Chronicles of Meap on the DVD; just the creators bantering as Doof and Monogram and being silly. That shit was funny. XDD
Creep: We need MORE, dammit! This is almost one of the reasons I love Montessa; IMAGINE Doof and Monogram as in-laws. XDDD
Kit: *laughs* Now that you mention it, me too. XDD That would be the funniest shit ever. X3

An awkward moment was avoided by Vanessa returning with the water. Ferb downed it quickly and thanked her. "Well," he said, "I guess we better be off,"

"Yes," said Vanessa, eyeing her father, "We should. Bye Dad,"
"Goodbye baby girl," As he lent forward kiss her cheek, Doofensmirtz eyed Fletcher. "I want her home promptly at 10,"
"I'll be sure," Ferb replied in his reassuring voice.

Erik: Shut up.
Creep: A little late for that. XD

"Dad," Vanessa tried her best consoling voice, thankful for Ferb's support but at the same time feeling stifled by her father. "If the lift's broken, that'll leave hardly any time!"

Doofensmirtz

Creep: WOW. You misspelled “Doofenshmirtz”.
Kit: Little late on that. They did that a couple paragraphs ago.
Creep: ….and they’re clearly not fans. XD

eyed the young man once more and sighed. It seemed like he'd just lost an enormous internal battle. "Don't worry, I have a feeling the lift will be ready by the time you get home,"
As he closed the door, watching the youth taking his baby girl carefully down the stairs.

Creep: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT SENTENCE MEANS!

He looked at the empty apartment, gloomily.

The youth really seemed reliable, he was polite, careful, and he had climbed up to the penthouse just to see Vanessa. It seemed he was perfect for her. Doofensmirtz

Creep: For god’s sake, you’re missing an “H”.

hated it .
His little girl was growing up, soon she wasn't going to needher fatheranymore, she would rather be out with him.

Erik: Okaaayyy...

"Are you all right, sir?"
It was Norm.
"Of course I am, you pile of bolts!" Doofensmirtz snapped.
"But there are tears on your lab coat, sir,"
"Quiet you!"
He walked over to a piece of tarpaulin and pulled it off what it had been concealing.
"Come on Norm, we've got to get the lift back in the shaft before 10 o'clock,"
Hope you guys liked it, if you're wondering about the "bad-ass snail" comment brush up on your Phineas and Ferb. I think the episode's called Perry the Actor-pus. We get to see Agent S in action! *^^*

Kit: Because I SO didn’t get the reference...
Creep: We need it. *sarcasm*

Oh, if anyone wants to hear the guy who plays Ferb (Thomas Brodie Sangster) actually sing "Twenty Flight Rock" here's the extra bit to find it on youtube (for some reason it's not doing the whole web link ? so just type in the youtube address plus this link here -
watch?v=VCJ8Uwj-1P8
It's awesome!

Creep: ….did this author try to plug in an episode within in a FANfiction?! Well....okay, we’ll watch that instead of your shitty stories!

*SNIP*

Erik: Wtf was the point of that?
Kit: And the link is broken. >< You got my hopes up with the promise of Thomas Sangster singing! ><
Creep: So, what exactly was the point of this? Ferb has a awkward encounter with Doof? He asks Vanessa on a date? What?????
Erik: Once upon a time...Olivia ate a burrito. It was alright. Not the best burrito, but it satisfied her. She then went upstairs to play games. The end.
Olivia: ^Likes this story.
Kit: XDD
Creep: So, yeah, story COULD be better, but it’s just a pointless one-shot. Outside of maybe Ferb’s interaction with Doof (which isn’t good either to be honest), this fic is just a bore with little development or characterization from what we’ve already know.
Kit: PS: Kiki says she already read the journal and doesn’t give a shit.
Creep: I assumed so.
Kit: *tries to reply*....she doesn’t give a shit so much that she felt the need to block me just for being the messenger.
Erik: And hiding the message. XD
Kit: I still have it on my screen. I can screencap it. x3
Erik: Ready for the next one?
Creep: Shall we move on?
Kit: Sure. |3