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Description "It was called the Fat Broad. It would be an easy mistake to assume that the tavern was named after the ugly black statue by the door, a souvenir my landlord got when he visited some relatives in Southwest-Wherever, but the tavern was in fact named after my landlord’s wife Flo. “Fat Broad” was his heartfelt endearment for this spongy, bad-tempered monstrosity of a woman. Flo was about as wide as I was tall, all droop like a wet cake, with tits hanging to her belly so large and heavy we reckoned they could smother a man to death. She dressed and carried herself like she was the Queen of Ronia, her amorphous hands heavy with jewels, but cursed like a sailor and thought nothing of boxing the ears of the most feral gang thugs.

Although her sharp tongue and the alacrity with which she could break a mug on your skull terrified us regulars, she was her henpecked husband’s pride and joy. He said he liked his women “with some meat on ‘em.” I made the mistake of adding that there was enough meat on Flo to feed the entire Royal army while she was in earshot only once."


Just another colorful character from Dakerai's world, his landlady Flo. Dakerai has lived in a room over the Fat Broad for almost ten years, paying Oggie and Flo in stolen goods in exchange for a roof, food, and all the alcohol his liver can take.

Drawing repulsive people is fun! Her boobs look a little odd, so let's blame it on the cut of the dress, okay? Drew this while on an island and possessed of only a few Prismas.

Prisma marker, pencil
[Ronia and its hefty inhabitants (c) Dana-Redde]
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Comments: 16

Wolf-Suit [2010-08-06 11:46:16 +0000 UTC]

Drawing fat people IS fun. I love this chunky broad, especially her lumpy knees and droopy boobies.
Well done to you

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dana-redde In reply to Wolf-Suit [2010-08-07 16:38:13 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!! I admit, when I saw your awesome fat lady pic, I totally thought she and Flo here should hang out XD Droopy boobies party!

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Wolf-Suit In reply to dana-redde [2010-08-08 01:18:24 +0000 UTC]

Totally. They can be all bawdy and swing their pendulous breasts about merrily.

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ImaginaryIam [2009-03-07 17:52:38 +0000 UTC]

Strangely, i would buy this as a print. I like how the character is so far from perfect.

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Fae-Puppy [2008-07-26 07:41:43 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure she used to be beautiful.

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dana-redde In reply to Fae-Puppy [2008-07-29 02:40:19 +0000 UTC]

I'm pretty sure she's still convinced she's hot stuff XD

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Fae-Puppy In reply to dana-redde [2008-07-29 02:51:43 +0000 UTC]

Aww, sweet love.

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Denis-Peterson [2008-07-26 02:21:40 +0000 UTC]

Delightful caricature indeed... presented with great panache!

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seelyfeeshes [2008-07-26 02:19:14 +0000 UTC]

I like her.
Some authors make their stories full of beautiful people with perfect personalities.
Flo doesn't have either.
She's awesome.

Although I am concernicous about the tumor on her thigh, (lol btw) I am too refreshed by her unique character to care.

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dana-redde In reply to seelyfeeshes [2008-07-29 02:36:23 +0000 UTC]

I am a big fan of monstrous humanoids in literature. Some people really don't have anything to offer to the world, (other than amusement to those with a twisted sense of humor) but I've found they're much more fun to encounter in lit than in reality.

I saw a woman once who had fat piled in huge doughy rolls and lumps on her upper arms, but stopped at her elbow, and then her forearms were normal-sized. That was sort of what I was going for with her legs. Or maybe she does just have a particularly spongy tumor, a symptom of some gruesome exotic disease she gained from too much time spent engaged in unseemly activities? Either way works for me!

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ChibiDyne [2008-07-25 23:52:37 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHAHAHA I love the little story about her. My god, this is amazing : D

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curlpop [2008-07-25 21:17:58 +0000 UTC]

MMM. I WANT HER TO BE MY LANDLADY

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dana-redde In reply to curlpop [2008-07-28 00:50:05 +0000 UTC]

BUT SHE'LL HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH POTS AND PANS

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curlpop In reply to dana-redde [2008-07-28 00:53:18 +0000 UTC]

And hit you in the back of your head while calling you STUUUPIDDD?

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dana-redde In reply to curlpop [2008-07-29 00:53:23 +0000 UTC]

Yes and saying YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SMOTHERED YOU IN YOUR SLEEP RARRRRR!!

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curlpop In reply to dana-redde [2008-07-29 18:03:59 +0000 UTC]

EXCELLLEEEENNNTT!!

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