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danielwartist β SSB Brawl: accidental haircut
Published: 2014-08-19 20:44:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 23316; Favourites: 139; Downloads: 0
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SO I'm playing brawl earleir today and I noticed that even with link swinging his sword like crazy he never actually cuts anything...so I thought this up.
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Could you do a version of this for Smash Bros Ultimate?
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Maybe. A few other fighters pop to mind as in needing a trim
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Also thank you for the favorites on my art
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Welcome. Sprites are cool. What program are you making them in?
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Paint Tool SAI
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Maybe Palutena, Zeldas new design, and Rosalina?
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Those 3 have my favorite hair of the bunch, Palutenas being very long, Zeldas with a nice color, and Rosalinas with a nice shape
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Maybe as revenge, Link will grow his hair to his knees, then the girls will tie him up and shave his head?
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THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
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(This story takes place after Link's sword fiasco [script form])
Peach: Link...?
Samus: Look what you've done.
Zelda: You and your stupid swordplay are causing the remainder of the match to--
Announcer (cuts Zelda off in mid-sentence): NO CONTEST!
Link: Oops.
Peach: GET HIM, GIRLS!!!
(Link gets chased by Peach, Samus, and Zelda through Smash Mansion)
(Palutena walks down the hall when Link's sword cuts her hair)
Palutena: YOU CUT MY HAIR, LINK!!! Β YOU'RE IN DEEP TROUBLE NOW!! Β GET BACK HERE!
(Palutena joins the chase with Peach, Samus, and Zelda)
(Rosalina walks out of her room only for Link to cut her hair with his sword)
Rosalina: YOU'RE IN TROUBLE BIG ENOUGH TO STRETCH THROUGHOUT THE COSMOS, LINK!!! Β I'M GOING TO SEND YOUR BUTT TO THE MOON!! Β NOW I'VE HAD IT UP TO THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE WITH YOU!
(Rosalina joins the chase with Palutena, Peach, Samus, and Zelda)
Link: NOW IT'S FIVE AGAINST ONE!!!!!
(Link gets cornered into a wall)
Peach: You're outnumbered, Link.
(The girls beat up Link until he can only crawl slowly to see Dr. Mario about his injuries)
(THE END)
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You forgot the part where Dr. Mario develops a cure for the cut off hair.
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(Continuation [script form])
Dr. Mario: There; your injuries should heal within a month or two. Β But for now, go to your room and get some rest; I'll send Master Hand a note saying that you'll be off the roster for a while.
Link: Who's going to take my place, Doc?
Dr. Mario: Toon Link; he's much shorter than you. Β Give him this note.
(Link goes to his room in an electric wheelchair, remembering to stop by Toon Link's room along the way)
Dr. Mario: I see that Link cut your hair off with his sword, ladies; is that right?
Palutena: That's correct, Doc.
Peach: He cut my hair, Samus' hair, and Zelda's hair with a swing of his sword!
Samus: The match had to be cut short because of him!
Zelda: The announcer cut me off in mid-sentence by saying "No Contest"; that's when we chased him around the mansion.
Palutena: As I was exiting my room, Link ran past me and cut my hair off when I wasn't looking; that's when I joined the chase.
Rosalina: Same thing happened to me as I was exiting mine; I also joined in.
Dr. Mario: Maybe I can come up with a cure that'll return your hair back to its normal length; it'll take a few weeks. Β In the meantime, tell someone that is also on the roster that you'll be off of it for a while.
(Sheik's room)
Zelda: (through door) Sheik; if Ganondorf's in there with you, tell him that I'll be off the roster for a while! Β OK?
Sheik: OK!
(Pit's room)
Palutena: (through door) Pit; if Dark Pit's in there with you, tell him that I won't be on the roster for a short period of time! Β OK?
Pit: OK, Lady Palutena!
(a few weeks later)
Palutena: Well, girls, our hair has grown back to its normal length.
Peach: Now we can fight without getting our hair cut off.
Rosalina: Let's go brush our hair and get ready for our fight with Toon Link; agreed?
Samus: Agreed.
Zelda: Same here.
(battle arena; Toon Link looks shocked by what he sees)
Toon Link: You five are all BALD!!! (Looks around and runs, not knowing that he only has one life) SUICIDE!!!
Announcer: Toon Link: defeated.
(Dr. Mario's office)
Dr. Mario: Maybe I didn't mix it correctly?
(Toon Link's room)
Palutena/Peach/Rosalina/Samus/Zelda: TOON LINK!!!!!
(15 minutes later)
Zelda: Toon Link: injured.
(the next day; Palutena, Peach, Rosalina, Samus, and Zelda are all in the mansion's confinement chamber)
Palutena: No fighting for five months. Β THIS IS YOUR FAULT, ZELDA!!!
(Palutena, Peach, Rosalina, and Samus all start beating up Zelda; Wolf sees this and shocks them by pressing a button that activates shock collars around the girls' necks)
Wolf: NO FIGHTING IN THE CONFINEMENT CHAMBER!!!!!
(shock collars are still active when Wolf notices that the button is still down)
Wolf: THE BUTTON'S STILL DOWN!!!!! Β ROB!!!!!
(ROB comes in)
ROB: WHAT DO YOU NEED ME FOR, WOLF; THIS BETTER BE GOOD.
Wolf: Get Tails down here; tell him to bring his toolbox.
ROB: WHERE IS TAILS?
Wolf: In Sonic's room fixing Jet's Extreme Gear.
(THE END)
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interesting story
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This is a great one! You should do an after one and links in the background beat up
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Omg I love this!! 
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It wouldn't be so bad if the Smash girls had shorter hair,as long(pun not intended)as they look good with it!
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ur right, but link is still in for an ass kicking
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